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Is this part of the female body the closest thing to heaven on earth? (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-08 21:22:46
Imported:
2026-06

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Hipnyah

Yes. Yes it is. There, or the thighs. Hard to choose.

pyrosixtey2 .

That thumbnail oooh boy. It’s like seeing Kai’s tummy all over again

Donnovan Findlater

boutta lose my memebership tomorrow and they upload another video beforehand letss goooo!!!!!

The Dude

You gotta get the inside clean.

Daruka Eon

Team In-and-out. 🤣

Allan Moynihan

2 Clips in a row ending on Assholes. Don't hold back to back.

Captain Ravenclaw

Ya see, as a dude, I wipe back to front. I used TP for the initial clean, and then wetwipes to finish it off and then clean any residual on my nuts. Full clean, no track marks or stains. Since I don't have a slit, I dont need to worry about wiping in a way that stops it from spreading forward as theres nothing that could get infected. Guy gets shite where he's not supposed to from improper wipe, all he gets is at worst a rash for not changing or showering often enough for it to not develop. At that point, how you wipe isnt as important as the rest of your hygiene habits.

MoreShmeatThanaButcher

It's funny, them making Obama throat goat jokes, and obviously not knowing the rumors about michael... i mean michelle.

Dog Dad Jokes

More golf videos, please. Those are rather fun to watch for those of us that don't get out much.

Da Ninja

The worst part is it doesn't have a specific name, just lower abdomen. Naval is the belly button area. And we all should know what is below.

Charles

I believe its the "midrift" or something like that. When babes turn sideways and show off the sleek curves, minds immediately explode lol.... emiru comes to mind ❤️‍🔥

Joseph Monreal

Now this is the vulgar profanity I subscribe to 😆. Also midriff is nice but for me it'll always be ass, thighs, and titties as the best parts of a woman(physically) in that order. Hips are very nice too

kenneth

inside/ out with a twist

Les Brady

That was classic.

bzaroworld

whoever is editing these is doing a phenomenal job, cutting out the background music is timed perfectly definitely added to the jokes, in my opinion also, does Hanna still work for them?

Adam Bowman

Just FYI, you can have cousins that are not blood related. Fair game at that point.

Devon

I just stick a garden hose near my butt and cross my fingers

Brian Buchmeier

I use a combo front to back and in and out if I have to use toilet paper, but at home I just use a bidet.

GFP

That ending moment... *Chef's kiss*

Tim McKenzie

I wipe outside to inside. Gotta store the nutrients for later 🤤

Sirius

I WIPE INVERTED!!!

Beryl Liam

I'm a back-to-front kind of guy.

Koko101

Wait.... you guys wipe? XD

Marcus Perry

Im a guy and I asked my guy friends and 99% are back to front.

David

Love the ending! Is this the first time Henry broke Kai to the point where she was at a loss for words?

Edd

Get wet wipes, Henry. Seriously they're amazing and yeah you can do the good ol'... fingerino in da pooperino to be squeakyclean'o.

Warren Cotton

the guy getting rescued, then beaten up, is probably because it would be against their religion

Metatron Prime

Word of advice, Henry. Wet wipes are fucking magical. Want your butthole clean? Use those after wiping with tp twice at most. Just remember to throw the used wipes in the trash.

Derrick Watson

If it is unsanitary that is a NO WAY from me.

Cackles

I wipe in a Fibonacci spiral.

Andy Carranza

I'm for sure front to back wiping, but Henry's way sounds interesting

RICHARD

Kai, half the successful people on earth are stupid. They appeal to the half that is stupid.

Paul M Libeer

I prefer a shop vac and a garden hose and also if that’s heaven Kia has some property there

Daniyel Ortiz

i wasnt ready for this information..but i use baby wipes. TP for the first couple, then wipes to make sure its clean. no need to go into your butthole. cause its all inside there. and its gonna stay there. the outside is clean. fucin hell, this is worse than discussing how you scratch your balls.

Inertial Torque

Forget front to back or back to front, just spread them cheeks and twerk till you all cleaned up!

Pete Hendry

When kai looks at Henry she lifts and arches her left eyebrow. MAAAAAAD attractive.

DennMark

Left to right

frumS relliK

Dude, Windows isn't lying that's where the viruses are hiding.

John H

I use a bidet so.

Kenneth Mitchell

Back when I was a youngster girls were taught to wipe front to back and boys were left to figure something out. No one I knew came up with Henry’s method.

Kenneth Mitchell

A few of them probably drag their backsides across the rug.

D

left to right all day every day

Hans Smeets

RE the wiping: I want to get a bidet, just found out that you can't install one yourself here in New Zealand, because it is not code compliant. You have to get a plumber to do it, and the plumber needs to install a device that prevents backwash..turning a few 100$ to several 1000$ ...FML have these people here never heard about water pressure?

JPFR65

Looks like you broke Kai with your last comment abut wiping.

Leonard Taylor

I wipe in circular motions. Like I'm brushing my teeth

Tacocat11

I wipe using sand paper😈

Kel del

See, what I love abut Kai is that henry can make all his jokes and she doesnt go "ew" she actually expounds on it and has fun

Sylzar

Front to back starting from the right, then left and finishing by pinching to make sure the hair is clean too

Haunt Fox

Banter just keeps getting better and better. And yeah, that's the pubic mound

Tjostar

I wipe in a circular motion.

Joe Buk

They make add on ones you can buy pretty cheap, like $20 on amz. I bought one and its great. Unless you mean those as well.

Hans Smeets

Getting them is not the problem, installing them to code is :(. Officially you cannot do it your self if you arent a licensed plumber, so a 200 $ bidet, racks up 100s of $ in installations fees plus extra parts. The backwash rule is dumb since a water line always has pressure, so it cannot flush back into your waterline (unless something really weird happened) ..They feel like rules to protect tradies. I understand for things like electricity, mains water etc, but a bidet that you put in in an existing line , that comes with all the fittings ..come on!.

caleb berner

Well I don't have a pussy to worry bout getting dirty so anyway thats gets it clean

Orlando Gomez

Kai trying to figure out how many times Henry has fingered his ass hole 😂😂😂