I'm back! / Story Poll – October 2026 (Patreon)

Wooo...! Wooooooo...! I'm back! Baaaaack! Back from THE GRAVE!

...That's right, Halloween is almost upon us, and that means it's time for a particularly spooky story poll!

Can you face that most terrifying of things: the hair-raising need to actually make a decision? (No! No! Make it for me! Make it for me! Aiiiiii!)

Here are your options... (Remember, you can vote for more than one!)

Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.

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Y’okai, yokai? (Various TFs, Genshin)

It’s Autumn Festival time in Inazuma, and everyone’s partying in the streets, playing music, firing off fireworks, and generally making a ton of noise. Much to the annoyance of the local yokai, who rather resent being left out of the celebrations. 

Well, there are plenty of other ways for them to have fun. By transforming some of the celebrants into anything that amuses them, for instance…

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The ‘Candy’ Status Effect (Food TF, Princess Connect)

It’s Halloween in the Land of Astraea, and as a ghost, Miyako has the perfect costume. 

Unfortunately, all the candy she’s getting sucks! It tastes awful! Way worse than her delicious puddings! 

Fortunately, there’s a veeery simple solution to that. 

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Lazy Last-Minute Magic Party Prep (Halloween-themed Food/Inanimate TF)

Persimmony’s made a terrible mistake! She’s supposed to be hosting the coven’s Halloween party, but she forgot all about it! Now there’s only hours to go, and if she doesn’t whip up something soon, the other witches are going to transform her into mincemeat! Quick, Persimmony, think! 

…Hmm, there sure are a lot of muggles around at this time of year… Perhaps she can work with that…

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Animalistic Magnetism (Facesitting)

Oh, good God, it’s finally happened! The Earth’s magnetic field has flipped, and by some perverse quirk of physics, men’s faces have been magnetized to women’s butts! Everywhere you go, there are guys with their heads planted in asses, guys being sat on, guys smothered by dumptrucks, guys–

Oh, the horror! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the– What do you mean you like it? 

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Night of the Hololiving Dead (Relief Station TF, Hololive)

Oh, boy! It’s the big vtuber convention, and everyone’s favorites are here! You know, like the funny girl in the cute outfit, and the one with the big boobs, and even the crazy little gremlin! 

But wait! What’s happening to all their fans?! Some terrible spell has transformed them from innocent, wholesome viewers into a horde of horny maniacs! Now they’re running around like zombies, except it isn’t brains they wanna eat, it’s pussy! Worse, anyone they catch seems to turn into… into… 

…What the Yagoo is a relief station?! 

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So I'm an Unaware Noblewoman's Clothes, So What? (So I'm a Spider, So What?, Inanimate TF) 

White’s acquired a new skill! (Yes, another!) This time, it’s a disguise skill designed to allow her and her allies to take the shape best suited for hiding in their vicinity: a tree for a forest, or a minotaur for a labyrinth, or a buxom maid for the tavern, for example. 

Unfortunately, she made the mistake of testing in a boutique, where she learned her new skill has one unfortunate limitation:

You can’t turn back if somebody is wearing you.

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Royal Robes (Clothing TF, Re:Zero)

Sick of waiting for the Royal Selection to end, Priscilla discovers a spell that should bring things to an immediate conclusion. After all, her fellow candidates can hardly compete after being turned into her new outfit, can they? 

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Brought Down to Bi (TG, Hypnosis, Stepfordization)

You know what’s worse than having an evil nemesis? Having an evil nemesis who’s gaaaaay for you. 

Especially when you’re, like, so straight you’re not even a little tempted (not a little). Besides, this bitch is crazy. She’s got this magic raygun, and she’s zapped all her former nemeses into her loyal bimbo wives! That’s not a healthy relationship dynamic! 

It’s okay though, ‘cos she’s not fighting her nemesis alone: she’s got her BF with her. He’ll prove she’s straight! And he can protect her! He’s so brave! He’ll jump in front of anything to save her.

W-w-wait! No, not that! That’s the bimbo ray! That’s the bimbo raaaaaaaay!

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Poképarts (Absorption, TG, Futanari, Pokémon)

Delia Ketchum wants grandkids. But despite the respectable harem her son has acquired, none of them seem to be getting pregnant. Perhaps she should speed things along… by making them part of his body, turning him into a busty, big-dicked futanari, and bearing his child herself!

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Slut Bucks (Sluttification/Sexualization)

Generic Hentai Protagonist has hit the jackpot: a wallet stuffed to bursting with dollar bills. Infinite dollar bills – no matter how many he spends, it never seems to run out of them.

There’s something strange about this endless barrel of bucks though, starting with all the pictures of sexy women on them. What ever happened to good ol’ George Washington?

More importantly: why does anyone who takes them seem a little sluttier? There’s no way the cute convenience store cashier would have worn a top like that before! Or have boobs big enough to fill it! And the last time he asked her for a quickie, she told him to go fuck himself! What the hell is going on? And why is it giving him such an erection…? Maybe he should spend a little cash on some experiments…

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Elizabeth Bathory’s (Un)Holy Halloween (Halloween-themed Food/Inanimate TF, Fate)

No-one in the entire world is suffering as much as Elizabeth Bathory at the moment: it’s Halloween and she didn’t get her own event this year. It’s not fair! She deserves her 16th Halloween form! 

Well, there’s an easy way to fix that. All she has to do is sneak into Chaldea’s secret Grail store and make a wish on one of those shiny little goblets: a very special wish, to bring about the Halloween event she’s always been waiting for…! And punish those stupid Servants who denied her it by turning them into decorations and candy, the jerks! 

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Sparxie’s Special Stream (Various Inanimate TFs, Honkai Star Rail)

Sparxie’s latest stream has a special gimmick: she’s kidnapped some of the most popular women in the universe, and now she’s going to torment them on camera! Oh, but she’s not just going to poke and insult them and make them play stupid games. Oh, no. Why would she do anything that banal, when the Curio she found will let her turn them into whatever her chat wants?

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The Tanuki’s Torments (Furniture TF)

After years of hard work, Satoshi-san finally has everything he’s ever wished for: a beautiful wife and a lovely house for them to live in. Sure his wife is a little plump and his house is a little empty, but Satoshi doesn’t mind. 

Perhaps he would mind if he knew his wife was a tanuki, but he doesn’t. And nor do his brothers and sisters, who’ve shown up and decided to take advantage of the place while he’s away. After all, he is their adorable little brother. What’s his is theirs, no?

Well, not if his wife has anything to say about it.

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The Midnight Porn Channel (Pornography TF, Persona 4)

The female half of the Investigation Team have snuck into Junes Department Store for some midnight training. But there’s something strange about the TV World tonight… What’s with all these attractive guys?! Why are they all so w-w-well-endowed?! And what the hell is this awful music?! Just what channel is this exactly?! 

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Wives in the Candy (TG, Monstergirlification)

Marcus Black hates Halloween. The decorations, the trick-or-treaters, the The Nightmare Before Christmas reruns… Bleh! They’re all awful! 

But the worst part by far – by far! – is the awful teens who come to his house and pretend he’s an evil sorcerer! He’s not! He’s a perfectly respectable wizard! 

Well, he’ll show those little shits what’s what. By enchanting the candy they steal to turn them into his sexy monster wives. …That’ll show them what a not-evil magician he is.

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Hillraiser House (Haunted House Inanimate TFs)

It’s Halloween, and Hillraiser House has opened its door again! It’s the spookiest attraction in the entire city. The actors and the special effects are top-notch – you’re guaranteed to get scared! There’s only one rule: don’t break the props! Why? Well, let’s just say you’ll be the one replacing them…

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A Glitch in Time (Various Inanimate TFs, Honkai Star Rail)

Amphoreus has a glitch, and it’s having a pretty strange effect on the Eternal World’s inhabitants. It’s like people are just up and–

That’s strange, weren’t you just talking to someone? Where did they go? And where did this weird lamp come from? 

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We explored an ABANDONED store at NIGHT, and you wont BELIEVE what we found!! | Ep. 13 (Halloween-themed Inanimate TFs)

Every year, on the eve of Halloween, the empty lot at the mall transforms from an old, abandoned shopfront into a festive Halloween store, cram-packed with costumes and decorations and candy. But how does this actually work?

Well, Cameron Corder and his team of professional (amateur) ghost hunters have decided to find out! …By sneaking into the store and filming whatever happens for their Youtube channel.

Little do they know, however, just how powerful the magic of Halloween is…

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The Amazing Physical Circus (Clown TF)

Oh boy, the circus is in town! And they’re in need of some new clowns! Ain’t that funny? 

Not that you’d want to be a clown. Why would you, when–Hey! Wh-what are they doing?! Where are they taking you?! Oh God, no, not the Clown Machine! This has gotta be a bad joke! No! Noooo! 

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The Feminine Frame (Femboy TF)

There's something odd about Dave’s new looking glass. According to the creepy old man in the mysterious shop that wasn’t there yesterday, it’s supposed to work like any normal funhouse mirror, but for some reason it only makes Dave’s butt look bigger.

And his socks a little longer? And his thighs a little plumper? And hey, how long has he been wearing cat ears?