Saving the world, one catty snipe at a time... (Patreon)

Word is out that another big Star Wars movie has just been cancelled! Coincidence?! Maybe this will give Albert the motivation to not actually die from wet refrigerator waffles...but can he survive getting rid of all those other ComiCon things all together at the same time?! This might be too much to ask of our lonely hero in the tiny apartment above the donut shop. Oh well, it was fun (?) while it lasted...