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Opening our toys from Adam and Eve! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-05 01:07:57
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2024-01-05 01:09:07
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2026-06
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The toys are finally here from Adam and Eve and Tifa's about to have the time of her life!

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Cansting

Yay it works! 👍

Rob W

yay, working now!

Cooking_Pan

oh, good i was stuck there

Bill

"Ein go away. Daddy's doing research." XD

Bill

Jeannie: "Can I use that on my back?" Ein: "No *bark*"

Cooking_Pan

thank you for the video!

Bocchi in Shadow

You guys probably should have bought actual lube rather than Vaseline. Like water based considering the doll won't automatically lube the toys themselves.

VeryGoodName

Their compleat inability to comprehend the thing they just read is honestly astonishing. Henry reading instructions "with soft exterior and a firm core" Henery one second later while looking at the firm core "is this a pedestal for it?" ..........

Slade Raccoon

Haven't ever had a sex doll but if I had to hazard a guess. It's that women don't clench down as hard as they can on insertion, while they probably have to make the dolls as tight as possible. That's why you're having trouble with the dildos. Now if you want to try it on Kai and Jeannie (on video), I'm sure you'd have more success.

Jan Broekate

and now a video with Kai and Jeanie testing the toys

GVALE

Another great video. One thing though...you should only use water-based lubricants on your sex toys, including Tifa. Petroleum-based lubricant's like Vaseline will damage the silicone of the toys. Have fun!

Shika

You need lube and a good amount. A little does not infact go a long way.

Soriel

I fear the day they decide to stop testing on tifa and get someone as the tester...

Underthesea

I think we are finally reaching Kai's limits. She is unfazed most of the time, but the feeling of the lube and the fear of the dildo popping brought her to new depths.

Morbo

I think the first dildo was supposed to strap over the mouth and not the forehead. That way you can actually see what you're doing =)

Allan Moynihan

You 3 need practice. Come back to us when you move up from beginner level.

KevHelm

use actual lubes and not vasoline. you should have added the post to the black toy

KevHelm

Thinking Kai will steal the last toy for herself.

A Raven Called Wayne

Jeannie showing some Dom, slapping Tifa in the face and reached to twist the nipples before the camera cut...

Zayne and Sylus Lover 🩷💜💙

The first one was a chin strap so you 👅 while you stick. Safaree needed the stand inside. Real lube lol please Entertaining the inflatable toy was very scary 🤣

Eyelet

That was the weirdest porno I've ever seen.

Echelon Game Design

When Henry had the second dildo attached and his eyes looked funny... I can't believe no one said it before now. He was cock-eyed.

xWildSlicerx

What the hell did I just watch...

Jargo

This was way too cursed... but I could not stop laughing.

James Smiley

Yeah, I don't believe you bought those to use on Tifa for one second. Clean the Vaseline off of them and get some real lube, you can even get some good stuff in a drug store these days. Walk Ein, draw the curtains and have fun. Oh yeah, don't hurt Henry! Remember we're not here to judge, we're your fans.

DMC1648

No words 🤣🤣🤣

Evan

Did.. Did i just bust..?

Owen Tate

"How do you use a dildo?" Masturbate with it, I guess.

Tony Nauta

4:12 to 4:30....whoa...

Cristian Tudor Mihaita

they (the toys) look premium, are they cheap rank or top tier as value ?

Dakadaka

What if?! You hire a lady of the night to test these on? Sorry that was a strange thing to ask. 😞

OurSt L

Those silicone toys aren't made for silicone pussy you guys.

Da Ninja

Kai's workouts are showing. Also, could we get a Patreon game again? Plz.

BigRedXennial

Water-based lube works better...so I've heard >.>

RICHARD

Kai looks excited to try these out off camera.

Eggrix

So when's the green screen challenge for patreon?

VenomPureEvil

Henry sure did alot of the heavy lifting in this one

Isidorn

This could go up on Youtube as educational. :p

William

What the fuck did I watch. Who could've guessed sloot mods on skyrim 12 years ago would lead here. Keep it up guys, been a wild ride

mYthOs

Please stop using oil-based lubricants on Tifa and the Latex-Toys. It destroys the material as oil is highly reactive. Use waterbased lube instead.

Kaltrec

You should lube up the toys and the doll, since "Tifa" does not produce natural lubrication like most humans do. And if there is a next time, you should also order a lube bottle from the site. They usually have products that wont damage the toys

Lord_01010000

I know that people are using ALL of the creacher. Everyone had that one friend/acquaintance that would show you messed up videos....

Ethan G

I hope you guys are just acting innocent for the camera.. cause if yall dont even know how good the wand is my god ur missing out lmao. That said not sure what the purpose of a glow in the dark dildo is, but im here for it XD

115

Now THAT'S what I call headbanging 🤣 Good vid like always and thanks tifa for keeping the krewsaders entertained 😂

Kuro Maii

ha yes the "chin strapon" lets put that on the forehead 😅 also, please get a water based lubricant... vaseline is one of the worst things you can use for sexual lube

Alex Mackety

I will admit this is a weird video to watch at 730 in the morning

PAUL SHREWSBURY

HAHAHA Henry with the double penetration unit on his head just made my weekend! you all are the BEST! But Jeannie disappearing into the back room with the dildo to "check on the computer" was suspicious....LOL

demonkingtheoverlord !?!

for one to use a dildo you have to lube the hole and the dildo for easiest use

C K

Yall need proper lube. Just sayin.

Christian

You need water based lube

Olemole

I laughed so hard seeing Henry with the double dildo on his head. Very funny episode. Also the ending... Well played Henry. 🤣

Timothy Smith

Hmmmm, which ones do Kai take to her room?

Piet Friet

8.20 Henry never heard of siswet19

chris salmon

🖕🏾😁🖕🏾 Cute Ass!!!

Stroll

Kai is such a bro, gaping Tifa butthole for Henry to get in because it's too tight!

Tacocat11

By the time Henry has a kid he'll be the master of sex toys and know how to use them all

BD

You sweet summer children. "can only use 20%" lmfao. Bro people take whole arms inside themselves.

BD

Kai onlyfans when?

Damon

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Paolo Mendoza

Kai, you're so dope, will you marry me? LMAO

Kyllian

You should NOT use vaseline or oil based lubricant on sex toys. They will damage them. Use water based lubricant!

king4bear

12:07 new iconic Kai moment

Jolan Purchase

Happy New Year MXR I will no longer be on YouTube but I will check Paetron, Instagram, X for more posts and I hope you guys reach 4,000,000 subscribers and get 1,000,000 likes daily in 24'!

Keith McDonnell

Step one... get the dog out of the room. Step two, NEVER use petroleum based lubricants (Vaseline) on toys. You may have ruined Tifa's lady bits by exposing them to Vaseline.

Korsha

Henrys daughter is super horny, surprising no one

suntiger745

I suppose this illustrates quite well how a 12 inch dick isn't the magic ticket to getting laid a lot of people think it is. It'll be too big for most men and women. Others have already mentioned to use proper lube. Also, be careful which toys Ein chews on. Some of them contain polymers or types of rubber/silicone that are bad for pets.

Jerry

Seriously, you need to put the dog away. Otherwise it was a fun video to watch.

Paco Snyder

Please don't use Vaseline as lube if you're actually gonna fuck. Vaseline breaks down silicone and can cause condoms to break. Use a water based lube next time.

Morgan Kerr

Please for the love of god put the dog up when you shoot these videos, seeing a dog suck a dildo is a bit much.

shadowsquall19

Kai was a little too excited to see the tentacle lol

Timmy O'Tool

Have you guys never heard of lube? Vasoline is Not good lube... Buy actually waterbased good stuff from a sex store 😭😂😂 you also need to pour buckets of it on mega dongs

Joe__R

The hard plastic part with the 12" is designed to be fully inserted into it to add rigidity. It will need to be lubricated first. We definitely know which ones are going to go into who's personal collection. Kai is definitely going to be keeping the tentacle dildo and the triple vibrator. Jeannie is obviously keeping the wand dildo and the glow in the dark dildo. In the future please lock eine in a different room before you start.

xpendble1

Kai's a freak huh ?

Lito's Land

Pretty sure you don't want to be using Vaseline, as it's oil-based, and can damage the doll and toys. Water-based only.

vody333

Kai is a champion, which ones is she keeping. Henry you brave my man, anything for the fans! Jeannie you are smart for staying out of it and holding the camera LOL. And even though the dog was funny it would be best if you just put them in the other room for the time being.

Brandon J Katorski

4:54 i fucking lost it when Henry mimicked tifa on the couch😂😂😂

JustMe

ok ok ok So Do NOT use Vaseline with Silicone anything. Both are petroleum based and will MELT the Silicone toy or in this case the $3,000 sex doll. Also Henery. Come closer. Vaseline is not to be used for sex anything. Get water based KY

Matthew Olson

Henry is going to regret letting Ein chew on that dildo some day.

Cu-sith

Watching them struggle to find the clit was funny and I'm surprised they don't know where the g spot is by now.

Tyler

Seeing Henry hold a BBC was not on my 2024 bingo card lmao #freespace! 🤣

InvisoBatman

Is there, or could you make, an “all videos” playlist? I wanna play all the content as like background videos for a party at my friends house

goblyn

The Henry and Kai unicorn scene was fucking hilarious!

Slyder81

Seriously guys...if I see Ein in another Tifa sex video, I'm going to unsub. Seeing Ein play with the sex toys is so disturbing!! I skipped to a few different parts of the video and saw Ein "jump in the action" so many times that I stopped watching the video completely. You guys need to put her in a separate room during these recordings!

Jesper Johansen

Henry yelling, "Is it going in, is it going in?" is something I will never forget.

Tindotexe

This is definitely one of the weirder ones from the gang I’ll say that much lol

Ruby Wolf

Use actual lube instead of vasoline

Khann

First few minutes of the video and Henry turned into a dickhead...

Chris

Kai <3 a goddess , as always

Rellius6669

The sheer joy on her face when she finally got to play with his ass without resistance lol

John Smith

Kai+tentacles= made day

Noran Radd

You guys are out of control 😂😂😂

Mike L

If you want Tifa and all the toys to last, you need to clean off the vasoline, that will break down the silicone. Get some water based lube.

Jared Moore

Unicorn horns ate strap ons....

Jason Montijo

Cannot breathe laughing so hard at that one!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chewy V

I’m almost certain Kai took the last one to her room lol

Marcus

Why are the girls asking where the G-Spot is? lol

Anhedonia

This is comedy gold, really laughed out loud, didn't happen in weeks, better than all my medication combined, thank you guys!

VirtualPerson

You need to lube the pussy and the cock with much more lube! And vaseline isn't the same, it would be better to spit actually, but just buy some lube next time okay 😘

Manuel Nascimento

This was a new benchmark for me in the cocktail mix between hilarious and creepy. I almost died laughing in both a fun way and an alarmingly embarrassed way. Man, you really never know what you may come across next in life :)

Matrix

how did A&E not send you a complementary gallon of lube to use all that stuff "correctly" LOL :-D

kevinp

lol watched your youtube since the beginning only just joined patreon and its funny af great humor jeannie youre adorable kai you on of? ;)

Dusty Smoke

Video was interesting, but i want to see the after-party...

Kensie (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 08:00 The way Henry is so naive to sex toys is hilarious!
2024-04-03 22:22

Jesse
>>134203319

All of them. The combined IQ level in that room and the creativity between Kai and Henry. I honestly believe they were trying to play it innocent. ...Lol.

Brian Davis

Straight up, Ein has seen some shit in her life.

Hamish Fox

Guys I think they killed Tifa

Charles Braden

One word for the tentacle dildo: Lube!

Icosa

That's some of the funniest shit I've seen

Delra

How to use dildos: Be liberal with lube, and use a proper water-based lube, not the vaseline. You want to lubricate every surface that's going to have contact, not just the tip, and not just one or the other; use your fingers to get the lube into the receptacle. That way the lube bonds with itself, instead of trying to bond from one side to the other (which makes the friction move it out quicker). Try and be careful to use one hand to lubricate, and leave the other one dry. On larger toys like the Doc Johnson, hold it in place to aim with the lubed hand while you push with the dry hand. Also, for the stand/stiffener, you need to use lube to get the rigid part into the toy. You want to use a condom with a lot of these toys, because dolls are usually made of silicone but so are penetrating toys. Silicone doesn't stick to anything except for itself - which means that when you rub silicone on silicone, it will tear. You're damaging both of them by not using a protective, non-silicone barrier.

Daniyel Ortiz

bro, watching ya'll use vaseline is PAINFUL!

Cerulean Wizard

I love how everyone forgot that the Head-strap Dildo is supposed to go on the chin, and they all just accepted the Unicorn position. Damn, I almost thought they were just messing around but they actually are clueless, which just makes it even funnier XD

Vortall

Wouldn't recommend using vaseline for lube, its water resistant so clean up isn't going to be easy. You guys ever do another one of these, might want to order some water based lube, it'll help get things to slide in easier, and clean up is a lot easier than with vaseline.

Nicholas Goggin

Henry: This one's gonna need some lube! "Aggressively swings brown lightsaber"