Story Poll — April 2026 (Patreon)

Hey, everyone! I'm back from vacation! To celebrate my return, it's time for another poll!

This time, your options are: (Remember, you can vote for more than one!)

Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.

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Charlotte and the Sextoy Factory (Sextoy TF)

Charlotte couldn’t be more overjoyed! She’s won a golden ticket, and with it: the chance to visit Dildonics, the world’s most famous sextoy manufacturer! Their automated factories produce the best sexdolls, vibrators, and, of course, dildos in the entire world! And she and a group of four other lucky women are going to get to see behind the curtain! 

Gosh, she hopes nothing goes wrong while they’re there. That’d just be terrible. 

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Freiren’s First-class Calamity (Various Inanimate TFs, Freiren)

It’s the First-class Mage Exam…! Freiren and Fern and everyone else and Ubel have to make their way to the bottom of the King’s Tomb and defeat the Spiegel making evil twins of everyone.

Only… instead of staying in the bottom of the ruins like they’d hoped, Freiren’s clone is doing something a little disturbing: it’s gone on a rampage, using a magic spell known only to the elf to turn the other competitors into decorations for the tomb. Worse, Freiren herself is the only one who knows how to dispel it.

Which wouldn’t be a problem, except she was the first one transformed.

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Mystic Eyes of Ceramification (Art TF, Fate)

The Grail War’s over, and with no more battles left to fight, Rider’s found a new use for her Mystic Eyes of Petrification: pottery! That’s right, if she uses them just right, she can turn living creatures into clay as well as stone! The raw material seems to have a big influence on the finished product though… Maybe she needs to do some more experimentation…

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One Frog All (Vore [Oral, Anal, Unbirth], Absorption, My Hero Academia)

Froppy’s awakened her Quirk: now it also gives her a frog’s powers of eating. So she can snatch up and swallow as many flies as she likes, and better yet, they all seem to go right to her curves.

Her definition of ‘flies’ might be a little broader than the average frog’s though.

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Oshi no Clothing (Clothing TF, Oshi no Ko)

Jessie is sick (sick!) of seeing so many idols! Idols like Kana and Memcho and that blonde bitch who’s totally fucking her brother. Coming into her country and sucking up all the attention! Attention more rightly deserved by her fashion lines! Well, no matter – it should be easy to deal with them. Especially with the help of her magical new loom!

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PLSR Island (Donkeygirl TF, Ass Expansion, Futanari, RWBY)

Glynda Goodwitch has given RWBY and JNPR a new mission: to infiltrate a mysterious island with ties to the White Fang. Something is clearly up with the place, but it’s difficult to tell what: everyone there seems happy to spend their days drinking and gambling, without a care in the world. They don’t even charge you for beer! What kind of business model is that?! 

There’s clearly something wrong with Pleasure Island. 

Also, for some reason, it feels like Penny should be there too…

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Futanari, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body, turning him into a busty, big-dicked futanari, and bearing his child herself!

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Princess Confectionary (Food TF, Princess Connect)

A new café’s just opened in Landosol, and the confectionary on offer is simply magical. Kasumi and Shiori, investigating a spate of disappearances, can’t help but be sidetracked from their mission. 

But wait! What if it’s no coincidence that as soon as the café appeared, people started disappearing? After all, they were all in the area at the time too. Maybe all those sweets are so delicious for a reason…

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Royal Regalia (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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RWBY’s BWTY Punishment (Absorption, Inanimate TF, RWBY)

Glynda Goodwitch has gotten pretty sick of that troublesome Team RWBY. Starting food fights, playing pranks, and generally acting like they’re the main protagonists or something! Hmmphf! Well, if they’re so insistent on making asses of themselves, she’ll give them a spanking they’ll remember! By turning them into the butts of four carefully-selected volunteers for the whole of the next semester! 

(Yes, she’s allowed to do that. No, it isn’t illegal.)

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So I'm an Unaware Noblewoman's Clothes, So What? (So I'm a Spider, So What?, Inanimate TF) 

White’s acquired a new skill! (Yes, another!) This time, it’s a disguise skill designed to allow her and her allies to take the shape best suited for hiding in their vicinity: a tree for a forest, or a minotaur for a labyrinth, or a buxom maid for the tavern, for example. 

Unfortunately, she made the mistake of testing in a boutique, where she learned her new skill has one unfortunate limitation:

You can’t turn back if somebody is wearing you.

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Sparxie’s Special Stream (Various Inanimate TFs, Honkai Star Rail)

Sparxie’s latest stream has a special gimmick: she’s kidnapped some of the most popular women in the universe, and now she’s going to torment them on camera! Oh, but she’s not just going to poke and insult them and make them play stupid games. Oh, no. Why would she do anything that banal, when the Curio she found will let her turn them into whatever her chat wants?

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The Button (Various Inanimate TFs)

Benjamin has a strange new app on his phone. One that promises it can give him anything he needs – anything at all – for the measly price of, oh, a random person in his vicinity. Can he resist the temptation, or will he use it to make everything he needs, no matter the cost to those around him? What a moral dilemma!

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Wakamo’s Gifts (Various Inanimate TFs, Blue Archive)

Wakamo wants to give Sensei gifts. Wakamo’s jealous of the attention Sensei gets from other students. Wakamo’s found a magic wand that turns girls into special items. Wakamo’s going to kill two birds with one stone. And fuck her teacher.

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Wheel of Fates 2 (Various TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Various Series)

Welcome back to Wheel of Fates, nya! Nyou’re just in time for another round of transformative fun as we spin the wheel and see what our contestants become! Where will it land this time? Clothing? Food? Sextoys? There’s only one way to find out, nya, and that’s to Spin! The! Wheeeeel!

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Witch Wars: Boobs vs. Butts (Absorption, Expansion)

Hourglass City is home to two different groups of witches: the Beaub Coven in the North, who draw their power from their busts, and the Butte Coven, down in the South, who store their magic in their… Well, you can probably guess. 

For as long as anyone can remember, the two covens have been butting heads. But when the Butte Coven’s deadliest assassin succeeds in sealing the Beaub’s chief in her rear, their cold war goes hot, and not just in a sexy way! 

Prepare for a bust-up to end all bust-ups… The Buttle of the Century… It’s…

Witch Wars: Boobs vs. Butts. 

Coming to a Patreon near you this April, maybe.