Bluebeam NordVPN Ad [Extra Alex Style] (Patreon)

If I told you this entire video was written around the ad, would you believe me? I guess not. After all it's not true. But the moment I realized I was going to do this entire thing with my real voice, I knew that I finally had a chance to create an ad that spoke to men like me. Real men. The kind of men who take supplements to keep a vice-grip on our manhood. I eat five hundred vitamin-D's a day and you should see how deftly I navigate the women around my workplace. I take so many supplements that they think I'm married, and they're rooting for me. Also take vitamin K with your vitamin D or you'll get boba in your bloodstream.