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THE BEST ASMR VIDEO (Patreon)

Published:
2023-11-04 21:20:00
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2023-11-04 21:31:34
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LINK: https://customer-u1hok16au7q8ozt4.cloudflarestream.com/a3dfa256f6e523dc411809e1d6f2ea5a/watch

Our first ever ASMR video!  Wow that was chaotic but very fun.  Next time, strip Pictionary!

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UrAvgRasian

Yes, this day has finally come

RISINSTONKS

That was....😶something

Janna

That was hilarious. Can't say y'all are necessarily good at it (Jeannie probably had the best idea of what you were supposed to do, but kept getting derailed lol), but it definitely had me laughing pretty hard.

Shane N.

Thanks Kai, first person to ever make me have the tingle everyone talks about 😂

Gary Wood

What were y’all drinking, smoking, or eating before this video?

Matt G

Watching this felt like a fever dream, except I loved every second of it. I couldn't agree more with Henry's reply at the end "The best video ever made" XD

E TX Rick

The EAR microphone was backward. If you notice, you were speaking to the back of it's ears, so the sound to the right ear came out of our left speaker. Funny actually!!!

Deshawn Hickman

To have Henry tongue punch my ears sent me to new levels of cringe. Right up there with first dance in middle.

C-Michael Rafano

Absolutely the greatest ASSMORE video ever made. I tingled along with everyone!

nerd2ninja

Could you even imagine if this were uploaded to the YouTube channel?

ZedtheObsidianCake49

This is what an asmr should be. Not those lip smacking blub blub sound, or the sound of plastic being crumpled. It breaks my immersion while trying to be one with nature.

Valyraen

"you guys like that 360 surround" It's literally in mono lmao

ThatOneguy

am I the only one who is looking forward to strip Pictunary but doubt they will actually do ut

Fun, Scripted

You guys are so weird but I'm here for it lmao

ThatOneguy

which one had a censored nip slip? and honestly I just want them to like underwear not nude. this is patreon after all and not onlyfans haha

gusknip

terrible and funny at the same time... so classic MxR! <3

Roach Prime

The first ASMR video I have watched and gotta say that was hilarious!

Cruise

I feel kinda violated... in a good way^^

Daemon69

Not my type of video but funny to watch anyways.

Balázs Samu

The pop rocks with the open mouth was naughty as f#$% bc it sounded like someone taking a... nvm. I kinda liked the double tounge licking

Darwinz

Anybody else have problems with the audio? When they open the coke bottle the audio goes mute for a while and then comes back but it isn't in sync with the vid

Damon

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isidorn

Can't say I understand the appeal with ASMR, but this was hilarious. Especially Kai trying to hold back her laughter.

Larry B

That was something...else. But seriously, you should have brought out the ears in the first place, no idea why that was the last reveal.

Morbo

ASMxR

Owen Tate

I was dying laughing as quietly as possible. lol bvq

Jesus Honduras

This one is unironically peak MXR. Everyone was bouncing off each other perfectly and operating on the same wavelength. Henry was also goofier than ever and honestly is exactly like my Papa when he's in a goofy mood.

Nico

i really do hate asmr but the interactions where just to good

Simon Sundberg

And please make it the last😫 I hate asmr...

Underthesea

Watching this was like seeing a UFO. I know I saw something, I just don't know what it was.

Cwolf

*sigh* I'm certain there are dudes who've jacked it to the end of this one. -.-

Bare Thomas

My first erection from ASMR. Thanks, guys! Lol

Micktrinus

I don't like ASMR, but I watched the entire thing with headphones, cause IMMERSION!

chris salmon

Hey, thanks tonguing my ear Henry 🤢🤮. Jeannie gargling the coke was hilarious. You guys know you have to cut the tips on those bottles right? They come like that so you choose the size of the hole. Kai 👀 how you doing beautiful? Sitting there looking good AF 🤤

Jacob Baron

henry whisper yelling is the best LOL

Merlin

This is it Chief

John B

I laughed really hard when henry burped

君 エロバイク

Love ASMR, had to check this out. Vid was funny but the grand finale was actually good stuff.

Donnerwamp

FREAKIN' EARS ON A STAND!

Jared

This was fucking hilarious and I was shocked when Henry tongue punched my ear but then Kai said hold my beer, lol

Dakadaka

I was really uncomfortable at the end there 10/10 laughed hard.

Tay

I appreciate the quiet outro music :)

celticlord1992

I appreciate your guys" effort in attempting ASMR, you're pretty good at it 😊

Mr.B

lol, wtf did I just watch and pay 5 bucks for lol?...in a good way I suppose. Man....

trevor ylisaari

I have to admit, I thought this was gonna be lame because I hate that ASMR stuff. But I think I laughed more at this video than I did for drunk Jenga, and that is saying something. I just wish there was an option for closed captions because I had to replay a few parts several times to hear what was said.

H

I just nutted

JTMoney

This might be one of my favorites, I was cracking up the whole time. My cheeks literally hurt from how much I was laughing and smiling during the video. 10/10 would definitely watch again.

Milque Money

This reminds me of when i was in teens and would do acid and shrooms then play with stuff with my friends. hilarious.

Rin Ayasi

great video very awkward at the end 10/10 video

Olemole

Very funny video. Laughed a lot . The ending was actually hot. 😆

-Palmer-

I feel like... my ears been violated. :D But anyway, great idea for a vid.

Lukas Pareščius

Best ASMR content ever! Normally idgaf about ASMR but they made it so entertaining and kinda hot at the end lol :D

Graver018

I could even watch you guys peeling potatoes, but this is a treat :D

Orson Jr

I was trying to sleep .. but me laughing is not funny .. I hope .. one day .. we get 10 more minutes of ASMR.. and when I say, “we” , I mean me.. and when I say 10 minutes, I want 1 hour.. And, when I say, “I hope” , well , you get the point.. but for now .. thank you for the threesome .. 🫡

Animeniac

The ASMR video we never knew we needed

Sebastian Geier

Ok, that was funny as hell^^ Feel a little raped tough

Nj js

Love how they muffeld the outro as well

RawrSaur

Never laughed so har during an ASMR video fucking lol. For next one you should do one with those adult pacifiers that seem to be on the rise these days xD

suntiger745

My takeaway from this is: put some peanut butter on the ear-microphone and let Ein go to town and you’ve struck a goldmine. XD Also a cat purring could work well.

Michael O.

ASMR MxR Style ... not to be missed ^_^

Raphael

Yall are too funny. I'd watch asmr videos if they were this comedic.

Longlinus

Oh... woah... ah... so desu

Peter Tran

more of this content would be favorable... also... pictionary sounds like fun! But doubt that'll ever happen....

Arctic Arcanum

Ok.. so I just subbed and this was the first video I watched. I could not stop laughing the whole time! Money well spent XD

Korsha

Henry getting to live his corn director fantasy: Ordering 2 uncomfortable girls to do weird shit

RICHARD

I just don't get the ASMR thing. It really doesn't do anything for me.

Wynter

Well, it didn’t put me to sleep but it did make me laugh myself off the bed. 10/10 video

DomBee

Kia* "This is the sluttiest video we have every made" This was lots of fun guyz! Thanks you!!

Al Ben

My face was sore from smiling so hard.

Gordon Lipford

This was... unexpected. I hereby declare this to be the best worst ASMR video in existence until the end of time. Still wiping tears of laughter off my face.

Paul

What's Kai been up to that left her with bandages on both hands?

Tempest_ry

The baby bottle bit has to be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Henry's whispering, Kai's laughter and Jeannie calling Henry a sick fuck, was amazing.

BlueMage_VT

I actually liked the microphone cleaning and bendy tubes. Might have to look into ASMR after all...

HxH

The funniest ASMR video ever! And the pop rocks and tongue punching was very soothing 😝

Dayan Son

Henry: I'm not a whore, buuutt money is money.

Tansi

Well, I would recommend not making MxR an ASMR channel ;-)

DavidKyo

thaaaaanks, much fun, good sounds, even some Ein

Jody

I think the best ASMR sound from this video was Kai's exclamations of shock and awe lol.

Minigalen

Henry cleaning his mic will definitely not get memed.

FMPhoenixHawk

Okay, that was.... I don't rightly know. But it was interesting.

Ray

Monotoning the end song was hilarious

Drift Samurai

Not gonna lie, the tongue punch at the end made jizz a lil 😅

Jeremiah McLane

you failed at asmr but not at making me laugh so this was good lol

Deadman

I genuinely had a shit eating grin the whole time. Both hilarious and relaxing.

Dekunutman 31

New king of ASMR apparently. This was 10/10

Jeffrey Dutky

I respect Kai's commitment to the bit more than I can express.

Slade Raccoon

Ha, Henry's demands this video. "Suck it." "Open your mouth and stick out your tongue." Totally going to be clipped and taken out of context.

James Jonson

Next AMSR video should have some trigger words. 10/10

Drummer325

It’s unwatchable for me. The video keeps having a syncing issue. Audio and video struggle to line up, the audio plays but the video is frozen or the video plays but there’s no audio or it’s delayed. 😭

Martin Christensen

Did not expect this. Also Kai looks way to excited about fire :D

SwedishPanda

Seems like Kai had the time of her life in this video. I laughed a LOT as well. Great video!

Seraph

haha, is it wrong that i enjoy the 1min of the vid

John B

Very fun video. I was clear you each had fun making this one.

Anthook TT

bro this was my 1st asmr vid ever.. when you changed mics hooooly shite.. cant say I like it, but it is an interesting experience

Ben Skevington

ngl i would pay to see kai and jeannie.. do things.... togather

Mr867

Never seen a asmr video but man i can't stop laughing.

King 2 B Exact

How much h money do I need to pay to get a kai and jeannie full ear licking video

William Thornton

Much to learn of ASMR, you have, Padawan's you do.

Flame DemonWolf

I felt a whole range if mixed emotions during this video

Qronozz

never really watched asmr vids but that was… violent..

Michael S

The muffling of the dig-a-tunnel outro was a nice touch

PZer01

omg im fucking crying xD!!

OTRGamer

Um did kai wipe off the ear before she stuck her tongue in it cuz Henry had just licked that lol

Emmanuel Huerta

I've never been interested in ASMR before, but I must admit that the sounds of Jeannie and Kai tonguing the eardrum did something for me.

IceLeviathan

I am not into ASMR videos but I found this very funny.

Hipnyah

"this is the sl*ttiest video we ever made" no worries Kai. I was too wtf to even think anything but that meme face.

Pete Hendry

Can kai lick an ear or what

Dane Kruse

“Open your mouth. Open it! Yeahhhhhh.” Lmao! Sluttiest ever indeed….

Ryan Cepolski

just wanted to stop and actually take the time to mention to you how much ive enjoyed your content as of late. Ive been a fan ever since the very first FO4 mods weekly, and have tuned in diligently ever since. been like, what.. 2016? bro ive been watching your videos religiously for 7 years. ill keep giving you money because you fucking deserve it! you somehow even beat the youtube algorhythm.. im proud of you my boy!

Jackie Handelsman

You guys had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣. There needs to be a part 2 sometime in the near future.

DannyCalavera

Listening to just the audio without the context of the video makes this INFINITELY funnier! 🤣

q

CAN YOU RESTORE ALL PAST UNCENSORED VIDEOS WITH THE CURRENT CLOUDFARE STREAM LINKS YOU USE NOWADAYS?!!!!! I signed up on patreon just to see all these past uncensored videos. I really think & feel I paid $10 for nothing. All past links are gone and no link replacements. angry & disappointed.

q

I found out you have to copy the links as ordinary text but dont copy them as hyperlinks. Ex: when highlighting links click "copy" not "copy link"

Rodrigo Bastida

This was soo funny and fun. Tongue punch the earhole

Brendon Perkins

My hearing is bad. This made it worse. 10/10 great content.

Grizzly Dave

I've never understood ASMR. Still don't. But this was some funny sht!

BL Salty

i didn't think Jeannie and Kai would lick it honestly and i melted a little when they did.🫠Henry with the pop rocks tho🥴

brismithejedi

I've never understood ASMR, but this was fucking great. Hilarious

AnneRiddleS116

Was wary at first but found it highly entertaining!

da_outaouais

What a strange, quasi-erotic journey with our trio! At one point, I thought they were drunk (something I'd suggest, if there's a next time). Big points for innovation and trial-and-error spirit. Those "accordioned" tubes and the pop rocks were unexpected big hits.

Ageilo

High Fructose Corn Syrup, or any syrup for that matter will probably not go through the tiny holes in the baby bottle nipple. Milk is less dense and can come through easily.

braco butcher

Holy hell..... that was actually the single best.... worst.... annoying and perfect video you guys have made.. i laughed... my ears bled and i got to see henery be one pushy mofo :'D..... "suck it" lol

Anthony Falk

my mind reels, my ears bled a bit but that was hella entertaining - though a far cry from ASMR, more like ASMA squared Autosynchronus Sonic Merdian Arousal & Agony hence A Squared

selvedge pete

alcohol should always be involved in recording

Camiel.Melville .RandomCA

So....................................confused.........................liked it tho

Andrew Haynes

Hilarious video, but asmr is so fucking weird haha

Lalo

I never understood ASMR but today I have decided I want more ASMR but only with this TRIO. Man this was hilarious. cant wait for the next

Merit_Before_Praise

you guys definitely tried, though I have to say that ASMR is not my thing.

bacskje

Maybe the worst asmr video I've listened to 😂

Patryk Kwas

Well i hate asmr but i did laught to much to hate this one xD

Ash Ausdahl

This is less "ASMR" and more "Kids smoking weed in the basement and then trying not to wake the parents" lol

Captain Chrispy

"I said just one tongue punch..." You let those ladies do what they want!

sapphireglaceon

a missed opportunity by jeannie she should have said i can smell you

Anthony J. Pino

I never, cringed, laughed, and died when Jeannie and Kai both went at it.

Jamie DeCoteau

I'm cry laughing at the cringe on y'all's faces

colton

ASMR but funny as hell

The Iron God

We're witnessing Kai's descent into corruption and debauchery in real time and it's glorious. Thanks for assaulting my ear holes against your better judgment, girls. <3

Spartan 117

I can't believe I paid to suffer.

John Smith

if kai has an inbox, it gotta be exploding

Steve Jackson

Lost my shit when the baby bottles came out and Hnery jut said, "Fucking do it!" 😂😂😂

TruePower 79

I lost it with the the surprisingly loud burp! Loved the video!!

goblyn

Henry's face when J&K are licking the ears. >.<

Tacocat11

I've learned the only way I'll like ASMR is if its kai

The pink pufferfish

I watched this while aggressively crapping on my porcelain throne.

Jeff Thomas

Henry put so much thought into this (while understanding nothing about ASMR) and he had *no* chance with those two. :D Kai "This is the sluttiest shit we have ever done...."

H

ASMXR

WallCraft

last part kai is actually owning though

taitanom671

Loving it, should have done biting down on a crispy fried chicken leg! CRUNCH!

Badgalaxy82

Fucking immersive!! 👍🏻

PoemHub

I actually really liked Jeanie tapping the Clorox wipes.

Si

Hilarious

Noe Vigil

less relaxing more of a comedy

Alicia Fox
>>128972465

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Roxion

15:17 Oh no. Nosebleeds and other indescribable feelings.

AlixRobits

Hits different with eyes closed. More immersive.

hwalr96

just paid $5 to have jeannie and kai ear molest me simultaneously....worth it

shane shane

With all the jokes and messing around this is still better then like 80% of the videos tagged asmr on youtube.

Mike

Kai can Pop my Rocks anyday

Darien Conner

I hated the ear mic, i could feel the tounge punch. Fuck you Kai

Clank & Ratchet

This was cursed, but also funny as hell.

Unaffected Covid

Dig A Tunnel on mute... very clever, guys. 😏

Ag_PanDev

Loved it! Funny as hell! The ear mic was such a surprise. Kai’s pop rocks was the best!