Mission Accomplished (Patreon)

Dear armed wing of the proletariat,

Thanks to your generosity, my men and I had enough dry millet to advance 50 miles a night, far from our road-bound enemy, and reach Arizona disguised as a French patrol. To maintain our cover, I thought it best to try out some of signature weapons of Dien Bien Phu. And I must tell you--they are SO GOOD!

Please stay tuned for sneak previews--they're the slenderest gestures of thanks I can offer you, because in the most literal sense, I couldn't have made this perilous mission without you.

Gratefully yours,

Jason