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In today's fast-paced stressful world of depressing news headlines meant to elicit dread in all but the most apathetic reader, sometimes we have to appreciate when a headline can just make you laugh at the misfortune of others. That's why "Florida Man" is so special. Say what you will about the policies in place that allow unfettered access to Florida arrest records, but boy howdy does it lead to a good old time when you just need to kick back and be thankful you're not a raccoon. 

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Florida Man"

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Mahasu

fuck me that "when americans learn that fish live in schools" joke sent me xD

BreadIsNeat

This is the only place I can pay money to get videos an hour late <3 much love

Daniel Jack

anybody know where the hat is? come on boyz

Daniel Jack

im gonna go pose as Mark's wife so i can collect his hat from his possessions at the jail.

Sarah Alderdice

The second Mark was convicted, the hat evaporated into thin air. Then, somewhere in America, a man got a sudden urge to sell MMS to people as a miracle cure for back pain. There must always be a bleach king.

Kobadiah B Jenkins

Tod Clorox had sex with my sister when she got stuck in the dryer.

userprofilenamegoeshere

Subbed cuz you mentioned Christmas, I'm from there and people 10min away don't believe it's a real town. <3