Story Poll - November 2025 (Patreon)

Happy Halloween, everyone! Sorry I can't give you any candy, but here's another treat to make up for it: a story poll! What do you guys want me to write this month?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Mystic Eyes of Ceramification (Art TF, Fate)

The Grail War’s over, and with no more battles left to fight, Rider’s found a new use for her Mystic Eyes of Petrification: pottery! That’s right, if she uses them just right, she can turn living creatures into clay as well as stone! The raw material seems to have a big influence on the finished product though… Maybe she needs to do some more experimentation…

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The Magic Cauldron™ Chemical Spill: One Year On (Various TFs)

Hello, and welcome to Muggle News. It's been a year now since a ruptured tank at Magic Cauldron Chemicals™ resulted in a cloud of volatile transformation gas being unleashed on the innocent city of Frogsville. Today, we'll be checking in with various victims of the disaster to see how they're adapting to life in their new forms.

Starting with James Jameson, 25, who is currently a chair. So, James, how are you feeling about your new life as a piece of furniture?

…That’s alright, take your time. We know it must be hard to talk about.

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Super Catgirl Kart! (Carting-related TFs)

Self-explanatory.

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PLSR Island (Donkeygirl TF, Ass Expansion, Futanari, RWBY)

Glynda Goodwitch has given RWBY and JNPR a new mission: to infiltrate a mysterious island with ties to the White Fang. Something is clearly up with the place, but it’s difficult to tell what: everyone there seems happy to spend their days drinking and gambling, without a care in the world. They don’t even charge you for beer! What kind of business model is that?! 

There’s clearly something wrong with Pleasure Island. 

Also, for some reason, it feels like Penny should be there too…

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Charlotte and the Sextoy Factory (Sextoy TF)

Charlotte couldn’t be more overjoyed! She’s won a golden ticket, and with it: the chance to visit Dildonics, the world’s most famous sextoy manufacturer! Their automated factories produce the best sexdolls, vibrators, and, of course, dildos in the entire world! And she and a group of four other lucky women are going to get to see behind the curtain! 

Gosh, she hopes nothing goes wrong while they’re there. That’d just be terrible. 

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Random Play Realities (Inanimate TF, ZZZ)

It’s really hard to run a video store. A fact that proxy twins Belle and Wise have learnt all too well over the last few months. The worst part is paying for supplies–it seems like half their income goes towards rebristling brooms and buying toilet paper!

Fortunately, the strange device they just pulled out of a Hollow promises to fix that. All it takes is a push of a button, and they can make anything they need! 

Now if only it could solve the fact their customers keep disappearing… 

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RWBY’s BWTY Punishment (Absorption, Inanimate TF, RWBY)

Glynda Goodwitch has gotten pretty sick of that troublesome Team RWBY. Starting food fights, playing pranks, and generally acting like they’re the main protagonists or something! Hmmphf! Well, if they’re so insistent on making asses of themselves, she’ll give them a spanking they’ll remember! By turning them into the butts of four carefully-selected volunteers for the whole of the next semester! 

(Yes, she’s allowed to do that. No, it isn’t illegal.)

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Brought Down to Bi (TG, Hypnosis, Stepfordization)

You know what’s worse than having an evil nemesis? Having an evil nemesis who’s gaaaaay for you. 

Especially when you’re, like, so straight you’re not even a little tempted (not a little). Besides, this bitch is crazy. She’s got this magic raygun, and she’s zapped all her former nemeses into her loyal bimbo wives! That’s not a healthy relationship dynamic! 

It’s okay though, ‘cos she’s not fighting her nemesis alone: she’s got her BF with her. He’ll prove she’s straight! And he can protect her! He’s so brave! He’ll jump in front of anything to save her.

W-w-wait! No, not that! That’s the bimbo ray! That’s the bimbo raaaaaaaay!

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PAWS (Mass Pooltoy TF)

It’s a beautiful day at the beach. The sun is shining, the seagulls have just stolen a fresh batch of chips, and there’s zero shortage of attractive men and/or women.

Only, what’s that shape in the water? Are those cat’s ears? Hey, where did that guy go? And where did the pooltoy come from? 

…And what’s with that scary music?

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Dust to Dust (Butt-Shaped Dustbag TF, Futanari)

Beverly’s parents are out of town, and you know what that means: time to invite everyone she knows to the best party any technically-not-a-teenager-anymore has ever thrown!

Huh? What’s up with the weird roomba thing? Oh, her parents just bought it. It’s supposed to churn everything it sucks up into dust, which is neat, but the dustbags totally look like giant butts–it’s super-weird, lol! Anyway, just ignore it. 

What happens if it sucks up a person? Lmao, you’re crazy. That’ll never happen!

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SUCC PLNT (Succ Plant TF, RWBY)

Yang’s gooning’s been getting out of control lately, especially since she learned about succplants. If only there were some way she could experience it herself… Oh, never fear, Yang–all it takes is some Plot Dust and a little help from your teammates~.

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Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.

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Choose-Your-Own-Escape: Factory (Various TFs, CYOA)

Oh no! You’ve been kidnapped by the Bakeneko and sent to one of their awful factories. Fortunately, you managed to slip off the conveyor before they could turn you into their latest brand of sweatpants. Now you just need to get past all the guards and the traps and the comically-convenient pratfall opportunities and escape! 

…How hard can it be? 

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body and bearing his child herself!

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Repairs Gone Wrong (Various Inanimate TFs, Star Rail)

The Astral Express crew have just finished exploring the drifting wreck of a damaged starliner. Sadly, there weren’t any survivors aboard–only a strangely high number of random inanimate objects–but they did find this cool new repair droid. No one will mind if they take it, right? It’s not like there’s anyone left to mind, after all. Besides, it’s not like it can cause them any trouble. After all, it’s just a harmless repair bot…

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Royal Regalia (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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Wheel of Fates 2 (Various TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Various Series)

Welcome back to Wheel of Fates, nya! Nyou’re just in time for another round of transformative fun as we spin the wheel and see what our contestants become! Where will it land this time? Clothing? Food? Sextoys? There’s only one way to find out, nya, and that’s to Spin! The! Wheeeeel!

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Elastic Earth (Mass Pooltoy TF, Inflation, Rubberization, Inanimate TF)

Fuwa has been a living pooltoy for a looooong time now. Long enough for her to barely remember she used to be human. And, frankly, she doesn’t care anymore. Being a human sucked–being a living pooltoy is amazing. She just wishes she could show other people how amazing it is…

Well, fortunately, with the help of the Bakeneko technology she’s stolen, she can. All she needs is an innocent, undefended planet, and she can show everyone on it just how fun it is to float around on the water~.

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Da Vinci's Deviant Device (Sextoy TF, Fate)

In an attempt to solve Chaldea’s monetary woes, Leonardo da Vinci designs a device to convert magical energy into matter. How wonderful! …Except, aren’t Servants made of magical energy too? And why do Chaldea’s employees need so many sextoys?!

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Princess Confectionary (Food TF, Princess Connect)

A new café’s just opened in Landosol, and the confectionary on offer is simply magical. Kasumi and Shiori, investigating a spate of disappearances, can’t help but be sidetracked from their mission. 

But wait! What if it’s no coincidence that as soon as the café appeared, people started disappearing? After all, they were all in the area at the time too. Maybe all those sweets are so delicious for a reason…

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Astral Express Redecoration (Furniture TF, Honkai Star Rail)

Stelle’s room on the Astral Express has been looking a little bare lately, but how can she afford to decorate it? Well, this curio that turns women into furniture might come in handy… ‘Hey, March, get in here! Incidentally, do you prefer chairs or tables?’ 

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Invasive Ensemble (Clothing TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma)

Viscountess Panchira’s been under house arrest, and it’s left her a little stir-crazy. To clear her mind, she visits an alternate Earth, where she finds an especially interesting group of girls to turn into her new outfit.

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Hololive Auction 2 (Sextoy TF, Hololive)

Once again, the idols of Hololive find their chats subject to an inscrutable menace. What’s this strange person doing, trying to run an auction?! And why are people playing along, bidding on… on sextoys?! What the fuck?! Why aren’t their mods doing anything?

…And what’s going to happen when the Auction closes?