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I always knew I would end up with a gay man (Patreon)

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2026-08-25 15:17:43
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2026-08

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avtidrof

Very good Kai 🔥 If this will be the baseline from now the decline will stop for sure. Henry! It is not fun watching you hurting Kai again and again. ( Kai you are absolutely fine as you are, you don't need any "upgrade" )

RICHARD

If the baby reveal color is yellow, the kid is Asian. XD

Owen Wadleigh

I forgot, I have to the end of the month before my subscription runs out. As for the fireworks video, come on, YouTube has much worse ones than that. I think you have forgotten the edginess your videos used to have. This video is "G" rated compared to the most YouTube videos. You reacted to food, kittens, and cartoons, a basic chic reaction video on YouTube. Ok, the one with the guy asking what you would choose between the nut sack and the asshole may have gotten a "PG" rating but it's questionable. In the old days your videos used to have braless big titted women in tight tops and skin tight shorts. Or some guy doing something stupid that got him hurt in the end. Guest videos with Susu or Allie Cakes and it wasn't for their sparkling personality. Remember the "Arm to tit ratio" about Susu, it was shit like that that would have your viewers laughing and wanting more. Where did that version of Henry go too? It's like you went from your twenties and jumped right to your fifty's. Jeanie used to be the one that your videos shocked. Is it because Kai can be just as crude as a guy, so you stopped making those kinds of videos? I hate to say it, but Kai is the one that draws the viewers in now. Your video on "Kai's Lolita Transformation" was a bust. The outfits made her look more like a Morman going to church than a lolita. Trust me I'm not trying to be insulting, but as it will be my last video to comment on, I feel I should try one last time to point out the obvious. You and Kai had a chemistry when you two started out and the fans loved it. But it just seems that over time that two people with that kind of edginess kind of cancels each other out and the videos lose that interesting stuff we all looked forward to each week. I think most people hoped that when two people that had similar minds were going to be making the videos, the videos would be even better and have that classic shock value at times. I even became a member of Susu's channel so I could get videos from a person who didn't hold back and made me look forward to the next video. It wasn't because she is a hot girl, although that doesn't hurt, it's because she is authentic and her personality and videos don't change. I apologize to anyone that thinks my comments are way off base, but I had to say what I felt in sincere hopes that it may help the channel in some way.

Captain Ravenclaw

It's no conspiracy theory, and not as deep as Henry believes.....Miku just likes Leeks, and she's looking them up online. The only subtext you'll find is that which you place on it. If the vocal connotations signaled a more panic or aroused state, than I'd believe it meant more, but as presented. It's innocent, I'm sorry Henry, but you're seriously reaching. As for the cats, typical cat behavior would indicate any sustained eye contact as an aggressive gesture. If there is no blinking within 3-5 sec or a loss of attention, it is seen as an active state of caution and alert. So that's why the kitten is scared, it's with an older cat it doesn't recognize that's staring at them intently and challenging them rather than being less confrontational and curious. Typically it would be a cautious approach, blinks to show a non aggressive approach, and curious sniffing after to get to know each other. Which, in cats, can still take a week before the cats get used to each other enough when things are going well and as they usually would without the odd behavior from the cat with head trauma.

Bob

Is that guy just crushing a bag of chips for the bite sound effect of every clip?

postie

anesthetize me pls

Neil Tan

You guys can eat, react, watch videos at the same time....

Neil Tan

Daily Vitamin M injection.

Sean Farron

I thought it was showing the dangers of doomscrolling and/or the prevalence of it among people nowadays. It’s leeks because it’s Miku, but otherwise it’s your favorite thing. But you being able to absorb how sad it is, you’re supposed to realize that’s you and also feel bad for yourself and other doomscrollers.

Sean Farron

Hey, you could possibly have maybe two more videos left to comment on. At the very least one more. There’s plenty of days left. And then the next video is so good you’ll want to stick around. Or at least I’m sure your fans are hoping.

Captain Ravenclaw

Would make sense if it was doomscrolling, but she just did a leek search on Google, it's not the same thing. Literally. Like I said before, any subtext you find is that which you place on it. So, doomscrolling must be a big issue for you for that to be your take away.

Owen Wadleigh

I'm sure I don't have any "fans" here. I really liked MXR from the beginning of when I found it, through the growth, ups and downs, but I have found that it is hard to express liking something and also pointing out when the parts I liked slowly went away. Fans don't like criticism and neither do the creators. I'm not saying that my observations are right or wrong, but just like my students I try to encourage growth and whether or not the growth is something I like, it is the nature of the beast. I point out the parts I used to like, but if that part is part of the change, then it's just the way it goes and eventually people's paths go different ways. But thank you for your comment. In my classes whether or not the students feedback is liked or not, I still encourage it and try to see things from their point of view, by doing that it creates growth and I love to see a student's growth and when they are done, we part ways. Hopefully we both learned from the time together.

Zarli Win

my best friend still high from anesthesia: Me: You're the best friend i ever had Friend: I'm sorry...

Dog Dad Jokes

When I see Kai and Henry, regardless of whether they are romantically involved or not, I see a parallel to my own marriage of 17 years thus far, where I married a tomboy with the same kinds of attitudes and sense of humor as I have, and we both enjoy the dynamic that Kai and Henry have, as it seems so much like our own. I see where you're coming from, but based upon our own perspective on their dynamic, we're going to stick with them. I've always enjoyed your perspectives, and I wish you well.

bzaroworld

I know it was a joke but no one's mentioned this yet so I feel like I should offer this disclaimer: DO NOT "do" anesthesia please be aware that you have to sign a waiver whenever they're putting you under in case you don't wake up

Berto Pugliese

Miku’s just trying to find an advance copy of GTA VI. (This is a joke, Rockstar Games…relax.)

Haunt Fox

Now that's an excellent idea

micky2be

It is true that the meme with leek/negi song originated with Orihime Inoue, but it's Hachune Miku who made it popular especially in Japan

Owen Wadleigh

Thank you for your comment and I have to admit that I dated a "Tomboy" type myself for a couple years. I used to be in racing before I got my teaching degree, and I met a girl that was an ace mechanic for another team. We got along very well, and it actually got very serious until she took something I told her in confidence (A unique setup that gave our car a big advantage), and used it on my rival's car. I simply pointed it out to the tech inspector and got them suspended for two races. She tried to say I was using the same thing, but I took it off our car anticipating what she would do. I had always wondered if we would have lasted if that didn't happen, but like with you we had many similar things in common and having all the things I liked without the drawbacks a girly girl had was a unique feeling that I had never had before. As far as Henry and Kai goes, Henry was used to a girly girl and would like to tease Jeanie a bit. Now that it is Kai and Henry, they are similar and maybe Henry still hasn't figured out how to embrace the tomboy similarity or adjust to not being able to interact the same way he did with Jeanie. I just see the channel settling in to (in my view) a very bland reaction video channel, and that's ok if it is something they want to do and the fans want to see, but for me I miss the younger Henry and his views on what to post a few years ago. I think Kai is ok with anything because she has seen it all and isn't shocked by anything and maybe that lack of being able to shock Kai is why Henry shifted to things that were much more middle of the road. But to each their own. I wish them well. They have a big enough of a following to rake in a significant income as long as they keep the majority of the followers happy. For me, I will search for a channel similar to the way they were in the past when you never knew what the next video might have or how they would react to the unique content.

darkspacer125

i need the link to that foodporn channel so i can make some of those recipe's that kinder bueno cookie cake contraption and that thick ass pizza look fkn delicious.

Tansi

What are they using for anestesia? I never had anything like that with Novocaine.

David Britton

You way overthink things and it's kind of creepy honestly. There is no reason to start a war. There is no reason to panic.

Owen Wadleigh

I don't see how you can say my comments are "over thinking or creepy", or even (Panic) I just comment on what I see. If you perceive those things, then that is just you being you. People have different prospectives on things, and "no reason to start a war" where you got that from is beyond me. I'm pretty middle of the road and try to look at things from other people's views whenever possible. As I've said I am leaving at the end of this month so that should help your paranoia a bit. I hope you feel better as time goes on.

Marranu

what?, just what did that mean?

Morbidius

100% agree with the excitement for the food videos tho ;)

Electric paisy

Uhm Kai? You know you're talking about someone turning his own kids into a band when you said it's hot?

David Britton

No need to personally attack me when I call it like I see it. You've been hostile to an extent in these comments. You're fully allowed to leave, but you never needed to leave your comments in the first place. That just makes you seem a bit rude. You can try to defend them all you want, but context clues are a thing. I wish you luck on your future endevors, and I hope things work out for you.

David Britton

Instructions unclear, accidentaly injected myself with Crystal Meth. :P

David Britton

They kind of make you do it for major surgery, like for broken legs, and broken hips. So, if the hospital knocks you out, the dentist would have a less deadly type. LOL wut

bzaroworld

it is required for major surgeries but they are also still required to get you to sign a release before doing so also, nitrous oxide (laughing gas) used by dentists is not the same as anesthesia used by surgeons as best I can tell, laughing gas is a step down version of anesthesia

Owen Wadleigh

If "Context clues" are a thing, then you got the clue wrong. This is the AI definition of context clues. context clues definition "Context clues are hints or information within a text that help readers deduce the meaning of unfamiliar words. They allow readers to understand new vocabulary without needing to consult a dictionary." If my words are unfamiliar to you and you think you think you figured out what they meant by a "clue" obviously you didn't understand a certain word I used in the first place. I work in words with my students, but when they don't understand something, they simply ask, and I explain it to them. By you thinking you figured out an unfamiliar word, you have made a mistake and have read in something you perceived. Please, just tell me the word I used and I will explain it to you. To me the term "Context clues" is a thing made up by the same people who can't give a definition of what a woman is. It is an "Out" so to speak so they don't have to ask a question because asking questions is confrontational to them. They would rather have a term that allows them to slap any meaning onto something someone else said that upset them so they can feel offended. Back in my generation we asked questions. If we ever took what someone said and turned it around and was able to label it as something that hurt their feelings, then it would result in people thinking that person was scared to ask what it meant. Point out the word that you didn't understand and I will gladly explain it to you. There is a saying I always go by, and I teach it to my students. It is "Always say what you mean and mean what you say." If you don't understand something and are afraid to ask, then you will always go through life making yourself feel bad by what you read into someone else's words. This made up term of "Context clues" is just a way to justify your perception rather than actually asking a question. I didn't intend to make you feel I was being rude to you, or any other bad feeling. But since you say it did through a "Context clue" now feel I should be able to ask what word made you feel that way so I can explain it with more clarity, so then maybe you might feel better.

David Britton

Sir, you need to stop this. Now you're just being ultra rude and condescending. Also, I'm 43. I assure you I know more about what you're saying then you think I do. Even with my Asperger's/Autism, I know that you need to just leave and stop being so snippy and hostile to everyone here, and also Henry. To quote Willy Wonka. "You lose, sir! Good Day, sir!"

David Britton

The two times I got major surgery, no one handed me a form to sign. MY uncle may have been the one to sign it. Since he's my power of attorney and what not. My parents are both dead, so he was the one to help take care of me, along with my Aunt.

Owen Wadleigh

OK, I will end our conversation because no matter what I say, or how I say it, it will trigger your condition and make it worse. I wish I had known of your condition from the beginning. Even at the collage I work for there is a policy that if anyone has a documented social disorder that they would be exempt from any verbal discussions or debates during the class because it could possibly lead to an escalation that could endanger the lives of students and faculty.