Taylor and the Chaos Gacha Part 4 (Patreon)

'There is something seriously wrong with my head,' Taylor admitted as she washed her familiar's back, finding her attention drifting down to her ass. 'The trait wasn't lying.'

Feat Achieved! Wash a girl's back in the shower.

+1x Bronze Random Gacha Ticket

"Thanks," Taylor told her familiar as she shut the shower off, causing her familiar to giggle. 'I need to figure out a way to boost her intelligence,' she mused as she dismissed her familiar, causing all of the water that had been on her to drop to the shower basin. 'At least Amy said that my familiar doesn't count as having sex with other people.'

Taylor used her Lesser Hydrokinesis to pull the water off her body and hair and sent it down the drain then stepped out of the shower. She pulled the moisture out of the air and off the mirror then used it to clean the toilet before flushing the mess. "Depression sucks," she muttered as she studied her appearance in the mirror. 'Same hair, same nose, better smile,' she mused, wondering what her mother would think about the changes from her Body Refinement power.

'Doesn't matter, I like it,' Taylor decided as she glanced at the other three achievements that she'd picked up with her ditto's help.

Feat Achieved! Twinest, have sex with your twin, clone or doppelganger.

+1x Silver Familiar Gacha Ticket

Feat Achieved! It's Always Milk Time, drink milk straight from the tap.

+1x Bronze Item Gacha Ticket

Feat Achieved! Fun in the shower, get a girl to wash your back in the shower.

+1x Bronze Random Gacha Ticket

Taylor tapped the silver card, causing it to flip over and reveal a picture of a six armed bronze automaton. 'Architect, a three meter tall automaton with six arms made out of bronze and powered through nebulous means. The Architect has incredibly fine control over its movements and is an incredibly skilled builder and architect, to the point where, if given the materials, it can design and build a house within a day. But its combat abilities are incredibly lacking due to being a builder and not a combatant.'

"That would make building the base easier," Taylor mused as she tapped the bronze item card, revealing a small rainbow colored book. 'Colors, a small book-like magic item that allows the holder to change the color scheme of their clothing by sliding their finger over its surface.'

"Weird," Taylor muttered as she tapped the next card, revealing a picture of a cartoon doctor with a stethoscope. 'Diagnosis, you can touch a target and receive a detailed diagnosis of their health condition. Yeah, that's probably worth a few hundred thousand to most hospitals, instant detailed and accurate diagnosis without expensive and invasive tests, nice.'

Taylor tapped her last card. 'False Data? You're able to falsify your statistics and abilities to show scrying and analysing abilities what you want them to see instead of what you actually have. That would be nice, I don't need people figuring out everything I can do.'

Taylor frowned slightly when the False Data card ended up in her ability section rather than her traits section. "I'm going to have to enchant something with that," she mused as she used the mirror to hit herself with her Mystic Eyes of Purification ability.

Feat Achieved! Attic of the Mind, Spring Cleaning. Remove at least one mental condition on yourself through magic or therapy.

+1x Silver Trait Gacha Ticket

Taylor blinked a couple of times as she felt like waking up out of a bad dream, colors were brighter and she felt lighter and more hopeful. ‘Man, I wished I’d done that before having sex with Amy, it’d probably have felt ten times as good.’

Taylor tapped the card, revealing a picture of a cat in the air under a tree. 'Cat's Feet? You almost always land on your feet when falling, in addition, you are immune to all fall damage, even falling down from orbit to earth will not hurt your legs.'

"That makes flying a hell of a lot safer," she mused as she walked out of the bathroom, taking advantage of the fact that her father had already left for the day to walk around naked, on the off chance it got her another card.

She headed down the stairs, glanced at the curtains to make sure they were actually shut like they should be then walked into the kitchen. She grabbed a bagel from the bread container, cut it in half and dropped it in the toaster. She grabbed the cream cheese out of the fridge while she was waiting for her bagel, wondering what she was supposed to do with her day since she'd picked up the architect familiar that could probably finish the base in record time, especially if she gave it a copy of her Cement Manipulation ability.

The bagel popping and picking up an achievement pulled her from her thoughts.

Feat Achieved! Naked Cooking, cook a meal while naked without burning anything important.

+1x Bronze Skill Gacha Ticket

'That shouldn't count as cooking,' Taylor thought with a giggle as she tapped the card, revealing a book. "Literacy? You know how to read effectively, you'd be shocked at how little people possess this skill. You know all common and mundane languages of the world you are in, and are very skilled at reading books and grimoires, allowing you to read them much faster and digest the information inside of them better."

"Huh," Taylor muttered when she checked and realized that the Literacy ability counted as a skill rather than a trait or ability. "So much for tattooing people with the ability to understand every language, still it should make traveling around easier," she decided as she put cream cheese on her bagel.

Taylor finished putting her bagel together then walked over, sat down on the coffee table and turned the television on, figuring she'd watch the news for a bit while finishing her breakfast. She flipped through the stations for a bit as she ate her bagel, finding nothing but commercials or daytime television. 

'Yeah, this is basically useless,' she decided as she finished her bagel and turned the television off. She glanced at the silver rings on her finger that gave her Flight, Greater Healing, increased defense and a copy of her ditto's ability to copy people. "I'm going to end up looking like a rapper if I keep collecting rings. I should probably start reading my enchanting book…" she trailed off as she realized that there was something else that she'd forgotten about last night because she'd been tired and distracted by her Enchanting ability.

Taylor tapped the Icon for the Challenge DLC, bringing up a new window and causing the background noise outside to stop. 'Please pick one of the challenge options, you will be transported to the proper location and time to complete the challenge. If you successfully complete the challenge, you'll be rewarded with an appropriate reward. Due to rules and regulations, if you don't pick something and you close the page, it counts as skipping the challenge.

My Precious, Steal from a Goblin. 

Not exactly the One Ring but the Resemblance is Uncanny.

Ignorance is not a Defense, Save The Virgin.

'Shit,' Taylor complained as she tried to figure out which option to grab, not particularly happy with the idea of passing up a chance to get more cards. 'My Precious sounds like the One ring and fuck that. I'm not sure a knock off ring is that much better. Saving the Virgin sounds like I'm going to be dropped in a horror movie. It's probably still better than dealing with cursed artifacts.'

Taylor scowled when she realized the only parts of her that could move were her eyes and her arms, meaning that she wouldn't be able to grab her clothes. 'Is my modesty worth losing a reward that might save my life? Screw it, I can just make a mask out of string and I've got the trait that should keep me from being arrested and I'm not going to freeze because of the Winterman trait.'

'I've got Flight, Defenses and Healing covered by rings,' Taylor mused as she quickly adjusted her powers, picking Mystical Eyes of Purity, Budding, Shut Off and Mirror to fill her active slots then selected the challenge To Save The Virgin. She blinked when she found herself behind some sort of club at night in an alley with a tall handsome teenager with black hair talking to a woman with blonde hair.

Feat Achieved! Visit the West Coast.

+1x Bronze Random Gacha Ticket

Feat Achieved! Streaking, be naked in public.

+1x Bronze Random Gacha Ticket

"Woah," Jesse blurted, surprised that a naked girl had just appeared out of thin air in the alley.

Darla sniffed the air as she looked up at the naked teenager, wondering how the girl had snuck up on her. "Where did you come from?"

"Somewhere else," Taylor replied as she glanced around, trying to figure out what she was supposed to be doing and where she was and doing her best to ignore the fact that she was naked in public, something that was hard because the guy was staring at her like he'd just won the lotto. "Where are we?"

"Sunnydale California," Jesse offered. "How did you get here?"

"Some type of Teleportation," Taylor replied, not seeing a problem with blaming things on a cape.

"Like superpowers?" Jesse blurted out.

"Yeah," Taylor replied. "What else would it be?"

"Magic," Darla offered as she studied the girl who was obviously some type of magic user, trying to figure out if she was the type that could be killed or the type you were supposed to run from.

"Magic doesn't exist," Jesse argued. "She's obviously some sort of metahuman or mutant."

Taylor stared at Jesse for a couple of seconds as she tried to figure out what he was talking about. "Metahuman?"

"People with powers or do you prefer the term mutant or altered human?" Jesse asked excitedly, amazed that he'd meet someone with actual powers.

Taylor sighed when she recalled that the Challenge page had mentioned time. "What year is it?"

"1997, why?" Jesse asked.

'Am I in the past? They should have known what parahumans are. Where the hell am I? This can't be Earth Aleph either,' Taylor mused. "Don't worry about it, I'm just here to save…" she trailed off as the woman's face changed to look more monstrous. 

Feat Achieved! Meet your first vampire.

+1x Silver Random Gacha ticket

"He's mine!" Darla snarled at Taylor. "Back off, witch!"

'Vampires? I'm probably supposed to save the kid,' Taylor mused as she summoned her ditto behind the vampire. "There has been some sort of mistake, can we calm down?"

"I'm hungry and he's mine," Darla warned her.

"Woah!" Jesse blurted out as he staggered back a couple of steps and pulled his attention off the naked girl and saw Darla. "What happened to your face?"

"It's a vampire thing, we get like that when we're feeling defensive," Darla offered, curious if the idiot would actually believe her.

"Take her form and defend me," Taylor told her familiar, causing her ditto to change into a copy of Darla as the vampire turned to look at it.

"Shit!" Darla cursed then lunged at Taylor, wanting to kill the witch before she could summon more doppelgangers. She snarled when her fist bounced off some type of force field in front of the witch's face, making her realize that she'd made a mistake as the girl wasn't a minor witch despite her apparent confusion.

Taylor grabbed the vampire's arm and used her Shut Off ability to turn the monster's powers off, making it easy for her ditto to grab Darla from behind and snap her neck.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Jesse demanded, trying to figure out why there was a second Darla.

"You have to stake them," Buffy called out as she walked over.

Jesse turned to look at the new girl that Xander had been crushing over. "You can't just stake people."

Taylor turned to look at the attractive blonde wearing jeans and a red top that was probably over half a foot shorter than her that was walking like someone that knew what they were doing and hadn't just seen someone get their neck snapped.

"She's not a person, she's a demon," Buffy told him as she reached down and stabbed Darla with a wooden stake causing the vampire to dust.

Feat Achieved! Apprentice Vampire Slayer, help kill a vampire.

+1x Silver Ability Gacha Ticket

Congratulations, you can leave whenever you want by tapping the Return icon. 

Taylor glanced at the new icon that had shown up on her interface then focused on the strange girl, hoping she'd actually explain what was going on.

Jesse stared at the pile of dust in disbelief. "What the fuck?!"

Buffy rolled her eyes, fairly sure he'd rationalize things even if she explained but figured she might as well warn him, if only to keep him from telling the police. "Long story short, vampires and demons exist, she was a vampire which means she was going to kill you or turn you and that's worse than dying."

"How is that worse?" Jesse asked.

"Because turning involves a demon taking over your corpse and killing everyone and everything you love," Buffy told him then turned to look at Taylor. "You should probably wear shoes, the sidewalk back here is a bit nasty."

"Next time," Taylor assured her, a bit surprised that the girl hadn't complained about her being naked. "Vampires are evil, right?"

"Totally," Buffy agreed. "Demons are a bit of a mixed bag but vampires are evil. Is that your familiar or something?" she asked as she pointed at the ditto, wondering if it was going to be a problem.

"That's what my power says," Taylor admitted, fairly sure she wasn't in her world so being honest wasn't going to hurt anything. "What do you know about familiars?"

"Not much, my watcher didn't talk about witches that much, just that some of them were seriously bad news and some of them were fine," Buffy offered, not taking her eyes off the creature.

"Your power talks to you?" Jesse asked, wondering about her sanity and his since everyone 'knew' that vampires didn't exist.

"Not really," Taylor replied as a pair of teenagers walked out of the club, "it's more like I'm playing a video game. I have an interface like a game system and my power unlocked a Challenge board which is why I'm here."

Buffy glanced at Taylor. "You got a challenge to come here?"

"Ignorance isn't a defense, Save The Virgin," Taylor replied, causing Buffy to snicker and Jesse to sputter.

"Hey," Jesse complained, a touch annoyed to have that particular fact pointed out.

"New friends?" Xander asked as he walked over with Willow, curious why the girl was standing around naked.

"I'm T-Maverick," Taylor offered, feeling a bit self conscious about being naked now that the danger was passed.

"T-Maverick?" Buffy asked.

"Maverick, I'm still sort of new to being a cape," Taylor admitted, making a mental note to practice saying her cape name in the mirror.

Willow pulled her attention off the girl's adorable butt. "Cape?"

Taylor turned to look at the redhead. "Are you saying that your world doesn't have people with strange powers?"

Xander shook his head. "Not really."

"Sort of," Buffy offered.

Taylor focused on Buffy. "Sort of?"

"I'm a vampire slayer," Buffy admitted. "I get a boost to my physical abilities and a mystical calling. There are also witches and warlocks running around."

"That's cool," Jesse offered.

"It's also a good way to die," Buffy complained. "I have to keep getting lucky, the vampires only need to get lucky once and then I'll die and the next Slayer gets called."

"Do you want some extra powers?" Taylor offered as she tapped the silver ability card, revealing a picture of a crazy looking old man with the caption, 'I didn't ask how large the room was, I said I cast fireball!' floating over it. 'Fireball, this ability allows you to form and launch balls from your hands or other appendages, the potency and size of the fireballs are dependent on the amount of energy expended.' 

"Like what?" Buffy asked thoughtfully.

"That depends, are vampires flammable?" Taylor asked as she tapped her other silver card, revealing a picture of a ninja running across air. 'You can step, walk or run on anything, water, quicksand, air or even the void of space. I should probably make that into a ring.'

"Extremely, why?" Buffy asked.

"Because I can give you the ability to create fireballs along with a bit of extra strength, agility and flexibility," Taylor offered as she tapped the next card, revealing a picture of a girl with cat ears and causing all of the shadows to get less dark. 'Blessing of Bast, you're blessed by the goddess Bast, the goddess of Cats and Grace. You have improved cat-like reflexes and agility as well as night vision. In addition, you are beloved by felines.'

"How much?" Buffy asked.

"Dinner?" Taylor asked thoughtfully.

"You want a date?" Buffy asked in surprise.

Taylor shook her head. "No, I just want something to eat. I grabbed a bagel after getting my shower, but that's not going to last all that long and I didn't bring a wallet."

"I can cover that," Buffy agreed.

"You're giving her superpowers for a meal?" Jesse asked, wondering if he could get in on that sort of deal.

"One of my powers lets me hand out powers, it costs me ten percent of the ability but I get it back once you assimilate the ability and make it your own," Taylor explained as she tapped her last card, revealing a picture of a girl with leaves flying away from her. Breeze, this allows you to conjure a light breeze from your body. That's less than impressive but at least it counted toward another slot.'

"And you're willing to cripple your power?" Willow asked, slightly annoyed that Jesse and Jesse couldn't keep their eyes off the naked girl.

Taylor shrugged. "I can take the power back early if I have to so I'm not really risking anything and if everything works, she'll get the power permanently which might help keep her alive longer, heroes have to stick together."

"Won't you need it?" Xander asked.

"Not really," Taylor assured them. "I don't have vampires or monsters in my world so I'm not worried about having a weaker fireball right now."

"They're probably there, just hiding," Buffy warned her.

"That's fair," Taylor agreed, fairly sure the heroes would have noticed and started killing them or at least warned people if they'd found vampires but not seeing a point in arguing. 'Unless they're actually in charge,' she mused then shook her head, realizing that she was being a bit too much like Greg with his wild theories about there being a dark cabal in charge of everything.

"Let's grab some food," Buffy said as she headed back toward the Bronze.