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Considering this video got demonetized within seconds of going live, it's made me realize just how important Patreon is going to be for the future of my teachings. I'd like to wholeheartedly apologize for not giving you folks enough exclusive content, and I plan on fixing that immediately. This website has become the lifeblood of my little lessons. 

I have two more to finish for this month, and I'll be making one of them only available to you all here. And if anybody asks you for a link, please make sure they give you a handjob for it. 

Grateful Money over and out, couldn't do it without you extracurricular ass golden students.

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Your Guide to the End Of the World"

In today's lesson, we learn how doomed we all are! "Big Money Salvia Theme" by Hot Dad http://www.youtube.com/Dotflist Gentleman Erik Intro Pic by http://www.twitter.com/SentientPizzaB http://www.salviaerik.com http://www.patreon.com/commentiquette http://www.twitter.com/commentiquette https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetCommentEtiq/

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Tom Williams

Bouncing on my boy's D in excitement for some exclusive content!

commentiquette

Patreon exclusive is called "Kidz Korner" just so you know I'm not blowing smoke up your asses. I'm wearing a spinny hat beany in it.

Sigve Hagesæter

One of your best ones yet. Btw did you return that blow up doll? I have a friend that's interested.

Kris Slevens

Oh hell yeah, I can't wait for this to drop.

Tyler AKA Giggs

You're one of my favorite content creators Erik! I can't wait for your exclusives, keep up the great work!

Oliver

Hey, the video I heard of in the H3 Podcast? Looking forward to it 🐙🐙🐙

Peter Coffin

Exclusives aren't even important IMO. Have money, make content.

Al

Where them dick songs at?

sally cohen

Erik, I think I'll miss you most of all.

Michi

This video made me ovulate instantly in preparation for the non stop breeding i'll need to do when all the white people are decimated by the climate change asteroid that the gays created in Florida.

@thiccrat_

that's capitalism, baby! shake that flabby white ass while i fling one dollar in your face. and with canadian currency, you'll be getting coins. i might land a coin straight in between the old cheeks. i call it "The PiggyBank."

@thiccrat_

the english captions for this are funny. thanks, whoever memed their way through that one.

sentient Pizza BOX

You can stay at my place if you're broke. You just have to share the couch with the Baroness von Itchy IV; the dog I made out of my old toe nail clippings.

Samantha P

We're still waiting on the $420 goal videos! Please? :3

Scott Challis

Greetings and salutations, good sir. While I understand why the jump cuts were necessary to cut out rifling through bags and opening blah blah blah listen you pineapple cuck, I don't bounce on my boys mortgage payments paying you so you can edit your sad life out of these lessons. Do it again and the only thing being jumped and cut will be you!

Christine

Have you considered drinking wine and getting a haircut? I heard some guy made big money doing that

Ty

Bulleit orange, always a "go to." How do you feel about Blanton's?

Chris Ray

Oooh, the things I've seen! I've gone walkabout, all the way to Vorago Solitude! I've seen an enormous giant billabong -- a giant empty billabong with bright purple light shooting out of it, and I heard the deafening silent prayers of an ancient people ringing out from the depths of it! I camped by it, and I sang as I watched as my billy boiled. Then up leapt a jumbuck! I grabbed him with glee, and shoved it in my tuckerbag. But then I returned from the distant land, and I went, and lost it camped not far from here. Blasted kraggons attacked me! Go find it, Peepot. Then you'll know I speaketh the truth. Check yer ECHO. I'm plum tuckered out. Reckon I might die now.

@thiccrat_

haha i feel like im checking up on an alcoholic uncle by returning here "just in case." but maybe he really does have depression or something in which case same and try not to stay in bed all day. ngl getting out of bed before the sun rises gives me an unearned sense of accomplishment each and every time.

sentient Pizza BOX

Oh boy oh boy I sure have been enjoying all this extra patreon exclusive stuff....... fuckwitt.

Juno

Idk if you even read these but its been a while since your last vid and i just wanted to say love your stuff man and its really helping me come out of my shell and be more charismatic and just live life to the best quality, so wether your busy or just feeling down and cant put up a vid, youve got thousands of people who understand and love you baby boy <3

Tom Wright

This is almost as bad as the time I gave my dad a dollar and he went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back