Rules for Life - The Lost Chapter ?! (Patreon)

Strange but (apparently) true....there is an audiobook chapter of Rules for Life that I never released to you folks. :/ Purely by accident and befuddlement (two of my hobbies) - I had an introduction, which I thought of as "part one" - but then I had a real Part One. Somehow I lost track and jumped right to releasing Part Two after the introduction, I think...? That's the only explanation I can come up with. I've checked and checked, and I just can't find where it was ever posted.

So I fixed the original introduction post, now has the Intro AND Part One (two separate attached files, but combined together in the streaming up top). https://www.patreon.com/posts/66972888

And here's the whole audiobook in a folder, if you want to grab the whole thing at once... https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1cZB6E5QGRvqiasbIS1XNTupNhQ9jmmWj?usp=drive_link

For those not familiar....once upon a time, Albert wrote a self-help book, totally for reals and it's on Amazon. https://tinyurl.com/4yvf7byr  It's been a while since writing it, so my brain has completely lost track of what life advice Albert gives, honestly can't remember. Every new project seems to kick the last one out of my memory, I suppose it's the limited RAM I was born with. :) It's weird to think that if I hadn't done a little extra sorting on the Patreon posts this week and noticed that the chapter count was off, Part One might have been lost under the Albert sofa forever... (also attaching a PDF of the print version)

P.S. Here are the other Albert books on Amazon. I think they may have been dinged on the reviews because folks have no idea what the hell these things are and maybe consider the titles a bit tasteless...? So please feel free to avenge Albert with a friendly rating. :)

https://tinyurl.com/mreendva

https://tinyurl.com/46jdfhe5