Story Poll — January 2026 (Patreon)

Happy new year, everyone! To celebrate, here's something we totally weren't going to do anyway: a story poll!

This time, your options are: (Remember, you can vote for more than one!)

Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.

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Brought Down to Bi (TG, Hypnosis, Stepfordization)

You know what’s worse than having an evil nemesis? Having an evil nemesis who’s gaaaaay for you. 

Especially when you’re, like, so straight you’re not even a little tempted (not a little). Besides, this bitch is crazy. She’s got this magic raygun, and she’s zapped all her former nemeses into her loyal bimbo wives! That’s not a healthy relationship dynamic! 

It’s okay though, ‘cos she’s not fighting her nemesis alone: she’s got her BF with her. He’ll prove she’s straight! And he can protect her! He’s so brave! He’ll jump in front of anything to save her.

W-w-wait! No, not that! That’s the bimbo ray! That’s the bimbo raaaaaaaay!

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Charlotte and the Sextoy Factory (Sextoy TF)

Charlotte couldn’t be more overjoyed! She’s won a golden ticket, and with it: the chance to visit Dildonics, the world’s most famous sextoy manufacturer! Their automated factories produce the best sexdolls, vibrators, and, of course, dildos in the entire world! And she and a group of four other lucky women are going to get to see behind the curtain! 

Gosh, she hopes nothing goes wrong while they’re there. That’d just be terrible. 

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Elastic Earth (Mass Pooltoy TF, Inflation, Rubberization, Inanimate TF)

Fuwa has been a living pooltoy for a looooong time now. Long enough for her to barely remember she used to be human. And, frankly, she doesn’t care anymore. Being a human sucked–being a living pooltoy is amazing. She just wishes she could show other people how amazing it is…

Well, fortunately, with the help of the Bakeneko technology she’s stolen, she can. All she needs is an innocent, undefended planet, and she can show everyone on it just how fun it is to float around on the water~.

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Fern’s Least Favorite Spell (Horse TF, Freiren)

‘Oh, it won’t last for long.’ That’s what Mistress Freiren said: ‘It won’t last for long’. Fern should have known what those words meant coming from Mistress Freiren.

1 year. 1 year until the spell wears off. 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 

And they have to spend every single one of them as horses. 

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Hololive Auction 2 (Sextoy TF, Hololive)

Once again, the idols of Hololive find their chats subject to an inscrutable menace. What’s this strange person doing, trying to run an auction?! And why are people playing along, bidding on… on sextoys?! What the fuck?! Why aren’t their mods doing anything?

…And what’s going to happen when the Auction closes?

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The Magic Cauldron™ Chemical Spill: One Year On (Various TFs)

Hello, and welcome to Muggle News. It's been a year now since a ruptured tank at Magic Cauldron Chemicals™ resulted in a cloud of volatile transformation gas being unleashed on the innocent city of Frogsville. Today, we'll be checking in with various victims of the disaster to see how they're adapting to life in their new forms.

Starting with James Jameson, 25, who is currently a chair. So, James, how are you feeling about your new life as a piece of furniture?

…That’s alright, take your time. We know it must be hard to talk about.

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The Myriad Mergers of May Metamorphosis (Absorption/Body Part TF)

May Metamorphosis has a power, no prizes for guessing: she can turn into stuff. Animals. Objects. Even parts of other people. 

May Metamorphosis also has a fetish, and there are no prizes for guessing that either: that’s right, it’s turning into other people’s sexy parts. Especially her friends’.

May’s friends know she has a power, but they don’t know she has a fetish. And May doesn’t want them to know, because, I mean, can you imagine how embarrassing that would be? 

It does make it difficult to merge with them though. Fortunately, May has a long list of excuses…

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Mystic Eyes of Ceramification (Art TF, Fate)

The Grail War’s over, and with no more battles left to fight, Rider’s found a new use for her Mystic Eyes of Petrification: pottery! That’s right, if she uses them just right, she can turn living creatures into clay as well as stone! The raw material seems to have a big influence on the finished product though… Maybe she needs to do some more experimentation…

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Phantom Stars of Porn (Hypnosis, Pornography TF, Persona)

The Phantom Thieves of Hearts have a new target: a famous director who’s been coercing actresses into sex in return for a role in his movies. But no sooner have they arrived in his palace than the girls find themselves separated from the boys… and forced into the starring roles of a film that’s way more pornographic than advertised. 

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body and bearing his child herself!

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Repairs Gone Wrong (Various Inanimate TFs, Star Rail)

The Astral Express crew have just finished exploring the drifting wreck of a damaged starliner. Sadly, there weren’t any survivors aboard–only a strangely high number of random inanimate objects–but they did find this cool new repair droid. No one will mind if they take it, right? It’s not like there’s anyone left to mind, after all. Besides, it’s not like it can cause them any trouble. After all, it’s just a harmless repair bot…

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Revenge of the Nerd (Various TFs)

Eggbert Headbert has finally had enough! For years, his colleagues at Generic Government Science Lab Ltd. have made fun of his incredible intelligence, awesome bowtie, and not to mention his sick model train set. Sad, they called him! Sad! Well, he’ll show them who’s sad! By using the reality alteration engine (patent pending) he just invented to turn them all into his own perverted playthings! Ahahahahaha– What? No, mother, it’s for work, it’s– Mother! Mother, that’s not faaair! 

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Royal Regalia (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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Russian Lingerie (Clothing TF, Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings In Russian)

Things go terribly wrong for Yuki when, after confiscating a strange book from a fellow student, she accidentally transforms herself and Alya into lingerie. Will they ever be able to return to normal, or are they doomed to be wrapped around another girl’s body forever? 

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So I'm an Unaware Noblewoman's Clothes, So What? (So I'm a Spider, So What?, Inanimate TF) 

White’s acquired a new skill! (Yes, another!) This time, it’s a disguise skill designed to allow her and her allies to take the shape best suited for hiding in their vicinity: a tree for a forest, or a minotaur for a labyrinth, or a buxom maid for the tavern, for example. 

Unfortunately, she made the mistake of testing in a boutique, where she learned her new skill has one unfortunate limitation:

You can’t turn back if somebody is wearing you.

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Super Catgirl Kart! (Carting-related TFs)

Self-explanatory.

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Wheel of Fates 2 (Various TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Various Series)

Welcome back to Wheel of Fates, nya! Nyou’re just in time for another round of transformative fun as we spin the wheel and see what our contestants become! Where will it land this time? Clothing? Food? Sextoys? There’s only one way to find out, nya, and that’s to Spin! The! Wheeeeel!

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Witch Wars: Boobs vs. Butts (Absorption, Expansion)

Hourglass City is home to two different groups of witches: the Beaub Coven in the North, who draw their power from their busts, and the Butte Coven, down in the South, who store their magic in their… Well, you can probably guess. 

For as long as anyone can remember, the two covens have been butting heads. But when the Butte Coven’s deadliest assassin succeeds in sealing the Beaub’s chief in her rear, their cold war goes hot, and not just in a sexy way! 

Prepare for a bust-up to end all bust-ups… The Buttle of the Century… It’s…

Witch Wars: Boobs vs. Butts. 

Coming to a Patreon near you this January, maybe.