Story Poll — July 2026 (Patreon)

It's that time of month again (you know, the beginning), and that means we're due for another story poll!

You might notice something a little unusual about this one: that's right, in the interest of fairness, the order of the entries has been RANDOMIZED. No more special treatment for the A and B titles anymore -- it's anything goes now, baby! WIIIIILD CARD

Do you have what it takes to vote in our ker-rrrrrrraziest story poll yet?! Find out below!

Here are your options: (Remember, you can vote for more than one!)

The Midnight Porn Channel (Pornography TF, Persona 4)

The female half of the Investigation Team have snuck into Junes Department Store for some midnight training. But there’s something strange about the TV World tonight… What’s with all these attractive guys?! Why are they all so w-w-well-endowed?! And what the hell is this awful music?! Just what channel is this exactly?! 

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Futanari, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body, turning him into a busty, big-dicked futanari, and bearing his child herself!

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Fairy Tail’s Enchanting Beach Trip (Beach-based Inanimate TFs, Fairy Tail)

It’s summer in Fiore, and you know what that means: time for a beach episode! 

Unfortunately, it’s not just the tentacle monster the girls have to worry about this time: Irene Belserion is on the prowl, and she needs a new swimsuit. How does a High Enchantress find a swimsuit in a hurry? Oh, I’m sure you can guess…

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The Spider Web Store/Boobytrap Boutique (Clothing TF, Date-a-Live)

Tengu City has a new boutique, and oh, if it isn’t the most delightful little clothing store you’ve ever seen. Shido’s harem of Spirits have been begging him to take them there for weeks – its products are to die for. Or, well, at least to go missing for.

Speaking of, they say the place is haunted. By a ghost that turns people into clothes. But, pft, there’s no way that’s true.

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Sparxie’s Special Stream (Various Inanimate TFs, Honkai Star Rail)

Sparxie’s latest stream has a special gimmick: she’s kidnapped some of the most popular women in the universe, and now she’s going to torment them on camera! Oh, but she’s not just going to poke and insult them and make them play stupid games. Oh, no. Why would she do anything that banal, when the Curio she found will let her turn them into whatever her chat wants?

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HoloAuction 2 (Sextoy TF, Hololive)

Everyone’s favorite mystery chat member has returned: the Auctioneer, here to open the bidding on a whole new round of super-high quality, lifelike sextoys! The only question is: which of your favorite vtubers will be on the auction block this time? …And how much will people be willing to pay for them?

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Witch Wars: Boobs vs. Butts (Absorption, Expansion)

Hourglass City is home to two different groups of witches: the Beaub Coven in the North, who draw their power from their busts, and the Butte Coven, down in the South, who store their magic in their… Well, you can probably guess. 

For as long as anyone can remember, the two covens have been butting heads. But when the Butte Coven’s deadliest assassin succeeds in sealing the Beaub’s chief in her rear, their cold war goes hot, and not just in a sexy way! 

Prepare for a bust-up to end all bust-ups… The Buttle of the Century… It’s…

Witch Wars: Boobs vs. Butts. 

Coming to a Patreon near you this June, maybe. 

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Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.

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Charlotte and the Sextoy Factory (Sextoy TF)

Charlotte couldn’t be more overjoyed! She’s won a golden ticket, and with it: the chance to visit Dildonics, the world’s most famous sextoy manufacturer! Their automated factories produce the best sexdolls, vibrators, and, of course, dildos in the entire world! And she and a group of four other lucky women are going to get to see behind the curtain! 

Gosh, she hopes nothing goes wrong while they’re there. That’d just be terrible. 

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A Glitch in Time (Various Inanimate TFs, Honkai Star Rail)

Amphoreus has a glitch, and it’s having a pretty strange effect on the Eternal World’s inhabitants. It’s like people are just up and–

That’s strange, weren’t you just talking to someone? Where did they go? And where did this weird lamp come from? 

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Royal Robes (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)

Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they?

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RWBY’s BWTY Punishment (Absorption, Inanimate TF, RWBY)

Glynda Goodwitch has gotten pretty sick of that troublesome Team RWBY. Starting food fights, playing pranks, and generally acting like they’re the main protagonists or something! Hmmphf! Well, if they’re so insistent on making asses of themselves, she’ll give them a spanking they’ll remember! By turning them into the butts of four carefully-selected volunteers for the whole of the next semester! 

(Yes, she’s allowed to do that. No, it isn’t illegal.)

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Brought Down to Bi (TG, Hypnosis, Stepfordization)

You know what’s worse than having an evil nemesis? Having an evil nemesis who’s gaaaaay for you. 

Especially when you’re, like, so straight you’re not even a little tempted (not a little). Besides, this bitch is crazy. She’s got this magic raygun, and she’s zapped all her former nemeses into her loyal bimbo wives! That’s not a healthy relationship dynamic! 

It’s okay though, ‘cos she’s not fighting her nemesis alone: she’s got her BF with her. He’ll prove she’s straight! And he can protect her! He’s so brave! He’ll jump in front of anything to save her.

W-w-wait! No, not that! That’s the bimbo ray! That’s the bimbo raaaaaaaay!

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Phantom Stars of Porn (Hypnosis, Pornography TF, Persona)

The Phantom Thieves of Hearts have a new target: a famous director who’s been coercing actresses into sex in return for a role in his movies. But no sooner have they arrived in his palace than the girls find themselves separated from the boys… and forced into the starring roles of a film that’s way more pornographic than advertised. 

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Easybreezey, Lemon Squeezy (Summer Inanimate TFs, Genshin)

It’s Summer, and the Easybreeze Holiday Resort is more popular than ever! There are guys and gals (mostly gals) here from all over Natlan! And they’re so hot. Like, you wouldn’t believe how hot they are. If you put them in an ice box, the ice would start steaming. They should really see a doctor.

Strangely, some of them have started going missing recently. Perhaps it has something to do with the rumors the resort is haunted? No, that would be silly. Everyone knows there’s no such thing as ghosts. 

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Wheel of Fates 2 (Various TFs, Viewer-Selected Characters, Various Series)

Welcome back to Wheel of Fates, nya! Nyou’re just in time for another round of transformative fun as we spin the wheel and see what our contestants become! Where will it land this time? Clothing? Food? Sextoys? There’s only one way to find out, nya, and that’s to Spin! The! Wheeeeel!

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Unconventional Cosplay (Cosplayerification, Various Series)

Strange doors are appearing across the multiverse. Strange doors, leading to an even stranger location. A grand hall… an ‘unconvention’ center. A strange place, full of even stranger people.

Especially from the perspective of your favorite Isekai heroines, who have no idea where they’ve ended up, let alone why it’s having such weird effects on them. Just what is a ‘cosplay’ anyway? Why are they so… slutty? And why would they want to do one instead of getting back to… uh, where did they come from again? 

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Wakamo’s Gifts (Various Inanimate TFs, Blue Archive)

Wakamo wants to give Sensei gifts. Wakamo’s jealous of the attention Sensei gets from other students. Wakamo’s found a magic wand that turns girls into special items. Wakamo’s going to kill two birds with one stone. And fuck her teacher.