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Step right up! Post yer contracts here! (Patreon)

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2020-04-05 19:32:39
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As I mentioned a few days ago, I'm asking for your PC contracts for me to have a go in a video in the next few days. So let's get them in!

if I get enough good contracts this time around, I'll probably make a couple of videos from these over the next week or so.


I've got another Hitman 2 video coming before this one though, so keep an eye out for that and I'll catch ye there. :)


Cheers lads,

- Mooney

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DK and Amy

When You Fall Asleep Under Water You Die Maldives ID: 1-26-6586118-45 Try this one with an empty loadout, or just take bullshit melee items like the muffins or maybe a bunch of explosives! Toxic Engineers Create Toxic Workplace Miami ID: 1-11-7243595-45 Hen Party Protection Prevention Miami ID: 1-11-5495946-45

Flo

I created these two a while ago, both take place on the Maldives. -Fitness Torments, ID 1-26-4308951-82 All targets are close-by to each other in a somewhat crowded area, so be creative to get SA. -No Cocktail for you, ID 1-26-9200451-82 Move from A to B along the map, pop some heads, snap some necks or do whatever you want to get rid of the targets. Have fun :)

Brett Zanders

Nothing from me, just letting ya know your a good coont! Cheers from New Zealand mate.

Beldingford

The Cronkite Clearance ID: 1-24-8374633-43 A wee fiber wire SO contract located in the bank. Can be done in SA and you don't need the Cronkite report.

Doug Snyder

Politician Assassination Redux I promise this one doesn’t have too many restrictions Map is Whittleton Creek 1-22-4595635-31

Extraordinaire Andy

Finally :) Been waiting since November to screw with your nerves: Firstly, a nice stroll on the beach: "Haven Havoc" 1-26-9836896-46 A three target, no restriction contract on the island. Enjoy the view! Secondly, a tight window, in a secret society: "Ghosts of the Past" 1-21-1595863-46 Another three target, no restrictions mission. An optional timer to keep you trying. Finally, the nerve cracker: "The Underground Congestion" 1-06-2717042-46 One target. Suit only (optional). Accident. No kills, no pacifications, no missed shots! Good luck!

Reuben Harley

Heres one for you! 1-22-5180038-34 In this one, you will be killing some copy-strikers! This one has some quite strict restrictions. Good luck!

apocalypsejohnson

This one is on Hokkaido and it comes with some interesting Kill Conditions (Hint: Freezer Guy) Silent Assassin, Suit Only is possible! "Drowning In Irony 2.0" ID: 1-10-6490760-90

FruitPuppy

You played one of my contracts a few years ago, "47vsMcgraw," I have made it not as easy this time. Hope you like it! "Koso's Revenge" 1-10-3836428-30 (also its SA/SO possible, on Hokkaido again :)

FruitPuppy
>>34844124

Been waiting since December for you to accept more contracts, are there any maps for future that you'd want contracts on specifically?

MrFunreal

Am i too late? Well, in case i am not too late, here's my contract. "Comfortably Numb" 1-21-3185631-60

Beldingford
>>34802615

The last contract is a good one and not too challenging at all, couldn't figure out the second one though lol.

Extraordinaire Andy

Hey guys, in honor of BigMooney's first "Kill everyone challenge", made in Paris, 4 years ago, I've made an 'anniversary contract series' with an actual (wanna be) story. The focus of them all is around the 'psychopath meat cleaver' that he uses in that Paris massacre. All contracts are SASO possible, but some are very nerve racking to do so (which is why I am a bit late posting this). Recommend just SA runs. Part I: "I mean, not me…" (1-05-8408402-46) Part II: "...the meat cleaver." (1-02-5038710-46) Part III: "The meat cleaver’s a fucking psychopath." (1-16-5246014-46) Epilogue: "It’s just taking every cunt’s life." (1-20-0838294-46) The story is detailed in the descriptions and there's a neat little 'Easter egg' in the last contract. Hopefully these are both enjoyable and challenging. I'll repost these in the next request for contracts, should 'the man' miss them. PS: if I could, I would've made a contract on Hokkaido's infected version, to kill everyone with the cleaver, but it's not possible.

Jordy

New patron here, I just had the idea for a contract on a map that I'm unfamiliar with. It's probably possible to do this SA, but given the fact that it involves killing people with a broadsword...would you really want to? Name: There can be only ONE! ID: 1-16-4754787-76

C. Turk

Even though it’s been a while since you asked for contracts, here is mine. It’s pretty easy to be honest, and there are no restrictions. This is more a way to work out some anger you had toward an NPC who would not move in Bangkok. Anyway I hope it’s at least a little fun for you. Contract ID: 1-16-4730092-12, contract name: Catharsis.

bscar

Just a wee simple one. Snipeienza Sapienza level sniper contract 1-03-1897803-15 5 targets, 1 exit

Evan Shrier

I have been a long time fan of the channel, since the Hitman 2016 days, so I was wondering if you could play my contract, Poisonous Vengeance. It is based on a secret challenge I found on Haven Island, and is very long winded and needs to be well timed. However, it is perfectly silent assasinable. (I just didn’t have the patience to do it)If you don’t want to read the whole briefing, however, just know that it is intended to be all poison eliminations. Contract Name: Poisonous Vengeance Contract Creator: AntherXx Contract ID: 1-26-7134152-86 If you beat my score without using Instinct, your schlong grows 69 inches. (If anybody in the community wants to play, go ahead.)

bscar
>>36649661

How? How can the 3 other people that have tried my contract have scored less than me? One guy even managed to get a 0 score. This isn't that difficult.

Jeremy Hire

I've got one for you. Hopefully it's not too easy. Whittleton Creek 1-22-9205878-14 SA/SO possible

apocalypsejohnson

This one is on Hokkaido and it comes with some interesting Kill Conditions (Hint: Freezer Guy) Silent Assassin, Suit Only is possible! "Drowning In Irony 2.0" ID: 1-10-6490760-90

Henrystickman

mine is very hard i would, you gotta try it: 106720394416 EDIT: SA possible

David Williams

I have a contract for you. 127944164847. It's not that HARD, but it can be done very, very fast. I created it on PS4, and it was kindly ported to PC by Mendietinha, one of the best Hitman players in the world. Even though it is my first contract, I'm happy to say that it has been played by a ton of people, including some top players. Silent Assassin is definitely possible, although tricky. One note: If a guard falls off a platform on their own, such as after you KO or sedate them, it does NOT count as a Fall Accident. I don't have any idea why not, but that's the way it is. It does count if you push them, or dump/eliminate them. That's the only way to get 5-star Silent Assassin so I thought I'd forewarn you.