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I think these girls are a bit more than roommates (Patreon)

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2025-06-30 03:15:32
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ALocalWizard

I don't know which number I am!!

Nathan Ponton-Fraser

Gotta just move the spider instead of killing it 😢 they kill the bugs that actually try to bite you like mosquitos

Jolan Purchase

I love you guys enough to vomit pea soup with my head spinning like the exorcist! Naw I'm just kidding!

bzaroworld

that spider was definitely unexpected

RICHARD

Jeannie this is a true story. I went off to Army basic and follow on training when I was 17. My parents came to see me at my hotel when I was finished. I had grown an inch and put on 50 pounds of muscle, not to mention I went from a mop top haircut to a buzzcut. I opened the door to my room when my parents knocked, and they honest to God thought they had the wrong room. They didn't recognize me at all until I spoke.

Berto Pugliese

That spider was the most unexpected thing in the whole video. 👀

Ashley Nelson

I think it's so sweet that Henry grabs Jeannies arm to push her back and protect her from the spider 🥰 Love you guys!! Thanks for another awesome video

Apollo

"you've had your little Willie for 30 years" 🤣😂😂

Superpotroast

If you think a spider dropping in on you is bad, try a centipede dropping on your keyboard while typing..

RippleEffect

I heard about the crisis Jeannie’s going through. I hope she’s able to overcome it, Please pass on our support to her and let her know we’re rooting for her to get better. And please support and take care of her for us, she’s too good for this world and doesn’t deserve what she’s going through <3

Neil Tan

Your videos brings joy..

Werewolf Mike

Good the spider didn't land on their heads instead. XD

Carl

That ending... 💀💀💀

Unaffected Covid

Spider: "Welp, guys, that's all we have on r/Unexpected. Thanks for joining us today. Be sure to stay tuned for the... wh-what?? What's going on? Why is everyone freaking out?? Hey! What are you doing with that mou...??" 😳

Dre

We do not harm spiders and make sure that the cats do not consume them. Everyone is different I guess. Remember, the more spiders in your home, the more pests you have.

Owen Tate

What an unexpected ending!

Metatron Prime

I will say that the stream thing is true, but it often depends on the guy and their situation. Like, the plumbing down there is often affected by sexual activity or just having a boner. And the stream can get messed with by trying to control the flow so you don't just blast the rim of the bowl and make a mess because you feel like your bladder is about to burst. And that's before you take illnesses into account.

it's just taylor

🇭🇲 smallest spider I've ever seen, and that's your reaction? I'd love you to see Australia but seriously stay away

Tansi

@Jeannie: There is a valve in there and you cannot pee when it is stiff. It is a safety measure. Just think it through...

frelan collett

Morning wood can cause all kinds of bathroom problems.

Owen Wadleigh

13 minute video, they are getting shorter and shorter. Back on YouTube they were 30 minutes. Don't get me wrong, I love your content, but it's getting smaller and smaller over time. Kinda like the $16 sandwich. Paying more (than YouTube) and getting less (on Patreon).

Torwulf

Spider was swinging in the frame earlier in the video. Had a mini heartattack when i thought it was swinging in front of my eyes. Thought i was crazy when i couldnt find it in my room.

ArsonBarson

About 50% of all men can't actually empty their bladder completely when sitting down on a modern toilet due to the posture and positioning, it puts pressure on the urethra so it can be harder to empty the bladder.

Chadwick

Heah. Henry. Why don’t you sit. Like me. Jd.

Vulcan

Well, that ending was... Unexpected. 🤣

Inertial Torque

Henry my man when it's dark and you need to pee in the middle of the night just sit down on the toilet to pee. You can't miss, your bladder gets emptier and it's way more relaxing when you want to go back to sleep after.

James Utter

1:00 ahhh, the advantage of being 6ft and just putting one hand on the wall as I lean over to go straight down and not have to worry.

Giant_Killer33

I'm afraid of spiders so I would have Freaked out as well but I Got to say the is a fun way to end a video

david hilton

That spider totally understood the assignment. Unexpected indeed.

James Smiley

I knew a guy who had issues with spiders. Too afraid to smash it with his hand he tried to burn it with his Bic lighter and set fire to his kitchen. If he would have gotten out my way I would have killed the thing. I hate being trapped in burning buildings.

Richard Karrer

Humans: capable of destroying all life on Earth. Also. humans: "AH, TINY SPIDER THAT CAN'T HURT ME, MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!"

DarthNexus

😩 our boy Henry got the "lil willy" no BAC damn thats tough! Jeannie lil TAP not getting the Hulk Smash treatment it might deserve? 🤷🏿‍♂️

Da Ninja

Henry, woman normally use the reciprocating saw with their toys. Whilst a drill has been used, it is far less useful.

A Raven Called Wayne

Jeannie knows from experience that Henry is ok with ass "delivery". I'll just leave it at that 🤣

ghostbeetle

That spider was a payed actor. You can't get anything past me!

Eric Sims

Don't get me wrong, I love Lord Immersion and our Panda Queen, but paying for Patreon and getting less than 15 min per video is kinda disappointing. Not to mention it's Patreon and they aren't doing anything more then they would on YouTube.

Rickard Berglund

No problem Henry and Jeannie. Having spiders in your house is a good thing, my grandparents always said. Because spiders hunt other insects.

Dainius

But the itzy bitzy little spider only wanted to be friends... 😧

DennMark

I hope Henry don’t treat all his PATREONS like that… hit him with a mouse, indeed!

Daniyel Ortiz

i;ve been following y'all for a long fuckin time. and i gotta say that i have never laughed harder than the cat and the spider. my lungs hurt. thank you for being you. honestly.

ramdam974

Henry, you should just sit on the toilet. It is the ONLY way for not having piss everywhere. I understood that in my early 20s and never went back to standing (with the exception of public bathrooms of course).

Tacocat11

I love when something causes an abript ending it's hilarious

IRIEMike

Haha 🕸🕷what an ending

lenin silverio

You shouldn't kill spiders. catch them with a cup and paper and put them outside. They help kill others insects.

SirSpinoza

How are y’all adults and scared of spiders.. it cracks me up, but just seems so unreal. Like it’s a spider…

Blkdragon06667

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the cat video and the spider right after omg 😂😂😂😂😂

Scoptolagniac

@00:30. That is a pitch perfect identical reenactment of how I pee, with a bladder beginning to split apart due to overflow at the age of 42.

Khan Krum

Bro that lady with the seed and veggies was the best. I loved the finish with the raisin. She made the perfect "you're doing too much!" parody.

Wise Mizzer

Damn. That spider was my chance to become spider man. It just got the wrong house.