The Savage Bar Brawl (Patreon)

Sofia's bragging had gotten her into trouble--again. Two burly and naked barbarian siblings from the north--one with long hair and the other bald, had come to the bar for an afternoon of drinking and wenching. They didn't appreciate a buxom warrior woman who was just as unclad as they were, who regaled the bar patrons with tales of her many adventures across the realm. Where these men came from, women knew their place -- pregnant and silent.

Irritated by Sofia's voice and laughter, the bald brother reached out and grabbed her by the arm. "C'mere, beautiful! Bring that big Taldan ass over here!", indicating his huge erect penis sticking out of his lap. "I think not, eres sucio bárbaro!", said Sofia, as she suddenly threw a drink from the table into the bald barbarian's eyes with one hand and stabbed a dinner knife into his hand with the other! Blinded and pinned to the table, the bald juggernaut roared with pain and anger! "Get her! Get that Taldan bitch!" Rising to his feet, he freed his hand from the table, but Sofia was already on the attack, rapier in hand. She masterfully stabbed him in the chest and turned away from him, copious blood squirting like a macabre public fountain from his wound! She grinned at his brother.

The long haired brother swiped at Sofia with his axe! "You fucking whore! You killed my brother?!!" he shouted. Her huge tits flapping, the unclad swashbuckler nimbly dodged the flashing weapon as it splintered a chair. "Be careful with that thing! It is not a toy!" she taunted, jumping onto a table. The barbarian slashed at her again, with Sofia jumping backward, high into the air. She landed on a bar counter, where she playfully spread her legs, revealing her hairless pussy. "You keep missing. Maybe this will help you focus, no?" she teased. The angry warrior snarled with fury and charged at her, knocking furniture aside. The curvy swashbuckler somersaulted off the counter toward him and landed onto the surprised barbarian, wrapping her long legs around his naked waist--her bare hips and thighs landed onto his massive erection! "Oooooh! ¡Gran salchicha en mi coño!" Sofia cooed. "I was not expecting THAT!"

The barbarian sneered. "Great move, noblewoman! Now I'll rape you into the ground!" Sofia twirled her blade. "Only if you get over this!" She finished the blades' spin by poking her rapier through the savage warrior's skull, into his dull-witted brain. Sofia dismounted the barbarian, as his corpse collapsed to the ground. She bowed to the bar patrons and kissed her rapier, as if she was a performer. 

"Did you see that!" "Amazing!""What beauty!"

 Sofia's archer lover, Apex entered the bar. The man from Galt paused in his tracks at the two dead bodies lying in pools of blood and the destroyed furniture. And saw his girlfriend bowing to the crowd.

Apex gasped in disbelief! "Sofia! C'est vous qui avez causé ce désordre ? Je ne peux t'emmener nulle part !"