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Here it is, the Snow White dwarf orgy you've been waiting for! Enjoy and lemme know what this video would be like if it were a plate of food.

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Thanks for the patronage everyone, now enjoy this dude with two dicks!

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JewishKierkegaard

Yes you have an exceedingly grand taste in pornography

Henrik Lynge Hovgaard

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Springday Autumnmoon

watching these uncensored served as a great reminder of how most porn disgusts me and why i mostly like softcore stuff

HunhowPrime

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Ludwig Schmidt

Ironic. I believe this may in fact be the first porn that I payed for O_O Congrats Eric.

Jeremy

Still waiting on more raps

Brady

Fucking finally. I had to watch a YIAY video while waiting. Can't wait till net neutrality gets dumped and you can just give the Lizard overlords 5.99$ a month for faster Patreon uploads. Thanks Eric! PS: Since we'll probably only get one more video this year (unless you need to buy grandma a new house) DO A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! I don't know what you could put in it, but you'll think of something. Your a smart guy :)

Ole Jørgen Enebakk

It makes me glad that Snow White porn will always serve as a bastion of acceptance and hope, a place where every man of short stature can be appreciated for simply being, regardless of their criminal record, drug abuse and sexual deviancy. Snow White's a timeless classic too, so this will probably generate jobs for another hundred years of merry orgies!

Ariel Violet

Looks like I picked the right time to start supporting you on Patreon!

Adam Rasmussen

Thank you, sir. Good to see you again.

lexi unicorn

i'm so going to have nightmares tonight about twisted disney stories. But i guess most of them are fucked up, i mean look at cinderella's prince who has the whole shoe/foot thing going on and let's not even go into little red riding hood. Maybe these fairytales explain why we are all so twisted up? Maybe it's true that Disney puts subliminal messages in his films and they own pornhub, so they have you for life= £££££. Stay Woke.

Steve D

I feel satisfied.

Cryptic_AB

I wanted to bust a fat nut to this but nothing gets me hard anymore unless it has at least 8 dwarves in it, 7 just doesn't cut it. Good thing you posted that orgy with Peter Dinklage, Warwick Davis, Linda Hunt, Danny Woodburn, Martin Klebba, Verne Troyer and the couple from the TLC reality show on NudeCelebsForFree.com (_)_)::::::::::::::::::::D [No nut] Just Kidding I can bust a nut to anything, please send help, im a dry and withered husk (_)_)---D

Timmy Tongus

Bounced on my boy’s dicks to this

EvaPeeva

This video is straight up bratwurst (dicks) on a bun (fannies) with fried onions (tasteless content)

spymcshack

So I don't really use Yelp cause they track cookies and the last person to track my cookies was my kindergarten teacher and she got sent to jail for murder. Anyways if this were a plate of food that I had to rate on yelp, I'd probably give it like 17/24 hoorays or whatever they use to rate things on Yelp. The titties on that one chick looked like some good old fashioned yukon potatoes and I'm a big fan of those so that gives it some good points, but that farting ass at the end reminded me of this nasty roast beef I once had. It actually turned out to be roast dog, but I can't really blame you for that so I don't really deduct any Yelp points for that. I only really deducted the points cause I didn't see a boy sandwich, and that's a 24/24 plate of food right there.

Jonas

"I bet there is a better version of this on Patreon" Goddamn right there is.

Andrew Cheney

Worth every penny, yo big money, when/where can i donate to your "Erik takes a Xanax and gets a buzz cut", i just got paid today, and i have $9.11 dollars with your name on it. or ill just donate so you can build a rocket ship

Soggy Blankets

Thank God it was only $9.11 you were gonna donate. Any more or less and that's something we'd have to risk the government investigating. All that being said though, I'd totally throw down my $9.11 towards another haircut if I could find the damn thing

Jerrett Swarr

Does anyone know where can I find a gender-swapped version of the snow white dwarf orgy and tips to improve my KD on Call of Duty six World War II 3 the third modern second world war of the future shadowy ops?

Ashit Pie

I gave this bearded man money to comment on porn videos. Money well spent i say

@thiccrat_

this video would be like my curried vegetables, because that's what i was eating when i watched this. i got sweaty because i was wearing a sweater and forgot to turn off my heat (oven). they weren't that hot, nor spicy. these sweaters are a lot to get used to. sned help.

Tomptonite

I'm sorry....I was the 70th like :(

Full Name

Worth every penny.

Patrick Ryan

well i decided to support you on patreon to see what a dick in a pie looked like and sure I got what I came for the episode is actually really hard to watch, happy you got patreon exclusives tho ;) hey lord of all that is big money how would you feel about me baking you a pie?

Jahloveipraise

Yo Erik, love your shit dude, you are a legend. I wanted to request a Fancy Man sweatshirt, I would love to grab one if you decide to put it up in the store. Thanks man, keep grinding anddddd (_)(_):::::::::::::D~~~~~ here’s a rocket ship

@thiccrat_

update: turns out i sweat no matter what i wear when im eating hot food. alright then...