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I'm real sore about cutting this comment, so please enjoy!

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How to Make Verizon Ad-Friendly

In this deleted scene, we see how much longer that first step would have been if I hadn't cut this!

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Rathion

My dollar per month could be going to feed kids in Africa

Gaw

are u big money salvia

@thiccrat_

you could also never purchase alcohol again. thats a real money saver! especially with tipping culture!

Everfalling

Why did you cut it? Didn't flow with the rest of the videos?

commentiquette

Just made the whole thing too long, with reading the comments and then leaving the comment. I didn't realize Step One would be half the video!

Timon Timoteus

proper internet comment etiquette saves more lives in africa

@thiccrat_

for some reason watching these videos and having you as my favourite youtuber, even though i love phan with all my heart, makes sense and probably relates to my incredibly fucked up life. ive actually been homeless twice, but the sweatiest and filthiest by far i've ever been was in the hospital, where i didn't bathe for a month. so i could say you remind me of a mental patient.

Daniel

This is the best $1 I have ever spent, thanks Salvia for this. Now if you can give an update on KS about that haircut and wine that would be great.

Kaysauce

Dear Erik, Hi, it's Verizon. Sup. We already know what you jerk it to on Flickr, because we own it. 70+ GILFs shoving lamps up their cooters, then birthing them out while shitting into a sink. Pretty specific, but we've got you covered. As for selling your browsing data to WSJ, we don't need them. We already own Yahoo News, The Huffington Post, Tech Crunch, and Engadget. I have twelve different unpaid interns putting your whole zone on blast right now. Enjoy the phone AIDS! Papa Checkmark, over and out.