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Hey guys, here's a much sexier Vimeo version of todays new lesson! I gotta say I popped a nut so big while making this that I've got scientists calling me up now to study me.

Patreon won't let me embed this for some reason, so follow the link below:

https://vimeo.com/161059556/03377de055

And here's the censored version that won't get you nearly as fired from your job, though still fired nonetheless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdmDzsK6LzI

Comments

Slippy Gary

First time seeing the uncensored version, and I completely forgot you were on vidchat with THE Martin Shkreli? How in the hell did you get him to let you on the chat?

Friedrich Schleiermacher

Finally a reason to watch gay porn on accident, finally an excuse my wife can believe and support. Thanks for making my first official patreon donation one that indirectly provided me with gay porn. Also, 1 soggy dollar in a jar waiting for you for not posting typing a comment "Bounced on my boy's dick". This video did make me want to date my daughter though. Thanks.

Bark Lee

I watched this and the censored one at the same time for the ultimate dick bouncing experience

sentient Pizza BOX

Well I was looking for something to keep me awake early today, so... yeah I guess this works.

Kyle Creasey

I love the end on this as well. Shkreli pretending to not give a fuck that he knows who you are.

Colin O'Briant

How do you keep getting in a chat room with Martin Shkreli? I wanna teach him some etiquette too.

jonas madsen

Im not the only one who straight up put the turbo tube in my hand for this one, right?

ZvS

I was shocked by the ill-manners of Shkreli; not welcoming in the least! He clearly needs to get slapped upside the head with the etiquettestick.

Samantha P

I mean, Shkreli is and jail now and Erik has a growing YouTube channel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ZvS

Let's count that as karmetiquette!

@thiccrat_

i'm like living for that one comment on the vimeo ^_^