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The Patreon Podcast - Episode 130 - Wheels or Doors (Patreon)

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2022-03-10 13:19:10
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Adam Gaffney

I feel like you've stumbled onto a real philosophical question here where the answer isn't what's important, what matters is figuring out what the hell a "door" is. Also does a wheel of cheese count as a wheel? If it does then do cartwheels count? And if they do, what about the millions of packets of wheel shaped crisps? I've never heard of any door shaped crisps. EDIT: I see Rebecca got there before me, should've finished the Podcast before commenting.

Ethan Pender

Yeah this is what I needed today!

Brian

Think about a crusie ship. A shit ton of doors for cabins, and even more to stop flooding and shit. And you wouldn't want wheels on a ship because they'd roll all over the place

Placeholder Cyrus

Wheels are unbelievably clear, buy only if you definitions are at the EXACT limit of 100% reasonability

Ryan Murtagh

I thought this was a safe place to escape the wheels vs doors debate…

Richard

Wheels, obvs.

Samuel Miles

I refuse to go around my whole house, but my bedroom has 7 doors. Wheels I'm not sure. Mouse wheel, so at least one. I don't know technology but a ceiling fan must have a wheel in it surely? But I'm guessing doors win, at least in here.

elis one l

ended up discussing this extensively before discord went down and mercy killed the discussion. i ask you this: are tomatoes wheels?

Samuel Miles

Oh shit! My storage unit is on wheels, so that's another 4. There's probably loads of other hidden wheels in my room that I haven't thought of. Is this a new conspiracy?Big Wheel trying to get a piece of everyone's pie?

Nathan (Mixter_Chestnut)

best wheels are wagon wheels and I'm talking about the choclate marshmellow-y biscuits

Rosanna

I am begging you, please do this with Jon and Matt. Please.

Corey Hamat

I feel like this question would completely break Jon if it were brought up in the Podcats

Jack (Chat Cast) Bantock

Think of the amount of wheely chairs in office buildings with wheels, and all the Lego wheels and hot wheels with wheels. It's obviously wheels...sorry Dan EDIT: My engineering class is split into team wheels and team doors, there are only 2 door believers so take that!!

Georgina Ivey

Didn't you open those Disney blind bags that were doors? Do they count as they are basically just cardboard boxes with different openings? Wow I have been thinking about this for far too long...... On my own! Haha time to drag my sister into this! Team wheels btw sorry Rebecca

Georgina Ivey

Oh shit! Cars have loads of wheels! The steering wheel, 4 normal wheels, a spare and loads of little wheels in the engine.... Wait are pulleys wheels??? ARE BRAKE DISCS WHEELS?? OH shit what have you done!?!

Uniqetz

Literally just saw this on LADBible, who asked the question first?

Jack Draper

With the glove compartment I’d say it’s more lid than a door your also forgetting steering wheel on a car

Georgina Ivey

The question has broke into the sisters (I have 5) WhatsApp group 😆

Ice Trance

It’s black and blue. And fuck you for reminding me about this, I thought I was done with this question this morning. I’m going with wheels, cause even if you don’t count cogs (called ‘wheels’ in my language btw), they’re still literally everywhere in the sneakyest of places. I bet most doors have wheels somehow.

Karen N.

It's obviously wheels. Remember, most modern drawers operate on wheels along a hidden track. Also like, roller skates... when you get wheels, you often get a lot at once.

Arcade Cat

I’m gonna say wheels. I’m thinking about toy cars, conveyor belts have loads of wheels in them, skateboards, bicycles, trains, drawers slide out by function of wheels. There’s so many wheels in things. …Wait, PO Boxes are doors aren’t they? Oh but post offices have LOADS of conveyor belts in them for sorting mail. Oh god this is mind boggling. I still say wheels though.

MegaGamin073

It’s official. I can’t escape this question. Regardless, I’m totally team doors. I think people are being way too loose with their definition of wheels.

Sean

no one tell dan about the lego wheels

James Macleod

Horrifyingly enough, actual cows with doors exist, they're called fistulas and they're used in feeding studies.

DapperCyborg

Ferris wheel is a big wheel full of doors

Emil J

I have worked at a wheel factory and when I say our small warehouse had MILLIONS of wheels i mean it. There are surprisingly small wheels sold in the thousands. My mind is damaged by the sheer wheel volume. I subconsciously criticize wheels when awake and dream about them when asleep. #teamwheel

Tyler Kelley

Just have to say this since I know Rebecca reads these. John Green on TikTok just pointed out that drawers have wheels that allow them to slide in and out

Phosphorus

If you're having keyhole surgery do you temporarily count as a door?

AntiSocial - Gamer

Although I'm #TeamWheels what about backdoors to servers and advent calendar doors

Alan Hardman

This might actually be my favorite episode of this podcast.

Bradloid15

.....whats a lazy susan??

Bradloid15

also I am livid, Christ XD