EXCLUSIVE Creepypasta Storytime Preview, Christmas.exe, and a little update (Patreon)

Hello everyone, happy week of Christmas or whatever you celebrate, Sunday ^_^ <3 I hope everyone is doing well and safe, I've had the Christmas flu myself, tummy feels icky for lack of good words, but we'll get past this xD.

Anyway, the video this week will either be the cancelled Castlevania games Gaming Mysteries, or the Christmas.exe story I wrote, I'm getting cold feet, during the winter :3, and also I feel like I've been doing too many stories and don't want to overkill it, we'll see what direction I go with this, I'm sorry I haven't been streaming as much as I'd like too recently also, upset stomach, tis the season, but despite all my faults, thank you all for being here for another Christmas, I love you all, and here's a preview of sorts to something I will totally record eventually just not sure when at the moment :3.


CHR1STMAS.EXE: THE FINAL FEATURING TYPO'S AND COMMA'S

Welcome back to a very holly jolly creepypasta storytime, and this season we have someting special. You see, one time in a video I mentioned how easy it is to write these terrible stories, and somenoe left a comment saying that it's not as easy as reading it, well, I'm calling your bluff and doing both, welcome to hell, merry christmas, .exe, a Yuriofwind production.

I, was the biggest fan of Christmas, everyone around town called me the king of Christmas, they would hold parades in my honor, of being the expert master of Christmas, but the burden of the title was too much, resulting in me ditching town, and starting a new life somewhere else, somewehere quiet, little did I know though, there's no escaping your past.

I arrived in a quiet moutain town called New York City, the streets made of gold and littered with garbage.I knew this would be the perfect place to embrace my new life, and leave that holly jolly past  behind me, I settled into a nice apartment and began indulging in my secret intrest, Kamen Rider.

Bugish people fighting evil, frankly I couldn't get enough of it, things were going great, until I noticed one of the writers for the new season of a currently unnamed season of Kamen Rider, they were named, Tom Kun. I had known a tom in the past, weird bastard, just ran around screaming about how great sonic was and how he was best friends with some kyle guy, but that only got him a restraining order, and so, while trapped iniside his house in order to communicate with the outside world, Tom would write stories in notepad, and put them on the internet. None of them were good, and rumor had it he was a sick fuck, who hated Christmas, knowing I was in the same town with him was one of the reasons I had to leave, but surely this writer for the new season of Rider couldn't be Tom, because, I chuckled out loud, fuck that guy.

I went to sleep, and the following night on Saturday I watched the first episode of the new season, which was simply called Kamen Rider .exe, I coudln't help but shudder in horror,, they hired this hack I thought, but no, I reassured myself, after all he could barely speak english let alone Japanese, maybe the show will be good.

It opened in a forest, full of fruit, but while the camera was panning suddenly a blue blur flashed by the screen, I was pretty scared by this, as blurry things scare me, yet, I knew I had to keep watching Kamen Rider, cause I gotta see ow the belt works this year, even though if were'e being realistic I'll get it regardless. 

Suddenly, a cut to the city, where it almost had an early heisei vibe, the dark blue blur appeared again, moving in a circle so fast all I could see was his two eyes, his red, hyper realistically, bloody, red, blood bloody red scary spooky hyper real reallistic red bloody eyes blood. He outstresched both hands, and suddenly, sonic plushies flew out in all directions, attacking the defensless citizens, on one hand it was really dumb, on the other, those plushies sure are scary, then, sonic looked like he was looking at me, and he said, there's no use, you can't escape, I'm talking through a tv, I was horrified and smashed the tv with a bat, there, that'll show you plushies monster, I'm going to bed.

And so I did, but I never expected what I would see when I awoke. On my walk to work at the work factory of being great at stuff and being a neruotic fuck, where I was vice president, and everyone thought I was super cool, ,especially my girlfriend from canada, who won't be in this story but she's totally real, I figured I'd get a drink on the way to work, so I went to gas station, where soda lives, to go pick one up, but I was stopped at the door by a tall blue fellow with a sonic plushie taped to his head, he pointed to a sign, no shirt, no shoes, no sonic plushes, no service,  I was offended, and forgot my shoes, but why on earth would I need a sonic plushie to buy a soda, I tried to explain that I just wanted a drink, but the man grew very angry and spin dashed me out of the door way, I was offended yet again, and bleeding internally, sad and rejected, I just headed to work.

While typing up the official work report of working and stuff, I figured during my downtime I would use office hours to watch Kamen Rider at work, I never did finish that first episode cause the TV smashing thing, so I figured I'd finish it up, last thing I need is another backlog, and so I watched, and waited for when the attractive japanese male would arrive on the scene, say henshin and engage in an anime like fight with over the top action, when he appeared, my exicement was at all time high, when suddenly he was shot, falling to the ground, bleeding out, I thought, wow, the cg is great this season, suddenly though, the would be bullet, stood up, it wasn't a bullet at all, it was a sonic plushie, who looked right at the camera, and smiled the most evil smile, I mean it's mouth couldn't move cause plushie but I was terrified. The feed went to static, and I sat there in shock, 

All I had wanted this year for christmas was some good ole fashioned Kamen Rider action, but this, this was terrible, it was sad, it was,  the worst knock off episode of Law and order I'd ever seen, that's when I knew, my greatest fears had come true, Tom, had gotten a writing job on the show, clearly this was a season headed by the person who did Ghost and Saber. And being such a lrage fan of the series, almost as much as Christmas, I couldn't stand for this, I had to save my favorite show, and so I went to ask my boss for time off to go to Japan to break into Toei studies and fix the series, a simple plan, or, at least, I hoped it would be. 

As I entered my bosses office, something seemed ammiss, the walls were filled top to bottom with phrases that you would find out the 90's or something, Sega does what Nintendon't? We have blash processing and it's totally not made up, oh god, please buy the 32X, it all seemed like crazy talk, I uttered my bosses name, Um, Sanshiro sir? The chair spun around and I was in horrror and sock, and scared scary spookies, it as a well dressed individual, in a black suit, white gloves, and a giant fucking head, jesus it's Sonic the Hedgehog!? Nani, I said allowed, wheres the boss, and wy are you here.

He stared me down, with eyes that were giant, real eyes that looked at me in a hyper way, almost hyperrealistic, not quite, but they were big fucking eyes I'll give them that, his mouth opened, and uttered the words, what do you think you're doing here, you pleb, don't you pleb me, I don't have to take that from a character who's quality ranges from amzing to complete garbage with zero inbetween! 

He extended his hand, engulfing me in darkness, I was scared, I didn't have my safety blanket, or even a nightlight, suddenly I awoke, only it wasnt my place of work at the work factory, it was Kamen Rider world, which is comprised of the couple of locations that Toei really ilkes to film at, after reainacting some scenes from different seasons for about 2 hours, I knew I had to escape, but how, the sky turned dark, as dread seemingly engulfed me entirely, behind me in a cold tone, I Heard the phrase, Henshin, it was not someone attractive, but instead sonic who donned the role of Kamen Rider.exe, with an army of plushies that you can only buy via premium bandai, he stared me down.

So, he said, you claim you're the master of Christmas, you thought you could escape me, leave me in the past, but here I am, and now I'll end you once and for all, that's when it occured to me, this wasn't sonic, he's not real, it was clearly Tom, who had fused with the spirit of Sonic and became a Kamen Rider, which is real.

I knew my fate was sealed, there was no way I could fight back, I mean I'm main character, but bandai won't mak eme a kamen rider, I began to accept my fate when suddenly, I heard "mateo" and at the speed of light, he appeared, holding a giant sega saturn on his back, I'd recognize him anywhere, my boss, Segata Sanshiro.

The two stared each other down, Tom Sonic scoffed, old man, do you really think you can defeat me, god of creepypasta, easily offended furry individual, don't even try or I'll bitch about you on th einternet, don't make me do it, Sanshiro.

Sanshiro placed the saturn on the ground, with a blank expression, and sudenly unleased a flurry of attacks that tom coundn't see coming, every move Tom tried, it was countered, Tom, growing frusted at his own mediocrity unleased a despreate attack, he hired someone to shoot a missle and destroy sega head quarters, but Sanshiro, being super human, and almost fictional, stopped the rocket with his bare hands, he managed to change it's course into space, sving us all, but at the cost of is own life. We all mourned him, he may not have gotten many people to buy a Saturun, but he was my boss, and also the first Kamen Rider, I didn't know how I would move on with life going forward, christmas was ruined. 

Soon after that, Tom was arrested, he only had the one missle so he was actually defeated pretty easily, which gave me some relief, but ater this tradgedy I just couldn't wait for the holiday season to be over, after all, it would never be the same ever again.

December 25th came along, a sadness still weighing down my heart, when suddenly we got an unexpected guest, it was Santa Clause, the children were very excited, not sure why their here, but still Santa Clause, that's pretty neat, I walked up to ole saint nick, about to wish for the only thing I wanted this year, when Santa pulled off his face to reveal that he was actually segata sanshiro, over the next few hours he would walk the streets, telling people to buy a sega saturn and attacking them without mercy. 

After e made the rounds he sat down with me and said, you can't escape Christmas, whether you're the m aster of it, or some normie, because at the end of the day Christmas   exsists within your heart, and there's no throwing that away, no go, be the master of christmas. I beamed, and left to enjoy the day.

10 minutes after leaving the house I fell into a pit Tom had dug and was surrounded by sonic plushies, but with the power of christmas it didn't even bother me, sure the fall hurt, and one of the plushuies stabbed me while I wasn't looking ,but other than that, it was the bestest christams ever. And I hope this is the bestest christmas you ever have also, this has been a terrible idea on my part, thank you for watching.