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I changed some of the goals and rewards for this Patreon so that I don't look like Obama promising you all this stuff and then doing nothing. So here's our first monthly wrap-up video! In the future I want these to be longer, with more deleted scenes, BTS stuff, and whatever the hell else I can cram into one giant video each month. 

Thoughts? Concerns? (_)_):::::::::::::::D?

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ICE Patreon: June 2016 Update

What do you guys think of this new format for Patreon exclusive content? Let me know in a carrier pigeon to my boy so he can read it for me while I power my home with kinetic energy from bouncing #GoGreen

Comments

Ludwig-Horn

daddy salvia do you like it when musical twinks moan into the pillow deeply or when they squeal high pitched? ps keep up the good work outing the 9/11 gooch licking bush administration aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cock art 8=======D~~~~~~,,.........__________ <- that is my jizz pooling on the floor

Kellan

Love the update, just came here to say I really like the channel and the way it has been heading, can't wait for more! Also when can I get my hands on a signed copy of "Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye"?

Nathaniel Isaak Michaels

Yo Prof. Salvia, congrats on reaching your Patreon goal! Your lessons make me giggle like a little schoolgirl. In fact, I am pretty sure I now have a Vagina now, because of you. So thanks, I guess........ But regardless in my uncertainty in the status of my genitalia, just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Ryan Wayne

fat bearded billy loomis from scream except sweat instead of blood

Can of Soup

Two videos in one day. Someone needs money. It's all good take mine. My one whole dollar. Love you Big Money, stay about the big money.

Bonnici

8==========D~~

Duffeknol

This video is hard to monetize and steal. Please keep making stuff that's easy laugh at and slap our logo over, thanks. Don't make us regret our investment.

Parker

did the nwo or mr. dice himself kidnap salvia and replace him with this obvious fake? the real salvia would never get his shit together like this fake fuck is doing. I hope the old guy is being held as a prisoner to write material for this new guy, or this show is about to go down the fucking shitter. fuck you, you fake-ass salvia-impersonating human-sized pile of garbage.

sentient Pizza BOX

Thoughts? I can't think of a way to say thank you for the extra content without sounding serious, or lame, and i didn't create this persona so I could keep on being the grown up i am forced to be while being G-man during the day. So....... sPB is pleased by your extra content. Keep producing said content or I will mail giant cardboard cut-outs of Chevy chase to your house.

jarek

Instead of promising all this stuff and doing nothing you decided to promise nothing and do nothing? Now, that's what I call intelectual honesty. On a different note, I hope you finally start doing meth for our money, can no longer watch how fat you are getting.

Chris P.

I can't believe YouTube actually sent you a play button for this

SnootyPoots

Please excuse the lack of creativity in this response, along with a lack of references to your previous videos and popular catch phrases. I just wanted to tell you that I dig your channel. When I look through my subscriptions and see a new video from you, I typically watch it before anything else, because I know I'm going to laugh. I'm honestly very tempted to add "smoke weed with Erik" to my bucket list. Take care, man.

Kafka

No Salvia, you can't recycle younow footage! It goes in the purple bin with human waste and used condoms. The recycling bin is only for plastic and paper.

Roland Shabanaj

Did I really pay 1 dollar to hear your sleazy ass having a hard time to breath. Good stuff.

hegel5000

I never really pledge on Patreon for rewards. I'm pledging $1 per episode because they are really fucking funny and are totally worth a dollar each. Not that I don't appreciate the extra content!

Johnathan Kirtland

I remember seeing a comment section where people said you could do wine reviews, and other goofy things like that. That would be funny. Behind the scenes is always cool. Revisiting comment sections where you left comments would be pretty awesome also. As long as it is something to make me feel like you arent just taking my $5 to the liquor store and buying box wine

@thiccrat_

still waiting for Box O Beer to take off

roseland

My dad started watching commentiquette too but if he knew I was giving you money he'd probably still forget my birthday every year