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I sliced nearly 4 minutes out of today's video because I liked the pacing better without it, but that doesn't mean there aren't some important lessons to be had from this bastard child footage!

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The Cutting Room Floor of "People Freaking Out"

Couldn't find enough penises to make this one work!

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Gavin Hagfors

OK that chatroulette bit absolutely cracked me up.

Leftism Shark

What the fuck, Erik? This was even better than the actual lesson. Are you de-optimizing again?

commentiquette

We're all de-optimizing if you take a step back and think about it

Heather Cook

Can’t believe dude didn’t want to see Big Money’s poop chute.

ellie

i was scared there was gonna be a lot of uncensored dickage in this video

Anonymous

Wait, you're not 35? Jk. I have the opposite problem but being 32 and getting carded for R-rated movies on date nights isn't as flattering as some would think. Also, these extras are so good I feel like I should be paying you more. Too bad I'm broke bitch!

Anonymous

Oh how I missed chatroulette with eric, that's money well spent

itsame

Ok, I don't understand those Chatroulette wankers, the ones actually jacking off. There don't seem to be m/any women on Chatroulette, yet they persist and skip to the next chat partner when it's a dude. If you're a gay exhibitionist chatroulette works really well, but as a straight one? That's fruitless labour. Or maybe they *are* all gay and you're just not pretty enough for them :(

Jonas

Right? They have to be skipping for hours, and when they find a woman, she will skip.

Vesa Koivunen

Yeah but every once and again you'll hit Erik and that's when shit goes down.

Anonymous

I think most men know the whole "Surprise! Here's my wang!" deal is not an effective way to pick up women, so I'm gonna go with gay af. Those guys are probably looking for a buddy to share a quick wank with. If Erik doesn't want to get skipped he's gotta whip out his 2 guy and start beating it asap cuz they ain't looking for foreplay.

Grant Miller

Look at this 35-year-old mother fucker right here.

Martin Valiente

Maaaan, this shit is Vimeo, you don’t need to censor bouncing material

Reggie R. Reggieson

what a hypocrite, tells him he needs a colonoscopy but refuses to look at his asshole.

Theresa A.

But we're so glad he does. Because no.

Cat Farrell

I'm not a doctor but you can show me your asshole. I'll insert my hacked camera equipped dildo.

@thiccrat_

yeah, that was pretty good. if you had a PO box you could start mail videos and i could finally find someone to send that 33 cent bag of beads with free shipping from ebay to. just an idea.

Frank D'Urso

Anybody else notice the giant horse dick hanging out at 3:18?

Mickey Ann (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-03 04:00 holy shit im 33 and i got carded @ the theater too.. for Sorry to Bother You... i'm so old that the lady apologized when she got a look at my actual birthday. not sure ive ever seen two employees in a row being such hardasses abt the rules, maybe they were being watched that day. like right after that, concessions wouldnt sell me beer cuz my license was a little expired, which *i* hadn't realized. at least she wasn't making sure i was < fucking17
2018-08-27 16:04 holy shit im 33 and i got carded @ the theater too.. for Sorry to Bother You... i'm so old that the lady apologized when she got a look at my actual birthday. not sure ive ever seen two employees in a row being such hardasses abt the rules, maybe they were being watched that day. like right after that, concessions wouldnt sell me beer cuz my license was a little expired, which *i* hadn't realized. at least she wasn't making sure i was < fucking17

holy shit im 33 and i got carded @ the theater too.. for Sorry to Bother You... i'm so old that the lady apologized when she got a look at my actual birthday. not sure ive ever seen two employees in a row being such hardasses abt the rules, maybe they were being watched that day. like right after that, concessions wouldnt sell me beer cuz my license was a little expired, which *i* hadn't realized. at least she wasn't making sure i was < fucking17