Submit your "Quarantine Erik" predictions! [SERIOUS] (Patreon)

Hello my beautiful AP Etiquette students. I understand you’re all very busy studying right now for the next pop quiz of the week, but let me bend your ears for just a moment because I am in desperate need of your input. This Quarantine Erik guy with the beard and the hair, he’s going to be leaving us soon. But as we’ve seen over and over again in the Etiquesette, no haircut truly dies.

Quarantine Erik knows all that will happen in the next five years. He wants to know if you do too. For the next 8 days, if you send me a DM with a haircut ghost prediction, Quarantine Erik will record himself reading it. And then he will beam that footage into the future when that event happens so future Erik has to listen to it in the middle of a video. You can predict anything you want: celebrity deaths, global crises, maybe something nice for once; But if you happen to get it right, then you can claim the same glory that both Lady Hair Erik and Rotten Pineapple Erik have basked in for years. Be sure to note in your DM how you would like to be identified by Quarantine Erik, or he’ll just go by your username.

It would be very remiss of me not to state how important this is for the lifespan of Quarantine Erik. The more he has to say, the longer the wick of his candle. I hope that you shall put aside your studies and instead find a way to let this unkempt clown haunt us for the rest of eternity. Considering there are over two thousand of you, I can only imagine the tome of future’s history to be written from your collaborations. This is no joke, please DM me events for Quarantine Erik to predict. And hey, if you’re right, then Quarantine Erik lives on. And if you’re wrong, ehhh maybe I’ll still use it.

Consult the spirits, focus on the future, and send those DM’s through Patreon. In 8 days, Quarantine Erik takes his final bow with your guidance.

Sincerely,

Salvius Thanksforthemoneystacks