Burn the Kermit ep1 - "Fresh Green" (Patreon)
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So much I wanna type here, I'll try not to get windy. Why put it into seasons, instead of another giant audiobook?
I'm not really sure I want it to end this time. :) When you do seasons - like Better Call Saul - the whole thing is one big delicious smear of story. And seasons usually start right where the last season ends. And BCS was itself a prequel to Breaking Bad. A show like Eastenders - now at season 34 and might keep going until...asteroid? If Albert is never going to quit pursuing Muppet movie glory, then maybe it's one last never-ending attempt that just goes on and on until we both hit the end of thinking.
And this way I can always pick up the thread for more seasons as all the other projects get juggled. There's so much Albert stuff in the pipeline, with collabs and surprise projects and another movie - if I listed them all it would seem like I've gone mad (in the maybe-sad way). But nothing else has quite the desperate-wistful flavor of Albert's Muppet-movie-making obsession. It's his way to save the world, save himself, and do the one great thing before he dies - rescue the Muppets from Disney. So he's starting allllll over again. And for anyone who wants more of his bedtime stories, these episodes are going to feel similar, he's relaxed and thoughtful most of the time - because it's about saving the Muppets and he takes that VERY seriously. Plus he's getting older...with lots of episodes, he can take his time with reaching the madness and monomania.
P.S. Some of you might notice, this episode uses music from the Lumalin movies. I'm going to try to keep that going, it feels like Albert's soundtrack, too.