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marsturbating during childbirth is crazy (Patreon)

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2026-02-22 19:08:38
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2026-06

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KdRatio _85

Had a mental flashbang from my feed

Mitch Connor

Nah, I'd feel embarrassed doing that while my wife is giving birth. I mean, have a little restraint at times.

Yoonsoo18

Imagine having your email up in front of your family and this notification pops up

Berto Pugliese

Kai: “At that point, the U.N. should have a flag.” You’re not gonna believe this…

Skyllex101

That's a crazy title.

Korsha

Been out of the loop for a bit, has Kai made a Fansly yet?

Zibeast

Metamorphosis is so depressing; don't do that to yourselves.

Yoremeofga

I would like to request that Henry do some minotaur cosplay. Also Kai is looking extra fire lately.

DoctorBob

If you make a video reading “Milking Farm”, Kai has to play the Minotaur!

Magnus Hjort

Do you guys not watch the news or understand the current world situation? You must not since the flags of such importance as the eu and russia are hard for you to distinguish.

Hannibal

Please just provide the highlights after reading romance novels 😉 😜 💦

Hannibal

Not 😎 cool!

Isidorn

I'll happily live in ignorant bliss not knowing what's in those romantacy novels.

Paul

Damn this vid making Kai look stupid 😂

ufgrat

Y2K wasn't a big deal because myself and many of my colleagues spent literal YEARS testing, troubleshooting and rewriting code so that Y2K was a non-event. You're welcome.

Unaffected Covid

Dear Riley Reid, You can not unscramble an egg. Sincerely. 😳

A Moist Eggroll

They do live in the West Coast after all.

Larry B

I was working during Y2K as well, and there were most definitely systems that were so old/dumb that they only used 2-digit years. We had countless meetings to plan the patching and testing to make sure things worked, since I was employed by the billing section of AT&T, and you best believe they didn't want billing to get screwed up. Back when long distance calls used to be expensive.

Casey Shields

1.) Blasphemous peasant! 2.) If this is Kai’s alt account, why, my Queen (*bows*)? If not, see 1.

Casey Shields

Who couldn’t watch Kai laughing at a romantasy for an hour? Okay maybe half an hour, as they’re both kinda lightweights in that dept l8ly. Still, they’re both funny as hell when drinking…peak entertainment!

Berto Pugliese

So do I, but I still know that the U.N. has a flag.

Adam Bowman

Henry, the reason you were so hot was because you were sitting next to Kai. That would do it for me.

Allan Moynihan

A new post idea: Book of the Week is a good idea. Highlight the varies inner thoughts of the author. This should be fun.

Dog Dad Jokes

Kai's clothes don't seem to like staying on, and are often subject to the pull of gravity. I find I have no problem with this.

Owen Wadleigh

Great video, audio was good, great content. Can't ask for much more than that.

Trillainous

I love the booktok content idea. Y'all gotta make that happen.

Jan Broekate

Riley Reid is still making new porn .

Jan Broekate

Its fake Riley is stil making new porn .

Unaffected Covid

She might as well, because she's cooked! That's all she'll ever be in this lifetime.

HumbleSquire

I was confused for a moment why Kai thought adults shouldn't play Cyberpunk 2077.

James Smiley

Man, I'm sure you're heard this before but this place came up to me on my pornhub

Sinashira

I'm sorry, Editor-sama, but I need that you laugh you drink romantacy excerpts!

RICHARD

Y2K was one of the biggest scams of all time. Computer guys knew in the 1970s that it wasn't going to be a problem. But scammers in the 90s stoked panic online and made a fortune off of stupid people and companies. I also agree that you should get one of those books and read it for an episode, that would be awesome.

Darren MacDonald

I worked in IT at a GM plant in 2000, oh the pain of trying to remember COBOL & FORTRAN to fix old ass mainframe and AS400 programs. Lol these kids today don't understand the serious lack of storage in the 60s and 70s, due to cost, that meant dates were stored as 2 digits just to save precious disk (DASD) space -- and how many of those programs are STILL in use today!

Darren MacDonald

And yet, they all try as they age. Tilting at windmills.

Tacocat11

Please I beg read the smut books it'd be hilarious but please don't read metamorphosis

Dominik Schneider

Yeah... these guys (counting in Jeannie here, too, because this has been apparent even in the old videos of Henry and her) are completely ignorant when it comes to geography and especially current events and politics.

Dominik Schneider

So, i'm not really on Twitter, because it's a toxic cesspool, but even i don't think it has CP and beast-porn. ... right? Can't have gotten THAT bad.

Khan Krum

It used to be a fad in the 1990s there are even coaching session videos how to do it, about Orgasmic Birth, it didn't last long once the Internet got a hold of it. You younguns do not know what it means to truly have been raised in the 1990s. lol

Khan Krum

you know... i love watching you guys discuss porn and finding out that I may know too much before I share with friends IRL... lol

Khan Krum

wait until Kai finds out UN and NATO have flags.

Khan Krum

lol it's funny that I know now to read that one because of MxR finding the description in an earlier video and it being depressing AF.

Rutger Palsgrove

I recently heard Romantasy referred to as Clit-lit and I'm not looking back.

George Schizas

I was there at the turn of the millenium.. It most definitely wasn't a scam. There were a lot of programs that actually needed updating, and many of them were in ancient languages (that are still used today, such as COBOL). If the changes weren't done, there would be real consequences, such as e.g. interest rates not being calculated correctly etc.

Inertial Torque

If you want some really cringe porn look up "pov date porn". Though look it up at your own risk, it's really really cringe.

George Schizas

I'm glad some comments are actually removed, because I'd started to think there was zero moderation...

Metatron Prime

That uh particular hentai is known as Emergence/Metamorphosis. And it is incredibly fucking dark and depressing.

r4z000r

"Why does the EU need a flag?" Oh boy. Also, the UN does have in fact a flag. 😂

ppp

The people that act like Metamorphosis is the most fucked up thing ever when it's literally just bone-standard mindbreak and corruption tags... If you're seeing this: quit being a pussy and just read it, it's not that bad.

Metatron Prime

Did I touch a nerve or something? Chill out bro lol

AnimeDev

Bruh, don't comment on something you know jack shit about, the only reason there was no problem is because people back then actually fixed their shit instead of letting it crash and then either apologizing or running for president.

Nick K

Read excerpts of A Court of Thorns and Roses. Good series of books. Some very steamy moments that would make a good video.

Da Ninja

Some women have their first squirting orgasm during childbirth. Also, if we are going to dip into the Monster Fucker literature, then we need some Monster Fucker Porn. Superhuman is my recommendation.

Tansi

Definitely need the literary adventures!

Fister Miyagi

Damn, imagine people just not wanting mindbreak porn, must be because they are pussies and not because they just don't find creepy shit arousing lol

Adejandro Medina

I love the editor putting a disclaimer I agree I don't want to watch that video

Tonyy Payne

Talk about swing for the fences. What intro is better ? Lol

Paul M Libeer

An orgasam is one of the top painkillers for a woman because of all the little goodies that releases into their system so maybe an orgasm and a Vicodin

Sirdaval

Pretty sure the riliey reid one is fake bait story. The porn actress went to a ppv format now (onlyfans or something) the article gets you to look her up. My understanding is she still makes (fresh content) just not with men. Read that how you will. And dont ask me why i looked it up lmao

SomethingorOther

Well, EU kind had a flag under a different name a while ago.... Some people just didnt want progress.

Marc Bowden

Problem with Y2K was that the computer's clock could roll over to 1969 or 1970. Banks especially panicked because, well...imagine after that happens they go to calculate the interest on your new checking account. $100 at 6.375% compounded annually.... Oh dear. That's -499.95. Now you're wiped out AND owe the bank almost $400. So problems like that where calculating time was important. Ironically, all systems they'd been too cheap to upgrade or maintain for decades.

Lugnut Milkbone

I remember a bunch of us standing around New Year's Eve with management watching our IBM mainframe to see if 1999 would go to 2000 or 1900 (only the last 2 digits were used for the year until someone in the 1980's thought, um, what happens when......... So Prince said F it! and came out with 1999, one of the best songs ever.

lunsmann

Porn recommendations? Anything involving Riley Reid - that chick was ENTHUSIASTIC. She claimed when she was in high school she banged her boy in the classroom during lessons. Sitting on his lap with no underwear.

Sean Farron

Life is honestly much better that way.

Sean Farron

Now I wanna know what it was!

Magnus Hjort

Ignorance is fun, but you also let go of control and understanding. Understanding is also how we help each other. Having an opinion is the bases of making the world a better place in your eyes.

Edd

No... not 23 hundred reviews... 23 THOUSAND, lmao. And yes, they do read this stuff.

Keith McDonnell

11:55 So, we can make the editor hate life by asking for this... doesn't the editor know we are evil hairless monkeys?

JPFR65

1:57 - For those who were a mere child back in the late 1990's, the reason Y2K was a big problem was that the century part of the year was hard coded into the chips. Dates would be saved as 'mmddyy' in files. So the date July 27, 1996 would be saved as 072796. When displaying the date, the computer would add the '19' to the year. When the date changed from 123199 to 010100, the computer would think the date changed from December 31, 1999 to January 1, 1900. Both hardware and software had to change to make the century part of the year be dynamic instead of static.

postie

+1 for book reading session but Kai has to voice female characters while Henry voices males.

JJ JingleheimerSchmidt

If you're ever looking for golf content and also have a wife, daughter, sister or mother then do not search 5 guys hole in 1.

Rickard Berglund

Henry, I have written in your comments field several times that you, Jeannie, and Kai should read some smut several times.So YES, I looking forward to you and Kai reading Morning Glory Milking Farm, some doujinshi or comics.However, if it's too erotic for you, you can read some can't believe it's not a hentai manga examples. .Isekai Pornstar .Furoufushi Shoujo No Naedoko Ryokouki .Valhalla Otintin-kan .Hagure Idol Jigokuhen .Transferred to the Gyaru Academy

Rickard Berglund

Yes Kai some women can have orgasms during childbirth. It's the same nerve in the vagina that handle pain and pleasure. And some hospitals have stopped giving women painkillers and are instead stimulating pleasure instead. Apparently it's cheaper and better for women and the environment. And Kai the reason the EU has a common flag is because it is a union of 27 countries

Eric Sandvik

@George Schizas same, I spent the 99/2000 NYE in a bank data center to monitor that nothing went wrong. For the 2 years prior to that the bank had meticulously audited our software getting documentation asserting that anything we were using was y2k compliant. I programed solutions in my computer science class. Many solutions involved "windowing" meaning a window was picked. For example, anything 70-99 was assumed to be 1900s and anything 00-69 2000s. This is the same kick the can solution as just assuming that 4 digit years would be around by the year 1999. We'll see how many systems are still running some Fortran program written in 1980 when 2070 hits :)

Shloink

11:53 YES.... do it!!

Nar

There really is no such thing as international law, only national laws. There must be a governing body to enforce them and the UN is just an advisory counsel.

David Britton

There are literally international laws. Are you high right now? The UN is one of the governing bodies that deals with them. The other major International laws are the GENEVA convention.

Nar

Only signatory countries abide by Geneva conventions. They don't apply to all. The UN is not a government, it is a counsel. Sure, they want to say they are, but what are they going to do to enforce their laws? They have limited access and resources. There is no UN police. Again, member countries act on advisement of the counsel, but these are still sovereign countries and are not required to do so.

David Britton

Nar you are quite literally wrong about there not being any international laws. Period. End of debate. I aware you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

David Britton

Geography is more likely an act, but the politics, well, they know better than to bring it up. :P

Nar

It is a circular argument. Law needs an authority, the UN is not an authority, they are advisory. You shoot someone and police investigate, arrest, and prosecute you. If you violate UN law you only get prosecuted if your country decides to follow it. There is no UN authority to come get you. There are countries that violate international law all the time. Many choose to call it law, but it is mostly not enforceable. To me, if you cannot enforce it, and it was not created by a recognized authority over you, then it isn't actual law. Just advice. Argue merits, not emotion.

Magnus Hjort

Hadn't thought of that, thank you.

Patrick H.

women have actually given the big O during child labor, just from the act itself. No self pleasuring.

Hans Smeets

Note quite some countries have agreed to certain rules, but countries that are not part of that club my not agree. For instance not every country has signed up to the Geneva convention, and the US and Israel have not signed up, nor recognised the international court of justice in the Hague. International law is basically guidelines, and that is all. The UN may voice them but has no mandate to enforce anything.

Jan-Willem Swart

Literally stopped the video, looked up some Riley, then came .back to this video.

paulsmall

You know that one with the song and they are outside.