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*For those wondering where their YouTube comment went, I had to reupload this because of a mistake. Feel free to comment again if you so wish :)How goes it Patreons? sorry this one is a bit late. Many of you will have seen the original lockdown no roads mission (if you haven't you should - it's on the $1 tier!)If you have seen it, don't be confused by the title - it's for YouTube (who haven't)Subtitles should be all good but let me know if there are any howling errors in there!other than that, enjoy!

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I've always been fascinated with urban decay. The forgotten strips of filth and debris that hide in the cracks of our cities' concrete infrastructures. The hidden tunnels and streams that weave between the factories. The deteriorating shopping centre roofs, the abandoned railway tracks. What if I can link all of these seldom trodden places together and forge myself an adventure?  Introducing my filthiest mission yet, the black country no roads mission. The Patreons among you may remember me marauding my way through my hometown of Aldridge during the first lockdown delivering items to my relatives, without using a single road. Well, i figured it was time for round two, and this one takes us deeper into the vast urban sea that is the West Midlands.   My aim: to get from Walsall to Dudley (10 miles), crossing the bulk of the industrial black country region without walking down a single road. In doing so I go face to face with a whole host of nasty obstacles, from polluted streams to shopping centre roofs to irate construction workers. Add into the mix an ocean of brambles and an unsettling portfolio of spiky fences, and we have ourselves one hell of a pointless adventure.  I've gone for a slower paced, more raw edit on this one, so there's more content for you to enjoy (3 parts)

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Introducing the "No Roads Mission" ..a very urban adventure [PART 1]

I've always been fascinated with urban decay. The forgotten strips of debris littered land that hide in the cracks of our cities' concrete infrastructures. The hidden tunnels and streams that weave between the factories. The deteriorating shopping centre roofs, the abandoned railway tracks. What if I can link all of these seldom trodden places together and forge myself an adventure? Introducing my grubbiest mission yet, the black country no roads mission. The Patreons among you may remember me marauding my way through my hometown of Aldridge during the first lockdown delivering items to my relatives, without using a single road. Well, I figured it was time to revisit the format, but this time delve deeper into the vast urban ocean that is the West Midlands. My aim: to get from Walsall to Dudley (10 miles), crossing the bulk of the industrial black country region without walking down a single road. In doing so I go face to face with a whole host of nasty obstacles, from polluted streams to shopping centre roofs to irate construction workers. Add into the mix a sea of brambles and an unsettling catalogue of spiky fences, and we have ourselves one hell of a pointless adventure. I've gone for a slower paced, more raw edit on this one, so there's more content for you to enjoy (3 parts)

Comments

Trelleon Ginting

What bloody good news this is. Cheers for the new adventure!

RHYS

Loved this actually. Hilarious that we both said ‘where’s your gloves?’ and then you answered us.

Samuel McLaughlin

I'm from Kingswinford! This is absolutely hilarious

Adam Passmore

this is bostin' as a black country lad myself this is going to be great

Oli Barton

Wow, those 34 minutes went quickly! Looking forward to the rest of the series!

Alexander

Never be afraid of the copycats, Tom! What really sets you apart is your storytelling. It’s genius and so entertaining. Already love the new adventure!

Eva

This is why I am subscribed to you! I loved it, the archive footage, the narration and everything in between! The editing at the beginning cracked me up☺️ Thank you for showing us parts of England that I personally probably wouldn’t get to see and for telling us about the people. Thank you Tom this made my day. No matter how long it takes to make these, I’ll wait double that time. Beyond excited for this series 🤗❤️

Felix

Fantastic video as always mate!! Have you considered a more clickbaity title for the algorithm? Something like Crossing a CITY using NO ROADS

Charley Kline

Super entertaining and full of quality video moments and narration, as usual, Tom. I'm curious why the 4x3 aspect ratio on the video, though... was that just the camera you were carrying?

Ash Lindop

"Cretinous urban adventure" sounds like the album title of a death metal band

Sunil Patel

What an intense start, a crazy dash across a shopping centre roof?! You're mad, completely mad. Thanks for doing what you do for us!

Marte Kjelsberg

Yesss, the best easter egg! Edit: Ok, that was brilliant! Only, when you ventured into the brook I went “no, don’t do that, you’re going to the pub later, remember!” 🤢. Love the creativity of your various adventures, thanks a million 😁.

Greg

Love this format, and how enthusiastic you are about every challenge! "Are we going to cross this diaper-infested river again? Yes we are!" Great job Tom

Stanreading

Because if there's anything that says "I don't want to attract the attention of security" it's running through a shopping centre

geowizard

I welcome copycats Alex, It flatters me greatly!

geowizard

Yeah I've considered it but have opted for something a bit more subtle.

Felix

Fair enough mate, class act as always 👌

Daniel Bohrer

I tried to decipher what the McDonalds bloke was saying, but the subtitles weren't helping 😁 Anyway, seemed like a good adventure, I'm thrilled for the next episode!

Podey Williams

He just says "how ya doin' mate, y'alright?"

Kaloyan Kirilov

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Oli Moss

It's a great way to gain a new appreciation for your city. Im from Stoke and would never consider leaving roads, this has confirmed my fears.

outerspace

Just taking the shortcuts all the way

Robert Socal

To be honest, I did not see that much of "urban decay". The shopping centre seems to be quite packed, McDonald's is not the worst place in the world to eat, and sewers are... well, sewers. Everywhere. Maybe I'm missing something, but to me Walsall looks pretty decent.

Nick

Happiness is waking up hungover, and remembering you’ve still not watched the first episode of Tom’s new series. Wonderful stuff.

Theo Llewelyn

"Screw it, I'll grab on to plants." Great line.

Nahiko Road

love it, the precautions are accurate as this is probably one of your most dangerous missions - be careful in any future urban missions