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Guy that was too ugly for a gf gets married (Patreon)

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2026-11-05 22:38:01
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2026-11

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ZeliosOniVIII

First 1 to post first!!! Numba Wan!!!!

Sean Farron

Shit, my hand isn’t broken and I still drive with one hand.

FatManChew

As long as the child isn't mooching and is offering to help out around the house most parents would welcome their kids home.

Dog Dad Jokes

Kai, I think the word you might be looking for is whimsy.

Bob

Does the thumbnail actually belong to the video this time?

janeDoe

not horny, cursed ,funny enough.

lunsmann

Don't worry Henry, even someone as UGGO as you can find someone who wants to bed you and put a ring on it. Just keep putting your face out there. ps. 60 year old fun dad here - we stay young because we refuse to "grow up" like society keeps telling us. Play Skyrim with mods every day. Gooner mods FTW. ps. Feedback time = Recreate Skyrim mods weekly here in Patreon. You will be blown away by the level of gooner mods today. Your fans are here for it and your inner child needs it. Kai said as much too. DO IT !!!

William Scott McCann

As Dolly Parton once said: "I don't have big boobs, I'm just small."

Dan Smith

So Henry finally popped the question 🤔 can't believe he hid it from us for ao longTbf this is how we'd find outafter the 'holiday away to Vegas' 🤣🤣

Paul

Being gay and celebrating is the most American thing

Sean Farron

She had a very impressive tit to arm ratio.

Juergen Fiedler

Fun fact: Mountain lion cubs do have spots. They fade as they mature.

Rod Holcomb

Good video. Made me smile.

Phillip

2:12 - I'm not Asian but I've got an Asian friend and he agrees that this hits hard. I'm in my 40's and I'm still this "youthful". I got giddy over Wing Commander remaster collection coming out yesterday. To the point that my wife looked at me, rolled her eyes playfully then says I was still a kid at heart. I figure she just doesn't understand what it means to have Wing Commander remastered after 35 years... She plays Star Citizen with me. My new mission is to figure out how to get her to play Wing Commander. Side note: I think there are more "retained youthfulness" girl-dad's out there then people realize. Sadly I have no children but if I did, this is exactly the type of thing I'd do.

Phillip

5:05 - I agree with Henry, sophisticated books are the only books worth reading.

Phillip

I need to second this... I don't play Skyrim anymore but Skyrim mods are what brought me here originally. I think this should be standard again. Just sayin'.

Phillip

Yeah, I was going to post pretty much the same thing. Most parents that do this generally change after a month because their kids aren't looking for jobs and aren't really helping around the house. It's like, we'll help you, but you gotta put in the work to get a job and help around the house. We aren't your maids anymore...

Owen Wadleigh

Ha, I was just thinking the same thing, that it was a SuSu moment and Henry just missed it.

Owen Wadleigh

Henry, how could you miss the opportunity to quote your famous line when you were looking at Dolly Parton's boobs? You should have used the classic quote SuSu inspired, "The tit to arm ratio"!!!

Scaper1979

Artoo Detoowha bo Seetheepiowha ey toota odd mishka Jabba du Hutt!

RICHARD

Having kids gives men the excuse to behave youthfully again. I was considering not having kids when I was young, but my dad told me that if you don't have kids, you will miss out on a big part of what life is all about. It turns out he was spot on. Also, this episode really did make me smile a lot.

DoctorBob

Kai Demands CAKE!

lunsmann

My 3 adult sons are special needs. So as their father my job continues to prepare them for the time we are no longer here and they can live independently of us. They contribute to the household costs. They all receive disability pensions. As for NT adult kids, they need to be contributing financially at minimum. Being in a country with a social safety net system like Australia means that even unemployed have money. Chores and bills should be shared equally. Cost of housing in particular is valid grounds for adult children remaining in the family home.

Tacocat11

Whimsy is one of my favorite words and as a young Asian man I will never lose my whimsy

Ice man

Mountain lion cubs do indeed have spots they leave as they mature same as with deer.