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Light gay as shit i would have gone crazy (Patreon)

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2025-12-02 15:14:55
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2026-06

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Ziyn

Le 2nd.

Piotr Nowak

this episode was brought to you by the word "fisting"

Sithon Sithon

If you read this Kai. Try Lindsey Buroker. Great urban fantasy novels . Some scifi too.

Kevin Lawlor

So no word of a lie, but a few years ago I spoke to a German Colleague of mine in Ireland where I live, and we have a greeting where we say "How is the form?", meaning how are you?/whats up etc, the german colleague responded, "Form? What form? No one told me to bring a form", it took a solid 10 minutes to help him understand what I meant

DocWeity

I believe the word you were looking for was xenophobia

Hammerhiem

Elon WAS born in Africa.... Female Authors who are great 2x Sci Fi and 2x fantasy Anne McCaffery Katherine Kerr Kate Elliot Elizabeth Moon

Aivjiol

Tana French has a detective series called The Dublin Murder Squad. No smut and very good. Possibly for high school and up. Some are also written in German.

Simon Knibbs

I would go with isolationists

RICHARD

Kai, please don't ever change.

Inertial Torque

Man I'd hate to be in that WW3 guy's platoon or whatever. Something tells me he wouldn't be very picky in choosing his struggle snuggle victims.

Casey Shields

Is that what all the kids are calling it nowadays? Good grief.

Casey Shields

Elon Musk WAS born in Pretoria, South Africa, on June 28, 1971. He spent his early childhood there before moving to Canada at age 17, and later to the United States. He is more African American than most of the darker hued friends you have, including Obama…supposedly ;) Edit: Dern it, Hammer…you win.

Inertial Torque

Wasn't sure the level of censorship on this platform didn't want the hassle of middle management types complaining about words. lol

Michael O.

Elon makes me think of the guy who was the pilot in the original Magnum, P.I. Can't remember his name.

GilbertAC1

Kai, try J Penner, her Adenashire series is good so far 2 of 5 books. The first book is "A Fellowship of Bakers and Magic. Charlie N Holmberg, yes a woman named Charlie. Her Wimbrel House series is a good read. The first book is "Keeper of Enchanted Rooms" A lot of what I read is really dark with a lot of death and destruction. Sometimes I need to read something that is light, fun and nonviolent. I hope you like these books as much as I do.

Khan Krum

English and Chinese people can learn Japanese. It's not racism, it's culturalism? It's not like I am hard coded to only speak one language because I am white :D

bzaroworld

I love how Henry is still able to leave Kai completely speechless with his degeneracy, even though Kai is an absolute degenerate herself.

Unaffected Covid

Jeannie would have never answered that shower mirror butthole question. Susu, Allecakes, and Kai would. I just felt the need to point out that fact. Carry on... 😳

xacidsoulx

Ah that book. A court of thorns and roses or something like that. Wife read a bit, didn’t wanna read so got an audiobook. I heard some of it and was like wtf? Let’s just fawk or watch porn at this point 😂

Skippeye

my favorite book series are black ocean, expeditionary force and a solo that was good was Bright sword

Ziyn

Struggle snuggle victims? 😆 Kinda catchy. POWs are now Struggle Snuggle Victims.

Ziyn

There was a short window where she potrnentially would have around a few years ago. Jeannie started getting more degen during their YT days. Cos whoever at YT got on their ass, Henry told her to tone it down in a video or two. And thus ended the rising Degennie. At least, that's how I look at it.

Unaffected Covid

It was during that period that life most felt like it was nearing the end times. Now, when you (I mean, Kai) do it on the other hand, it's like another day in the office. 😳

Per Gustafsson

The joke is that Elon Musk IS born in Africa and Obama IS born in the US. God dammit, how did they miss that?

Isidorn

I had no idea there was an anime character named Light, so reading the title I thought it was about something that's lightly gay, which made it somewhat confusing.

Daniyel Ortiz

female author. no porn. gochu fam. leigh bardugo. in particular "a language of thorns". the hardcover is gorgeous. art grows in the margins of every story culminating in a splash page at the end of each story. it is hands down the treasure of my collection. she does other stuff too. i also like her "six of crows" series. i fell in love when the MC had to explain the "no mourners, no funerals." thing. it hit that right level of dark that i really like from her. more lighthearted? Andrea parsneau, "the wandering inn". some adorable canadian woman/girl gets isekaied into a world that as merciless as it is varied. she changes it slowly, but holy shit does it go from "cutesy poo lets make ice cream" to "theres a monster made of stolen skin that, if it touches you, add your FUCKING SKIN to its collection!" real fuckin fast! i probably have more. thats jsut the first couple of faves, that are women, off the dome. love you guys. keep doin what your doin.

Ziyn

Kai got that energy to match Henry 💪

James Smiley

I would suggest you read, "The Thousand Romantic Nights of Count Fistula". 😉 I doubt it exists, but I'm in my 60's and first suggested it for reading in High School. So yes, we knew about Fisting, I just didn't think anybody did that kind of stuff.

Metem

T. C.

Metem

Q: Hey Kai do you know who Paul Peirce is? A: Well, I definitely don't know his name. ... More proof of Henry's thesis?

Magnus Hjort

The gilden ones by namina forna. Its great.

Owen Tate

My ex called me yesterday just to tell me she got eaten out by a man already in a relationship.

Masklein

Go read "Reborn as a Demonic Tree"

Haunt Fox

Ea-Nasir joke goes over BOTH their heads, ai yi yi

Jonathan Sifuentes

The series is called "Death Note" and is known for being a psychological thriller, as the protagonist is kind of a villain. He finds a magic notebook that anyone whose name is written on the paper therein will die. If no method is depicted, it defaults to a heart attack. That's the basic rule for the series. I don't know if you remember the meme (it's pretty old by now), but Light went viral for eating chips dramatically: "I'll take a potato chip... and EAT!"

Isidorn

Thanks for the summary. "Death Note" sounds familiar, but it's nothing I've watched. As for the meme, it's nothing I have any recollection of, so either I've never seen it or I've simply completely forgot about it.

STomas

The thing about the racism in Japan is that turists have come in there and not respected the culture. Now yes it's bad that japanese people punish all foreigners but you should blame the people that caused it not the people who live there. Also they had in the sign that "if you can read this then come in" so a foreigner living there who has learned the language can be welcomed in-

Ice man

Guessing it was double irony not sure even if they caught it but , Elton is African born in Africa and Obama is American born in the USA not not if they are /were.

Hans Smeets

south africa...africa is the continent...

J

shock shock shock, shock my dog I can't stop

Kenneth Mitchell

Considering that Kai thinks old people probably don’t know about fisting, and Henry thinks stabbing yourself after recklessly driving drunk is a genius idea…yeah, I’m not surprised when they miss the obvious. You could probably fill a shoebox with the non-fiction books they’ve read. Unless, of course, it’s all an act for the sake of entertainment.

Tornfudge123

dude im crying on how much you spent!!!

etapi65

I can't tell if they just completely missed this as the point.

Tacocat11

I love Henry editing Kai so she can't finish the title it's hilarious

Cackles

I hope that it was a joke, but Elon Musk _was_ born in Africa and is African, and Obama was supposedly born in the US (Hawaii) and supposedly is American, so race-swapping them "according to their ethnicity" is double-backward.

serguzzle

what do you mean "supposedly" lmao

Cackles

There's been a ton of debate on the matter and it was never settled conclusively. Say what you will about the guy, but he's got a good PR team.

OregonMichael

It was settled. Obamas birth certificate was shown. LOL sheesh

Cackles

I guess you dusted your hands off at the birth certificate's release and didn't pay attention when the supposed birth certificate was shown to be edited in several ways? We'll never know the truth of the matter and any further debate is pretty much pointless since the guy is already out of office.

Lloyd Corfex

I thought Elon looked like a relative of Wesley Snipes xD

janeDoe

we all love you Kai, yes sick humans would think like it and talking about it has nothing wrong. destroy censorship!!!