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I wish i was under 18 so you could groom me?? (Patreon)

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2025-06-15 20:07:27
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Fionntan Laird

dam I've never actually been the first comment before

Skyllex101

Ay yo wft...unless if it's makima then ya sure.

Dusty Smoke

A dog's fur is like their outermost sensory system- animals can feel anything that touches their fur. It's connected to their skin, after all.

KdRatio _85

Bro my feed just mental flashbanged me

PotatPengu

henry having taste buds only on the inside is amateurish. you're not allowed to get used to the taste of shit and piss in your body. you have to feel it graze the buds as it exits your body. every day you will have an incomprehensible dread of taking a shit.

MoreShmeatThanaButcher

17:06 you and me both brother 😉. On a separate note, tell Alle Cakes and Kai I said hi 👋🏽

Chadwick

Let’s do the cute videos last for refuge. Why do we always do it the other way…….. Immeadly goes to r/aww

Jolan Purchase

I will report this video for unstable cuteness and fuzzy wuzziness! Naw just kidding! I love you guys!

Joseph Ostby

The comment about the mom having "given all that up" makes me sad about that mentality. That photo shows her happy, you know nothing other than she is now a mom and assume she gave something valuable up and/or is not as happy or happier now. Becoming a mother or father is something to strive for yet we have society today telling women it's sad and terrible to be a mom. Not blaming any one person just sad at jeannie's comment as it reflects modern mentality.

Reqular guy

17:06, I get henry on that. Sometimes you see a lady butt so nice your brain goes "I wanna put my tongue on and in that"

Ondřej Brož

For the PH vertical view question: there are some POV videos that are shot vertically so someone 100% busted while watching vertically

Captain Ravenclaw

17:05 I guess Henry keeps asking.....🧟‍♂️👅🍑

Kenneth Mitchell

Jeanie! You are NOT a “fridge build.” Believe that.

Carl

That last cursed comment though... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Allan Moynihan

Henry talks. About different angles. Give us a second camera angle.

anthony

For everyone's tires to have a blowout and there'll be no replacements.

Cesar

Ahhh yes cause being on a boat with a rich man can totally fulfill what having a kid can do 🤣

Larry B

Great job, I really liked the mix of videos.

Michael O.

I swear the guy did the deed so she would break up with him ...

xavier whiting

The skin of the kiwi has more nutrients than the fruit inside you just have to get the ones with no hair

Tacocat11

Henry likes assholes confirmed

Per Gustafsson

Fun fact. Cats lick other cats to show dominance. Rabbits get licked to show dominance. So the cat is like "I lick you to show I am in charge." And the rabbit is like "Yes, lick me, because I am in charge."

Z Neubauer

Dog groomer here, that dog wasn't a Schnauzer at 13:44 but a Scottish Terrier. Similar haircuts though, Scotties have longer skirts (the hair that Henry asked if he was wearing a dress). Scotties have shorter legs, longer bodies, and bigger heads. They have some decent muscles as they were bred to hunt badgers. In addition they have large teeth for their size, comparable to a German Shepherd. Pretty good bite force too. I have seen them most often with black fur, but I have also seen white, and rarely a tan/off white color. Schnauzers are usually grey, kinda salt and peppery compares to the solid color of Scotties. I have also seen them in solid white or brown, or white with spots called Parti Schnauzers.

Isidorn

Jeannie's mind is still so innocent at times.

daniel martinez

that manhattan puzzle is highly collectable if I remember right, because of the towers

Kevin

The first photo, the pre-mom mom, looks like it was taken in 1981 not 1991. The color is washed out and there are imperfections that I wouldn't expect on a 90's photo.

CDP

Oh Jeannie don’t say that you’re perfect from tip to toe sigh…

Da Ninja

There is vertically shot videos on the Hub. According to AI. No personal experience involved...

Mdnghttiger

I agree with Henry, I wont elaborate on what though but I concur.

BadBoi

Another banger! But wheres Kai? Too many consecutive vids without Queen Kai

Durndal

Jeannie's make up and lighting are on point in this video. Henry looks okay too, I guess

Chaotic Phoenix

That wasn't a miniature snauzer... That was a Yorkshire terrier....

RICHARD

Jeannie thinking she has a fridge build is nuts. Jeannie there isn't a sane guy on this planet who wouldn't want you as their girlfriend. You are beautiful, kind, and a total sweetheart.

ElfangorQ7N

I think ya'll misunderstood what a fridge build is, I'm pretty sure a fridge build means really fat, and not necessarily that the hips have no definition to them. Either way Jeannie does not have a fridge build, and I mean that in the most normal and least creepy way possible.

TeslaMaster

When talking about the whole video vertical, I was reminded how Henry ripped into Kai for filming in vertical once. It was one of the "Product Testing Videos", I believe. :D

Berto Pugliese

Touching grass is for casuals…whoever wrote that grooming comment should be wrapped up in sod, have an entire barrel of molasses poured down the grassy hill Buttercup and Wesley tumbled down in The Princess Bride, then roll down said molasses-covered hill wrapped in said sod and land in a big pile of lawn mower clippings at the bottom…just so Mother Nature can cleanse that person of their sins.

Reqular guy

Had to come back because I remember the fridge build comment, jeannie. Ms, madame, you most definitely do not have a fridge build lol. Not trying to glaze and saying with up most respect but you genuinely look pretty damn good and have a bit of a slim thicc figure. Anyone else says the opposite is smoking crack

Josh L

10 feet to the left would either have me in the bathroom, or halfway into a wall

Lito's Land

I honestly don't know whether it would be worse to have taste buds on the inside or outside of your body. To constantly taste everything you wear and touch, or to taste your active digestion...

david hilton

An argument could be made that vertical filming/viewing is superior for home made solo material, so both the fun bits and the o face are visible without excess background, or so I've been told.

Thomas

Team Vertical vs. Team Horizontal

Leaf

Yes, I like the switch. Refuge at the end!

HxH

everything Henry said in this video is spot on 1- he's not projecting , we all have groo... uhh.. Mommy fantasies 2- let him taste your azz ! don't judge XD lmfao

S

"What is it with you and wanting to taste assholes?" Has he tried it in on you yet?

Rickard Berglund

jeannie. You don't think Henry might be trying to tell you about the asshole?

Josh van Waalwijk van Doorn

henry I'm disappointed you had the opportunity to make a bondage joke with the cut the rope segment but you didn't

Anthony Barker

17:08 Well, considering the women in his life... I can't blame him.

Dmajini

Lady Panda Queen, you do NOT have a "fridge bod"! 😎💪🏽👍🏽

ghostbeetle

Yeah, Henry, what IS IT with you and wanting to taste assholes?

Swimmerdude Pinkard

I was expecting a Panda Queen song when the Schnauzer started walking.

Peep Marshall

"do you think anyone has ever busted with their phone in portrait?" Procedes to scroll Reddit for a living

Jon

I almost thought the one in the black dress was Sasha ;-)

Raimo Geisel

13:15, if it was filmed in portrait... yes...

Raimo Geisel
>>183619155

like the really really degen stuff that no reputable semi professional producer would touch with a 10ft pole... the stuff that is filmed on an old iPhone 3 in some eastern european country in a dark back alley where both participating parties are wearing balaclavas because of the shame of what they are doing...