Internet Comment Etiquette: "Masks are for Losers" (Patreon)

Yo brah I'm not gonna lie, I dunno why all these bitches are complaining about masks and shit. Like just lemme buy my avocados, I got a lot of guac to make -- and you're lucky I don't need the bottle of mezcal you got in your cart because in another life I'd dive-bomb you through a display of heirloom tomatoes to get that shit for my spicy margs tonight. FUCK I wish I could hug my bros but this'll have to do. I love you all brah, please post your best dope ass positive energy in the comments below