Priya and the Mercenaries (Patreon)

Rydia and Clegaine sat in the Red Claw Tavern, awaiting their latest client. The husband and wife duo usually took the darkest corner to avoid drawing unnecessary attention to Clegaine's great size. The armor clad Half-Giant was so massive, he couldn't possibly sit on the stools. So the great warrior sat on the table instead. By contrast to  Clegaine's greater size, Rydia was a very small human woman who stood at barely 5 feet tall. Rydia sat on a stool between his legs. She wore a long black hooded cloak with a Bag of Holding sewn into one of the cloak's hidden  pockets. She produced a short sword that she played with as her feet shifted impatiently in her black leather high heeled sandals.

"I don't like this." Clegaine rumbled. "We shouldn't fuck around with witches."

Rydia reassured her Half-Giant husband. "She's a high priestess with money. Mujer rica."

Clegaine continued to keep things blunt and simplistic. "Witch, you mean. Priestesses of darkness might as well be witches."

"A big Gorumite like you? Afraid?" Rydia teased. "Pussy."

Clegaine caressed the grip of his enormous greatsword. Although the Half-Giant  was seated, the weapon was in his hands at the ready. "Not afraid. Just don't trust witches. Especially Priya."

A bright purple disc suddenly appeared in front of the couple's table,  hovering a few feet off the floor. An extremely voluptuous naked Vudrani girl floated up from the glowing circle. Many gasps of fear and surprise filled the air.

The barmaiden was the first to recover from the startling sight. She confronted the unclad girl and nervously stammered "H-hey! No magic here! And we don't serve people without any shoes, let alone girls without clothes!" The red haired girl was a little taller than the curvy Vudrani's 5'3" height, but Priya was easily heavier.

Half amused by her boldness, Priya smiled and handwaved the barmaiden away, her obscenely big tits swaying with every slight movement. "I don't need serving. I won't be here very long."

The barmaiden was about to press the issue, but realized that if this girl was so enboldened to blatantly teleport naked into a tavern that prohibited nudity and magic, then she must be extremely powerful if she thought nothing about their rules. She stayed  quiet, fearfully watching from the safety of the flank of the armored Half-Giant.

Rydia rescued the barmaiden with a distraction. "Ilega la bruja. Pull up a chair, chica."

"I don't need a chair." Priya levitated in mid air and crossed her legs, sitting Vudrani style.

Rydia rolled her eyes. "Fucking show off." Why else would a naked witch have a  public meeting in a town that forbid public nudity? Priya loved poking  the owlbear and was powerful enough to survive the owlbear poking back. She flaunted her power and this was merely an excuse to do so.

"What's the job?" Clegaine shot right to the point. If he could help it, his  association with Priya would be as brief as possible. As a physical powerhouse, the barbarian feared no mortal man or beast. But magic was another story and he took such threats very seriously. It's difficult to defend against your very mind and senses being warped to the whims of some wizard, sorceress or witch.

Priya broke down the quest and cast a spell. A glowing vision of a scroll appeared. "I need a mystical scroll. It's said to be located within a hidden labyrinth that  I've recently discovered. It's guarded by a fearsome beast."

"A labyrinth means puzzles, mazes and traps. Mierda loca. Figuring that shit out is going to cost you extra." Rydia was the brains of the duo.

"Killing the beast is MY specialty." Clegaine intoned. "If the beast has any crazy powers..."

Priya finished the thought. "...it'll cost me extra. Got it."

While Rydia and Clegaine attempted to avoid attention, Priya basked in it. Tavern patrons got up from their seats to get any view of the extremely  buxom naked woman and her fat olive skinned buttocks. A small crowd was  forming. Even some people from outside entered the tavern to see what  the fuss was about. Rydia didn't like the spotlight. Hurriedly, she said "Alright, half up front and half after the job is done."

Priya's huge amber eyes noticed the spectators. This town didn't approve of public nudity. In fact, there were laws against it. The town guards could show up at any moment. Although the guards would be no match for Priya, she would be fined and arrested if she resisted them.

"Of course." Priya conjured up a small sack of gold coins and a map from nothingness.

"When we get your scroll, where do we meet?" Clegaine asked.

"You can come back to the Red Claw. Just where we are sitting now."

"Wait. How will you know when we get it? IF we get it?" Rydia questioned.

"Because I'll be watching."

With  that, a glowing purple disc appeared underneath of the hovering Priya. She lowered herself into the disc and disappeared, a reversal of how she arrived.

"Ella es una perra loca." Rydia muttered.