Labor Day Gift for You, the Proletariat's Mailed Right Fist (Patreon)

I'd like to thank all the PLAtrons for being the vanguard of the proletariat by offering this to you early, for Labor Day,

“Makarov” is practically Russian for “Glock,” the first name in plain, boring reliability. But in Chinese it rhymes with “too crappy even for us.” Why did the PLA abandon it faster than any gun in their history?