Internet Comment Extracrediquette: “Brazilian Booty Scallop Recipe” (Patreon)

After a long session of booty dancing, you want to make sure you get yourself some healthy proteins to keep those booty muscles juiced up and ready for the next song! Today I'm making seared scallops, and while I may have slightly overcooked them, they were still a worthy dinner for a working booty boy like me. Enjoy, and post your favorite booty snacks below!