The Case of the Glass of Ginger Ale (Patreon)

Yes, you read that correctly. No, Encyclopedia Brown hasn't started having his dad arrest inanimate objects, though I'm sure it's coming to that. In fact, this is the most complicated Inspector Albert case yet. It's so complicated that Albert is becoming very disappointed in humans, that they can't just have visitors over for a glass of soda without it becoming another Stonehenge-level mystery.