Story Poll - December 2025 (Patreon)

Hey, everyone! I hope you had a great Thanksgiving! (We don't really celebrate it here, unfortunately -- if we want to argue with our extended family, we just visit their house and throw a brick through the window.)

...Anyway, it's time for another poll! Here are your options: (Remember, you can pick more than one!)

Astral Express Redecoration (Furniture TF, Honkai Star Rail)

Stelle’s room on the Astral Express has been looking a little bare lately, but how can she afford to decorate it? Well, this curio that turns women into furniture might come in handy… ‘Hey, March, get in here! Incidentally, do you prefer chairs or tables?’ 

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Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.

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Choose-Your-Own-Escape: Factory (Various TFs, CYOA)

Oh no! You’ve been kidnapped by the Bakeneko and sent to one of their awful factories. Fortunately, you managed to slip off the conveyor before they could turn you into their latest brand of sweatpants. Now you just need to get past all the guards and the traps and the comically-convenient pratfall opportunities and escape! 

…How hard can it be? 

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Elastic Earth (Mass Pooltoy TF, Inflation, Rubberization, Inanimate TF)

Fuwa has been a living pooltoy for a looooong time now. Long enough for her to barely remember she used to be human. And, frankly, she doesn’t care anymore. Being a human sucked–being a living pooltoy is amazing. She just wishes she could show other people how amazing it is…

Well, fortunately, with the help of the Bakeneko technology she’s stolen, she can. All she needs is an innocent, undefended planet, and she can show everyone on it just how fun it is to float around on the water~.

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HoloAuction 2 (Sextoy TF, Hololive)

Everyone’s favorite mystery chat member has returned: the Auctioneer, here to open the bidding on a whole new round of super-high quality, lifelike sextoys! The only question is: which of your favorite vtubers will be on the auction block this time? …And how much will people be willing to pay for them?

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Invasive Ensemble (Clothing TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma)

Viscountess Panchira’s been under house arrest, and it’s left her a little stir-crazy. To clear her mind, she visits an alternate Earth, where she finds an especially interesting group of girls to turn into her new outfit.

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Phantom Stars of Porn (Hypnosis, Pornography TF, Persona)

The Phantom Thieves of Hearts have a new target: a famous director who’s been coercing actresses into sex in return for a role in his movies. But no sooner have they arrived in his palace than the girls find themselves separated from the boys… and forced into the starring roles of a film that’s way more pornographic than advertised. 

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body and bearing his child herself!

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Princess Confectionary (Food TF, Princess Connect)

A new café’s just opened in Landosol, and the confectionary on offer is simply magical. Kasumi and Shiori, investigating a spate of disappearances, can’t help but be sidetracked from their mission. 

But wait! What if it’s no coincidence that as soon as the café appeared, people started disappearing? After all, they were all in the area at the time too. Maybe all those sweets are so delicious for a reason…

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Royal Regalia (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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Russian Lingerie (Clothing TF, Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings In Russian)

Things go terribly wrong for Yuki when, after confiscating a strange book from a fellow student, she accidentally transforms herself and Alya into lingerie. Will they ever be able to return to normal, or are they doomed to be wrapped around another girl’s body forever? 

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School Furniture (Furniture TF, Blue Archive) 

Sensei’s latest initiative to improve the education system of Kivotos has turned up a strange item: a mysterious device with very little in the way of instructions. From what they can glean, it was created by a Millenium student as an automatic ‘refurnisher’, but exactly what this means, and why it has a power supply more suited to an aircraft carrier, remains unclear. They would ask the inventor, but unfortunately she’s gone missing: on the plus side, Sensei just found a new couch! One with really nice, plump cushions! 

What’s the mystery box’s real purpose? …And, um, why is it shaking?  

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Shinji's Skinsuits (Evangelion Girls to Skinsuits, Inanimate TF) 

Something strange seems to have happened to Shinji Ikari in the wake of the latest Angel attack. He just feels so cold… so naked… as if, no matter how many layers he wears, he’s standing there in the nude. He just wants to crawl up inside something nice and tight and warm and stay there forever. Is something wrong with him, or is he just imagining it? 

Also, is it just him, or is Asuka looking really cozy all of a sudden? 

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So I'm an Unaware Noblewoman's Clothes, So What? (So I'm a Spider, So What?, Inanimate TF) 

White’s acquired a new skill! (Yes, another!) This time, it’s a disguise skill designed to allow her and her allies to take the shape best suited for hiding in their vicinity: a tree for a forest, or a minotaur for a labyrinth, or a buxom maid for the tavern, for example. 

Unfortunately, she made the mistake of testing in a boutique, where she learned her new skill has one unfortunate limitation:

You can’t turn back if somebody is wearing you.

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SUCC PLNT (Succ Plant TF, RWBY)

Yang’s gooning’s been getting out of control lately, especially since she learned about succplants. If only there were some way she could experience it herself… Oh, never fear, Yang–all it takes is some Plot Dust and a little help from your teammates~.

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The Girls that Support You(r Boobs) (Oshi no Ko Clothing TF) 

Panchira’s been sketching out a new line of sexy lingerie, but before she can make them, she first has to find the right material. And what better to use than some idols? Like, say, Kana, Ruby, and Mem-cho…?

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Wheel of Fates 2 (Various TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Various Series)

Welcome back to Wheel of Fates, nya! Nyou’re just in time for another round of transformative fun as we spin the wheel and see what our contestants become! Where will it land this time? Clothing? Food? Sextoys? There’s only one way to find out, nya, and that’s to Spin! The! Wheeeeel!