Taylor and the Chaos Gacha Part 20 (Patreon)

Kara crossed the entire corridor and stepped into the side passage before anyone could blink and hugged the wall so the thermal camera couldn't detect her. She used her Eyes of Purification ability on the three slaves walking down the hallway, getting rid of their slave chips and several medical conditions the Hutt didn't care to treat.

She waited until one of the slaves got close enough to trigger the automatic doors then moved, causing everything else to practically freeze as she crossed the distance in an instant. She used a tiny amount of heat vision to disable the sensor on the collar that kept it from being able to be removed without exploding, then took it off the slave and moved into Jabba's 'throne' room, moving fast enough that everyone was frozen in place. 

She flew around Jabba and placed most of the slave collars along with several explosive devices that would make the explosion large enough to matter behind him where he wouldn't notice. She quickly removed the various slaves in the room and the hallway then used her Eyes of Purification ability to remove their slave chips. She placed the collar she'd disabled around her neck and moved back to the doorway. She took a 'moment' to study the various mercenaries in the room that worked for Jabba then let herself slow back down to normal speed.

Kara stepped into Jabba's room causing several of the mercenaries to turn and stare at her. "Jabba the Hutt, I am Kara Zor-El and you have been judged and found wanting. I will give you one chance, free all of your slaves, leave Tatooine and swear to never come back or I will destroy your empire."

Jabba laughed as he grabbed the device that activated a slave's collar and pointed it at the blonde slave that was insane enough to walk into his throne room and threaten him. "Die."

'Sorry Kal but he'd never stop,' Kara thought as she watched the Hutt push a button on the device, knowing that her cousin would be a bit disappointed in her for setting up his death even if she hadn't caused it directly. She watched the explosives obliterate the Hutt and half the room including the mercenaries that were happy to take the slaver's credits. She moved back into the corridor before any of the bits of Hutt could hit her. She waited a couple of seconds then flew back into the room and over to the door that led to the Hutt's treasury, not seeing a reason to leave it for his surviving guards to loot. 'This should be enough for everyone to start a new life elsewhere.'

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'Stay calm, don't fucking snap,' Anna Skywalker told herself as she tried to ignore the Abyssin shopkeeper berating the slave girl in her mid teens because she'd put a piece of merchandice on the wrong shelf. She put several more components she could use to build a lightsaber in her box.

"Don't kriffing start," the one eyed shopkeeper snapped at Padme's clone because she was giving him an annoyed look.

"You should be nicer," Padme's clone said.

"My shop, my property, if I want to rape her on the table I will, piss off human," the shopkeeper snarled.

Padme's clone used her Eyes of Purification on the slave girl, getting rid of her slave chip. 

Anna used the force to unlock the slave's collar without setting off the explosives. She tossed the collar at the shopkeeper and put it around his neck before he could even raise his hand. She gestured and lifted the alien off the ground with the force. "If you're going to be like that, we're just going to take your…" she trailed off as the slave darted forward, grabbed something from the shopkeeper's belt then drove behind a counter. "Shit," she cursed and tossed the alien behind one of the aisles before the slave pushed the button and caused the collar to explode and take the cyclop's head off.

"Is he dead?" the slave girl asked hopefully.

Anna walked over and checked to make sure he wasn't going to survive. "As far as I know Abyssin's can't regenerate their heads."

"Good," the slave girl stated firmly. "Why couldn't I get a good master?"

"Because Tatooine sucks," Anna grumbled, thinking about all of the slavers that needed to be chained in the desert amongst the dunes.

"Do you want a job?" Padme's clone asked.

"Job? As in, you'd actually pay me?" she asked hopefully as she stood up.

"Of course," Padme's clone assured her.

The girl glanced between Anna and Padme's clone and shrugged. "It can't be worse than dealing with Bogred."

"If you don't like it, you can always find something else," Anna assured her. "Does he have a ship?"

"It's ugly but it's heavily armed and durable," the girl replied as she grabbed the access chip from the counter. "Do you want help looting the most valuable stuff in the shop?"

"Might as well," Anna agreed, knowing someone else would just steal it if they didn't.

"We've got an hour and twenty minutes," Padme's clone pointed out.

"I can make that work," the ex-slave girl said as she headed into the back room to grab some boxes so they could make a proper go of things.

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"How do you know if you have the right dimension?" Kara asked as MJ used her sling ring to open a portal to an apartment that looked like it would fit in on Earth.

"I have a beeper," MJ replied as she pushed a button on her keychain. "Peter wanted to make sure I didn't get lost." She closed the portal and tried again, opening a portal to a similar looking apartment, if you ignored the horribly scarred man sitting on the couch in a pair of boxers and a t-shirt.

"Hey gorgeous," Wade offered with an exaggerated wink.

Taylor hit the heavily scared man with her Mystic Eyes of Purity, causing all of his scars and negative status traits to vanish. "Much better."

"Take me with…." Wade trailed off as the portal closed before he could toss himself through it and go on an awesome adventure. "Fuck!"

"Let's try that again," MJ said as she opened another portal, revealing a version of Peter on the couch with a half naked blonde girl wearing a t-shirt sprawled across his lap. "Wrong world…" she trailed off when she reflexively pushed the button on her remote and something in the apartment beeped. "That's not Felicia, you're in so much trouble."

Gwen turned and looked at MJ. "This isn't what it looks like!"

MJ relaxed when she recognized Gwen, relieved that Peter wasn't messing around with some stranger. "Why are you naked and sprawled on Peter?"

"Peter's still out with Felicia," Ben told her, not wanting to get Peter in trouble, making a mental note to start dying his hair or something.

"Sorry," MJ offered as she walked through the portal into her living room. "When did you get back in town?"

"A couple of hours ago, Peter's helping Felicia with a case so he said that we could chill, he should be back in a couple of minutes," Ben explained.

Gwen glanced between Kara and Taylor. "New friends?"

"Kara Zor-El and Maverick," MJ offered. "This is my husband's clone, Ben Rielly and our friend, Gwen Stacy."

"Nice to meet you," Taylor offered as she stepped through the portal, wanting to be able to open a portal to a version of Marvel.

"You better not be naked," Peter called out as he unlocked the door.

"You're good," Ben called out.

Peter opened the door and glanced between MJ and the people with her then glanced at Stacy who was sprawled in Ben's lap half naked. "How was your trip?" he asked as he walked in with Felicia following him.

Felicia shut the door with her foot and walked over to the sink so she could get a glass of water.

"Great, I met Kara and I ended up in Star Wars and picked up some clones of my own," MJ explained as two of her clones walked over to the portal and waved.

"Way to go!" Ben offered, his eyes lingering on the naked redheads. "Wait, Star Wars? As in Luke Skywalker and Wookies?"

"We're a bit early for Luke but yeah, basically," MJ replied with a grin.

Peter pulled his attention off the naked copies of his wife that were standing in a sandy area and focused on MJ. "What happened?"

"I ended up in Kara's world, we got a bit drunk and ended up in Star Wars where we met Maverick, Anakin and Padme. Maverick has the ability to clone people and I figured having a couple of clones would make things easier," MJ explained.

"Anakin Skywalker?" Ben asked in surprise. "Damn, what's he like?"

"Come and find out, we're just about to head to Geonosis for the start of the Clone wars, do you want to fight a bunch of aliens and pick up some additional powers?" MJ asked.

"I wouldn't object to more powers," Ben replied without hesitation.

Gwen's t-shirt expanded and changed into a black and white costume as she twisted around so that she was sitting rather than sprawled over Ben's lap. "What sort of powers are we talking about?"

"I have a list," Taylor replied as she pulled the list of powers she could give people out of her inventory and handed it to Ben.

"She also gave me a copy of her radioactive spider familiar's ability to give out copies of an alternate Spiderman's powers by biting them," MJ offered.

"Seriously?" Gwen asked, wondering if MJ was joking.

"Cross my heart," MJ assured her. "Do you want me to bite you?"

"Always," Stacy replied with a smirk. "But yeah, I'd love powers that didn't come from my suit."

"I should have expected that," MJ admitted.

"Just remember that she'll be out for a day while the venom finishes changing her body," Taylor warned them.

"Would that help the rest of us?" Felicia asked thoughtfully as she set her empty glass on the counter next to the sink. "I'd love to have Spider's Danger Sense."

"It's certainly possible," Taylor replied as she turned to look at Peter. "Do you know Captain America or Thor?"

"We've met, why?" Peter asked.

"I was curious if I could study Thor's hammer or the Captain's shield, one of my powers lets me generate any metal I'm familiar with," Taylor explained.

"Let me make a couple of calls," Peter replied as he pulled his cellphone out of his pocket. "How long are you sticking around?"

"At least a day and a half but we should probably move the portal to Padme's ship so they can get on their way, they need to rescue Obi Wan on Geonosis and it will take a day to get there."

"Do you need any backup?" Peter asked as he dialed Thor's number, remembering that battle from the movie they'd been watching last night.

Kara shrugged. "It wouldn't hurt and it would give our biokinetic a chance to see if they can replicate my powers."

"Powers…" Ben trailed off as he connected the dots. "Kara Zor-El, you're Supergirl, aren't you?"

"One of them," Kara replied, well aware that there were alternate versions of her in the multiverse. 

"I'm in," Ben offered without hesitation. "I'd love the ability to fly and being bulletproof would be nice."

"Damned straight," Felicia agreed.

"Peter, what do you need?" Thor asked, his voice easily coming through the speaker.

"Do you want to fight a large battle against alien bug people and droids?" Peter asked.

"Is that a trick question?" Thor asked, wondering if that was a hypothetical or something.

"No, there's a portal to Star Wars and…" Peter trailed off as there was a crack of thunder outside of the apartment. "Did you just teleport?"

"Be there in a minute," Thor replied as he ended the call.

"I think that means we have a Thor," Peter said cheerfully.

"Poor bastards," Taylor muttered under her breath, fairly sure the opening battle wasn't going to go in Dooku's favor.

"I'd love to have the Shadow Hands power, Greater Healing and the Metallurgy ability, having someone with Biokinesis would also be nice just to make sure I'm not falling apart," Ben mused.

"That's easy enough," Taylor stepped back through the portal and waved her clones over. "Start with Ben while the rest of the group figures out what they want."

"Pyrokinesis would also be nice," Ben said as he handed the list to Gwen.

"Shadow Hands?" Felicia asked as she walked over to check the list.

Taylor conjured a shadow hand in front of her and had it wave to her. "You can conjure more and fuse them together if you need to lift something heavy but they're useful."

"Better than Telekinesis?" Gwen asked when she saw Telekinesis on the list.

"They're easier to control in some ways, because you have hands and you instinctively know how they move," Taylor explained. "Nothing says you can't grab both, you'd just need to put in the work."

"I suggest going with the Sparkle Shield," Claire offered as she followed Taylor's temporary clone over. "The strength and flight are a nice addition to having a Force Field."

"Sounds good," Gwen agreed as someone knocked on the door. 

Peter walked over and opened the door, revealing Thor in a pair of shorts and tank top with his hammer in his hand. "Welcome to the party."

"Thank you," Thor replied with a grin as he walked into the crowded apartment. 

Peter closed the door and locked it then started working on a text for his aunt, wanting to let her know that he'd be out of town for a bit so that she wouldn't worry.

"Everyone through the portal," Claire ordered. "We need to get going."

Taylor took the chance to poke Thor's hammer with her finger as Thor walked past, using her Metallurge power to figure out how to duplicate the metal. 'That's going to take an insane amount of mana to duplicate.'

Ben smiled as he headed through the portal and saw the collection of naked girls stacking crates and moving supplies into one of the space ships. "This is going to be fun."

'Should at least be interesting,' Taylor agreed as she walked back through the portal. 

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Palpatine twitched and looked up from the report he was reading at his desk when he heard what sounded suspiciously like giggling coming from the force, almost like it was laughing at him. He had a couple of seconds to try to figure out what was going on before he felt the Veil of the Dark Side unravel and burn, vanishing like fog subjected to a thermal detonator. 

He felt the dark side nexus under the temple stretch for a brief second then shatter, hitting him like a kick to the testicles and causing him to fall out of his chair.

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Yoda froze as he felt the clouds over the force vanish and felt twelve bright points in the force heading toward Geonosis where there should only be one. He reached out to the force and realized that they were basically going to walk into a trap if they didn't change their plan of approach. "Fools, we have been," he admitted, surprised and delighted that the veil over the force was in the process of burning away.

"Commander?" one of the clone troopers asked.

"Cover we will not have, fix this we shall," Yoda replied, knowing they needed to come up with a way to hit the ships trying to evacuate the army of droids.

"What are we going to be fighting?" the clone asked as he brought up a holomap of the area they were going to be attacking.

"A moment I need," Yoda replied as he focused on the future and saw the hundreds of thousands of droids and tanks that would rip into their clone troopers if they charged directly at them. He focused on Anakin and caught a vision of some of the people with him, realizing that they weren't going to need to be rescued. "Change of plans, we have."

"Change of plans?" the clone asked.

"Target the ships loading the droids we shall," Yoda said.

"They'll have defenses," the clone pointed out.

"Jedi defenders you shall have," Yoda replied as he started sending an encrypted message to Mace to meet up with him en route so that they'd have enough Jedi to cover all of the ships moving to attack the Separatists' defenses.

"Good," the clone replied and started working on a new plan, relieved that they had more of a plan than charging straight at a bunch of droids.

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Taylor blinked a couple of times to get the sleep out of her eyes then sat up in the narrow bed and checked her curses. "Huh, the Wrath of Flesh curse broke because I picked up too many physical abilities." 

She swapped her Bequeath ability for her Level Up ability, not sure if droids counted for her power or if they had to be alive in order to count. 'Ten percent of the physical abilities of a metal army, that would be a hell of a boost. Not sure I need it considering Claire thinks she can give me a copy of Kara's abilities and I have a copy of Spiderman's powers but every little bit helps.'

"I have abs!" Claire called out from another bunkbed as she examined her stomach, rather impressed by the changes the spider venom had caused.

Taylor looked down at her own stomach, rather happy to see that her breasts hadn't decreased in size and that she had abs as well. "Nice, isn't it?"

"Yes," Claire replied as she got out of the bed she'd crawled into after MJ bit her and started stretching, wanting to make sure she was actually in good shape. "Is it weird that I think we should bite all of the PRT agents that pass a Telepathic screening?"

Taylor shook her head. "I doubt the Director would sign off on it."

"That depends entirely on if she thought they'd go insane like parahumans," Claire replied as she turned her attention to Valerie who was sprawled on the other bed, wishing she'd taken before and after photographs so that she could compare the results. She turned to look at her girlfriend. "Looking good."

"Thanks," Taylor replied with a smile.

"Everyone that is awake needs to go to the throne room at the back of the ship so we can plan for the battle," Padme's voice said over the speakers.

"Damn it," Valerie grumbled as she floated off the bed and toward the door, wishing that she'd had another couple of hours of sleep. 

"We're going to need coffee," Victoria stated as she floated out of bed and followed her sister out the door.

"They probably have something with caffeine," Taylor assured them as she followed the naked blondes into the hallway.

"Hopefully," Claire agreed as she followed Taylor, appreciating the view since she had muscles in all the right places now. "We need to find a bed that won't break when we're done."

"Deal," Taylor agreed as she tapped the first card, causing it to flip and reveal a girl playing with fire with a fiendish look in her eyes. 'Burner, you're one with a will to burn, baby. You are more resistant against heat and fire-based effects, while at the same time, your fire-based abilities and spells are somewhat more efficient. Hopefully that doesn't come with a case of pyromania.'

Taylor tapped the gold card, causing it to flip over and reveal a picture of a man shooting a tiny dime sized object from across a city while falling out of the air. 

Duplicate Skill, Master Shooting Skill Token awarded and Random Silver Ticket awarded.

Taylor tapped the silver replacement card, causing it to flip and reveal a girl hunched over a laptop. 'Hacker, you have an increased intuition towards interfacing with technology and getting around technological and code based defenses as well as infiltrating networks and abusing the faults of technology. Could be worse and I can give someone the ability to shoot like a legend, not bad.'

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Obi-Wan looked up when Count Dooku flopped down across from his cell and rested his head against the wall. 

"I give up," Dooku offered quietly.

"What?" Obi Wan asked, wondering what Dooku was talking about.

"The veil over the force is gone," Dooku replied with a heavy sigh.

"I hadn't noticed but that might be the force suppression cuffs," Obi Wan replied snarkily.

"Have you ever spent a couple of days drunk?" Dooku asked, ignoring Obi Wan's snark. "Or had a low grade migraine that continues so long you almost forget about it?" 

"Can't say I have," Obi Wan lied, thinking about the couple of times in his younger years that he'd gotten a bit drunk during a mission that called for it and the week after he'd gotten back from Mandalore. 

"It's like a fog lifted, I'm still angry at the council for doing a lot of stupid shit but being part of the Separatists isn't going to end well, I can see that now," Dooku admitted.

"What changed your mind?" Obi Wan asked, wondering if this was some sort of trick, despite the fact that it didn't feel like it in the force.

"I had a vision of your Padawan coming to save you. Rather than fight one angry half trained apprentice, I had to fight six reflections, three male, three female and they were terrifying."

"Terrifying?" Obi Wan asked.

"There were no mistakes or aggression that I could use, they fought like they were connected, when I reached out with the force they blocked me, when I sent lightning at his friends to distract them, the mountain of a blond man merely stepped into the lightning and laughed as he absorbed it. He felt solid in the force, in a way that shouldn't be possible."

"Then what happened?" Obi Wan asked.

"Then I died in that vision when the man raised his hands and the world became lightning, not force lightning, not some cheap trick, actual lightning. I saw another vision where I charged the group, one of the girls simply grabbed my lightsaber with her hand and ripped it out of my grasp. There was no reaction in the force, no technique, she merely grabbed it and ripped it from my grasp as if it was a simple stick."

"Sounds unpleasant," Obi Wan offered.

"That wasn't the worst," Dooku admitted with a shiver. "In one I managed to hit one of the blondes with lightning and the next thing I know one of Anakin's friends teleported in a burst of flames, touched my arm and I died screaming as I coughed up blood and my limbs melted. I've seen what happens when I fight, they're currently carving a path through the army of droids and so, I'm going to open your cell and you're going to leave and take me with you."

"And what, you expect to just walk away?" Obi Wan asked, causing Dooku to shiver.

"Leaving the Republic isn't a crime. I'm going to testify that the Separatists were in contact with a Sith Lord, that you showed up here illegally and that we were planning on defending ourselves against the Republic when they attacked us to illegally force us back into the Republic. I'm going to give the council a lecture about how they've gone insane and then I'm going to pull my planet out of the entire mess and we'll be neutral, I want nothing to do with the insanity they're planning."

"What changed?" Obi Wan asked.

Dooku sighed warily. "I watched hundreds of droids explode with lightning and fire, we're not going to win and the Republic won't back down if they're winning. The only thing I can try now is to help you uncover the Sith Lord's identity and hope that killing him will help with the corruption in the Republic and the stupidity of the council."

Obi Wan studied the count for several seconds, trying to figure out if he was serious or if this was some sort of weird game. "Fine."

"Excellent, if anyone asks, I managed to rescue you," Dooku said as he stood up, pulled his lightsaber out and cut through the control panel, causing the force field to vanish.

"The fact that your blade is red doesn't inspire me with a lot of confidence," Obi Wan told him.

"I was playing a part, I haven't swapped the crystal," Dooku replied as he started walking. "This way."

'Kriffing mess,' Obi Wan thought as he followed Dooku, curious where Anakin would have found friends that could have terrified Count Dooku.

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