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Hello everyone, this is an advance warning that I will be taking two weeks off starting around that period. The cause is that I am securing my bloodline with the arrival of my second-born child. Yes the first one is satisfactory but how else can I grab one to beat the other? My dynasty shall prosper. Don't be alarmed if I disappear a bit before though we never know what can happen.

On an unrelated note, today is my birthday. Shower me with praise, minions!

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Josh

Happy Birthday o’ Great One!

Elaine

happy birfday nerd 🤓

David Brims

Yes, Solfis! We hear and obey!!! Happy Birthday 🥳🥳🥳

HJ

Happy Birthday! and Congratulations!

Vale

This made me chuckle, Happy birthday!

Mundane

Happy existence day! And congratulations on adding to your bloodline.

Kennyevilmonkey

Happy birthday! May your dynasty last eternal and your enemies know fear!

Guessed

"It's not a replacement, it's more like an upgrade"

Windar

Happy birthday. Congrats on spawning another crotch goblin.

Adam Mesa

Happy birthday and dynasty expansion!

Leviathon251

Happy Birthday!! What's another 17 years!!? :D

Max

Happy Birthday great one, may your dynasty reign supreme

Converted

Happy Birthday! Remember to get some momentum while swinging.

Chris

Happy happy birthday master of the unknown and mysterious, congrats on the upcoming solidification of your bloodline

Andrew

Happy birthday and congratulations!

Jake Lewis

Happy birthday and congrats!

Red Viking

Hussah! Hussah! HUSSAH! Long may your reign, and your line prosper!

mt2222

Happy birthday😁. And congratulations.

Maël Benallou

Happy birthday! Don't forget to use your offspring to secure a satisfactory alliance, preferably to someone with the Genius, Beautiful or Strong line of traits.

Oblique

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear wordsmith, tome father, inkblooded keyboard krusher, happy birthday to you.

D

Hail oh great one. Blessed be the day you where gifted to us! May your offspring be delivered to us in peace and jubilation.... Or... you know... Happy Birthday! ;) On to a nother good year, my well wishes are with you and your child... well children, hope everything will turn out good and sunny for you (expect if your are a goth, then read it as the opposite with the same sentiment ^^).

Kaolung

Congratulations and Happy birthday ! 😄

Allie

Happy birthday!

NethanielShade

Happy birthday and an early congrats on the new spawn! I was also born in the month of September.

Das Krow

Merry Birthmas

T'Ericka

Happy birthday!! 🎊

Karel Londin

Great healt, good luck and nerves of steel to you.

Jan Verner

Best wishes for the baby. Do enjoy your well deserved vacation.

Diego Rossi

Happy birthday, and congratulation for the next spawn.

Sæþór

This child will be the greatest successor to continue the story of Bob 60 years from now

Johan Larsson

Have a great birthday and I Wish you a migty offshoot

Aracane41

We praise thee oh supreme creator of tasty stories! May your reign be fruitful and your descendant many

InkyBusiness

Happy birthday and congratulations!

Jon

Happy birthday, and congratulations on the new spawn!

StuBee3

Happy birthday!

TargetDrone

well happy birthday... and sure, 2 might make your bloodline more secure, but did you consider having 11 for a full soccer team? think of the millions you could get from fifa :p

Steven C

Congrats on both surviving and securing a future! I hope your line is as colorful as the Bingles.

ikbenbarry

happy birthday. on a more important note please be careful to make sure your second child doesnt become a usurper trying to overthrow your glorious eternal reign. It is unfortunately a common occurrence amongst supreme leaders.

daniel wingborg

All praise the supreme leader and may their reign last forever more. Also good job on the 2nd offspring. You never know when some uppity noble might take out the first one.

Ulbert

Have a nice day. Well… Birthday… A year closer to your inevitable demise. Reassuring. Have fun and maybe some presents? Just have a good time with the least amount of stress possible.

Nopex

Happy birthday

brunoid

Double congrats then!!!! And enjoy your vacations.

Karthic

May your new year and that of your progeny be joyous!

Matheus

Happy Birthday. Enjoy your rest because this is the last one. You have now 2 kids and 1 wife... I'll guarantee that you will never rest again auheaeaeueauaehu.

Leandro

Happy Birthday!

Raistlin

Praise be to the content god. Happy bd!

Storm

Happy birthday mortal, congratulations on your upcoming second spawn

Kazith

May your dynasty reign for a thousand years.

saga

hbd

Vysirez

Happy Birthday!

Jamarr

Happy 'My Reign Continues' Day!

Ekko

The 23rd of July is truly an auspicious date! The Union of my parents, the birth of my younger brother and of God Emperor Mecanimus (Long may He Reign!) all on the same date.

Maury

praise be!

WarStrider72

Congrats! Will that also be the date where Solfis get his son/daughter too?

GooseProductionWrites

🎉🎉🎉Congratulations on furthering your dynasty!👪 Harrak Eternal! 🎉🎉🎉

Cormac

Happy birthday, and good luck to the progeny spawning unit with the upcoming decanting.

Aclys

Happy birfday!

Sondrex76

Praise. Praise. Praise.

Chase Phillips

//Happy birthday, meatbag. //May your day be as pleasant as you are. //Congratulations on the new incoming spawn. //Ensure they are useful for Harrak in the future.

sings_with_toads

Hail Meca, and the second spawn! Good luck with the kiddo birthing process, and I hope y'all get to enjoy the new parent magic hour. It's a sacred and fuzzy brained time... Perfect for Viv to experience some fever dreams...

Mark

Happy birthday and congratulations!

Falxie

Happy cake day!

Emily Gurnavage

Yay, congrats on both. Quite an entertaining way to do the announcements as well. The email gave me a good enough laugh to come comment, even.

RonGAR

Happy Birthday, King! Congrats on your lineage and thanks for the heads up. LOL 🤴🏾

Juan Manzanedo

Happy birthday and congratulations, I hope everything goes great.

Cú_ Mara

Ayee congrats and happy birthday!

Damon Null

And the people rejoiced. Yaaaaaay

E.M Gunnarsson

NAAAAAAAAATS INGOOOONYAMAAAAAAAAAA SOMETHING SOMETHIIIIING SOMETHIIIIING I DON'T REMEMBER THE LYRIIIIIIIIICS Congratulations, oh glorious overnerd. May everything go smoothly and your sleep be relatively plentiful.