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Hey guys I'm drunk off some white wine at 3:40 AM and it really, just really makes me think about how much I appreciate you all. You guys are fucking awesome. From the live chats we've had, to the comments, to the messages you send me on this ridiculous subsciber-based website, I can't stop smiling every time I come here. Thank you all so god damn much for not only supporting me, but being original and funny as shit in how you do it. I just hope I can reciprocate. Luckily I've set the bar pretty low, so look forward to dick pics peace out one love the worlds your oyster

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Shawn Goff

I love you Erik. Move to Canada, blaze it legally july 2018 heeeeyawhhh #420 keepitreal :}

sentient Pizza BOX

Oh god... he's... He's.. HE'S OUT OF CHARACTER. When Erik gets drunk, he doesn't get emotional and drunk text. He goes out of character and drunk posts. I'm very interested in seeing what he thinks of this when he wakes up. Will it be all cool, or will there be some cringes. I eagerly await. Oh and, you're welcome, squire.

commentiquette

Sentient Pizza Box you've made some of the most beautiful Trump photoshops I've ever seen in my life. If anyone should be reading this post and thinking "he's talking about me!" -- it's you. Not just you, but definitely you.

sentient Pizza BOX

Followed you for years and years dude, but didn't start commenting until I created a persona where my horribly inappropriate comments couldn't lead back to me. So I beheaded myself. Oh and, you aint seen nothing yet. I'm gonna cook you up something real special just for that comment above that i'm SO looking forward to you regretting saying when you wake up. Screenied! Practice safe sex and eat your greens. Cheers.

Allison

Does this update come with an awkward Waffle House breakfast and limited eye contact?

Yjohan

Trump pizza pls

Geddy Lee

It's our pleasure, Erik aka big money Salvia aka Dick Suckerton Esq.

Kellan

We love you Big Money!

Eleni

amazing update, 10/10, the type of shit I'm here for

Duffeknol

Can't really do much with text content here. Post some more videos, funnyman. Our whopping 1$ investment better pay off.

Spurner Bison

i've always loved the lil wayne quote about how life is an oyster and he is going to fuck it until it comes sand or something

DrDelvan

You make me want to move to Mars (in a good way): it'd mean nearly a year of non-stop rocketship. Skål!

Matko

This guy remembers me the good ideas, thanks man!

Miles Hookey

Some of the funniest stuff ever on YouTube, and I can't thank you enough for making me spit out my morning coffee watching you every time. Definitely will be bouncing on my melted steel beam to you later :D

Normal Guy

Can you open a PO box so we can send you stuff?

Normal Guy

Perhaps, more wine....

Isabella Stoner

I really appreciate the work you do. You're doing the lords work salvia

Matko

But also the devil's work.