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Chapter 34: Whiskey Peak

“This is… awesome!”

“This is terrible! What do you mean awesome!?”

Laughing at the shout of panic heard behind me, I turned to see everyone except Zoro panicking due to how chaotic the weather in the Grand Line was.

One moment it was sunny and warm, then the next it was storming terribly with waves big enough to capsize the ship, and the next after that a blizzard would hit.

It was like someone had put the weather on a randomizer and set it to change every hour or so.

Vivi and Mr. 9 had mocked us at first for being unprepared, and after a few whacks to the head from Nami, they were now helping us.

The only one not helping was Zoro, who had somehow remained asleep throughout this whole time despite everything happening around us.

I pitied the bastard once he woke up and Nami got her hands on him.

I thought this was fucking awesome though and was having tons of fun trying to guess what kind of weather we would be hit with next.

“Less playing, more shoveling!” Nami yelled before whacking me and Usopp on the head, who were having a bit of fun trying to build a snowman.

It took hours of non-stop work as the weather kept changing, but finally as the moon was rising into the sky, it finally settled and we got a look at our first island.

The island had the appearance of giant cactuses, which was probably how it acquired its name as Cactus Island, with Whiskey Peak being the only city located on it.

With tired expressions on almost everyone’s face, with the exception of myself and Nami due to my ridiculous stamina and Nami wearing the Ring of the Sun Princess again, we shared relieved smiles at reaching the first island.

“Yawn, why is everyone relaxing? Just because the weather is nice is no excuse for everyone to be so relaxed, you know?” the voice of Zoro suddenly asked, awake once again as he stretched in the middle of the deck.

‘You deserve what’s coming to you, buddy.’ I silently thought to myself, noticing the angry expressions on Sanji, Usopp, Tiche, and especially Nami’s face.

Zoro didn’t seem to notice though as he suddenly walked up to Vivi and Mr. 9, who similarly weren’t too happy with him as they had to take up his slack.

“Hmm, you know something? Your names seemed familiar to me and I finally remembered why.” Zoro smirked mockingly as Vivi and Mr. 9 froze with pale faces.

“Something about a shady organization with dumb names and—”

Zoro never got to finish what he had to say as Nami finally reached him and, under everyone’s eyes, started whaling the shit out of him with her fists, even turning a bit black at the usage of Armament.

Once she was done moments later, she turned her gaze toward the deathly afraid Vivi and Mr. 9 and gave them a glare as if daring them to say something.

“Hehe, t-thank you for the lift, kind pirates. We’ll be taking our leave now.” Vivi suddenly declared with a sweating face as she stood up nervously and started backing away.

“Y-Yes, thank you very much!” Mr. 9 repeated just as nervous before they both suddenly jumped into the sea and disappeared from sight.

“Hmph, good riddance.” Nami huffed with crossed arms.

“You’ll get what’s coming to you one day, you witch.” Zoro muttered under his breath as he held his head and upper body while glaring lightly at Nami, who only glared back.

After that everyone started getting ready to disembark, leaving myself, Zoro, and Tiche on the deck.

“My gut is telling me this won’t be the last time we’ll be seeing them.” I muttered with a grin as I looked out into Whiskey Peak, where I could just hear some cheers in the distance.

“The girl, right?” Tiche asked as she came to stand beside me. “I noticed her movements appeared a bit forced and her speech was much more refined sometimes, depicting a good upbringing.”

“Her name is Vivi.” I muttered with a grin, getting everyone’s attention. “She accidentally revealed it to me when I caught her back inside Laboon but quickly panicked and asked me to call her by her codename.”

“You do know we’re probably walking into a trap, right?” Zoro asked as he quickly recovered from Nami’s beating and came to stand on my other side.

“Of course, that was obvious from the start.” I said with a shrug before looking at Zoro from the corner of my eye. “The hostile presences ahead only confirmed my suspicions. My guess is, we’re about to walk into a den of bounty hunters.”

“That’s exactly what it is.” Zoro grunted with crossed arms. “Baroque Works. I ran into them back in the East Blue a while back when they tried to recruit me. It sounded shady as hell though with everyone’s identity being a secret, so I declined and killed the guy.”

“Be on the lookout, you two. The others deserve some rest after working non-stop for the past few hours.” I said, getting nods in return.

“By the way, Luffy,” Zoro continued now with a curious tone as I turned to him with a raised eyebrow. “You said you sensed the hostility? Does Haki allow you to sense emotions?”

“Yes, but it is somewhat rare. I myself can sense someone’s intent and some emotions, though the latter is somewhat new and I don’t have much control of it yet. To give you an example, I can only sense strong emotions while someone who has trained it or was born with the specialty can sense and even experience the suffering of others.” I explained calmly, getting a nod from him.

“I see.”

“If you master it, you can even look into the future for a short period of time.” I revealed with a small grin, getting wide eyes from Zoro before he grinned back. “You should focus on Armament though. From my point of view, you excel more at it, and just like Observation, there’s an advanced form of it.”

“What is it?” Zoro asked eagerly.

“There are two.” I said, raising two fingers. “The first is called Emission, where you emit it over a short distance allowing you to unleash an invisible burst to a target. The second and hardest is called Internal Destruction. You let your Haki flow into a target and destroy it from the inside out.”

“I myself am only average at Emission, and Internal Destruction is beyond me currently. I’ll show you later how it’s done.” I finished, getting a nod.

“Then I know what my goal is.” Zoro declared confidently.

“That’s the spirit, shishishi.”

We were soon interrupted as the cheering I heard earlier finally became audible to everyone else, and we watched with various expressions as the city of Whiskey Peak was cheering for us as we got closer.

“Oh yeah, this is obviously a trap.” I muttered quietly so only they heard, getting a small nod from them, meanwhile Sanji and Usopp basked in all the attention.

“Well, let’s see where this goes.” I muttered before grinning and waving back, pretending to be happy clueless pirates as we walked into their den.

The poor bastards didn’t know that they would soon become the hunted.

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A While Later

After what was obviously a rehearsed and fake welcome from the town of mercenaries, they led us into the city proper before trying to fatten us up with plenty of drink and food.

Since it was free, we enjoyed ourselves to the fullest, with Zoro and Nami having a drinking contest, Sanji flirting with every pair of tits, Usopp telling tall tales to anyone who would listen, Tiche silently drinking in a corner while ignoring the guys trying to flirt with her, and myself eating everything within sight.

While eating I kept an eye on Mr. 8, or who I knew to be Igaram, the Captain of the Royal Guard of Arabasta and the person who had accompanied Vivi on their mission to find out the secret leader of Baroque Works.

The guy actually had those ridiculous huge rolls in his blonde hair and dressed super fancily for a mercenary that it was a miracle they hadn’t been discovered earlier.

With everyone being fairly weak though, I soon lost interest and focused on gorging myself as much as I could, leaving the cooks crying with tears as they couldn’t keep up with my appetite.

Several hours passed as we partied our asses off before one by one we soon passed out or pretended to, leaving the bar we were in silent.

By the time they discovered that most of us were missing, with only Sanji and Usopp blissfully passed out, it was too late.

Watching from atop a tall building as the agents of Baroque Works came out in a panic trying to look for us, I turned to Zoro and Tiche beside me with an amused smile before looking down again.

“I would appreciate it if you let the others rest for a while. They’ve had a long day.” I called out from above, getting their attention.

“What!?”

“How did they get up there!?”

“Could he really be as strong as his bounty portrays!?”

My gaze moved to Vivi for a moment, who was standing close to Igaram, and shot her a disappointed look, getting a small wince from the girl before she quickly covered it with a mask of anger.

“Have fun, you two. They’re all yours.” I muttered with a grin before stepping back. “Oh, and try to hold back on the girl with blue hair and the dude with blonde curls. My gut tells me there’s something more to them.”

“I don’t see it, but you’re the captain.” Zoro shrugged before looking down at his new katanas. “Besides, I’ve been meaning to test out my new blades and they will do nicely.” Zoro gave a bloodthirsty smirk.

“Of course, Luffy-sama. I will return shortly.” Tiche declared calmly while looking down at everyone with a blank expression as she pulled out her hidden dagger.

Knowing they had it handled, I silently made my way toward the final member who was currently awake, finding her moments later searching through boxes.

“What you doin’?”

I smiled and sneaked up to her before suddenly hugging her from the back and kissing her cheek, causing Nami to freeze for a moment before relaxing a second later as she realized who it was.

“Tsk, don’t scare me like that, idiot.” Nami huffed but did nothing to move herself from my arms as she snaked one of her hands to my neck and brought me down for a proper kiss that we both enjoyed.

We separated after several moments with Nami looking flushed and breathing a bit hard before a seductive smirk grew on her face as she slowly trailed her finger over my chest.

“I take it the others are busy dealing with the bounty hunters?” Nami asked rhetorically, since we could hear the yells from here of two monsters going crazy.

“That’s right. What did you have in mind?” I asked with a raised eyebrow and an amused look on my face.

“Well… I did promise you a good time back in Loguetown, but things got in the way, so…” Nami muttered teasingly before stepping back and grabbing my hand.

“Seeing as these bounty hunters are broke as hell, why don’t we wait for everything to blow over back on the Merry? I’m sure we could find something to entertain ourselves with~” Nami suggested with a smirk and a sway of her hips.

“Shishishi, I think that sounds like a lovely idea, Nami.” I said, and in the next move I picked her up in a princess carry and kicked off in the direction of the Merry.

“Fufufu, eager, are we?” Nami asked teasingly as she started peppering my neck with kisses.

“Look who’s asking.” I muttered with a small grunt and, using my position to my advantage, grabbed a handful of her perky ass and gave it a nice squeeze.

“Aaah~ Hurry then. I don’t want anybody interrupting us again.” Nami urged, looking and sounding pretty horny as she started caressing my abs.

“We wouldn’t want that.” I chuckled and sped up.

As we made it to the Merry and quickly locked ourselves in the girls’ room, clothes flying everywhere and hands wandering everywhere, I had one last thought.

‘I sure hope we’re not needed anytime soon, because I’m going to be extremely peeved if I get blue-balled again.’

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Several Hours Later

Thankfully no such interruptions happened, and I was able to enjoy several hours buried inside Nami as she cried out my name in pleasure before we eventually stopped for a break.

We could have continued going all night of course, as I had found that Nami was quite insatiable and our first time together hadn’t been a fluke. Well, that or she was as backed up as me, which I couldn’t blame her for, as I was in the same state.

Once you had sex and you had a willing partner to do it with, a beautiful and sexy one at that, any extended period of time without it felt like torture.

At this rate, I really hoped I got some kind of ability that let me have some private time, like a key to a different dimension or something similar where I could invite Nami to.

With our desires placated for now, I carried a slightly disheveled and glowing Nami back to town, where I could still hear some fighting going on, though nowhere near to when it started.

Landing on a rooftop, we looked down to see the forms of Zoro and Tiche standing in front of dozens of bodies, easily numbering higher than a hundred.

“Hmm, that’s interesting.” I muttered with a smile as I saw that there seemed to be some sort of three-way standoff right now.

There was Zoro and Tiche on one side of course, Vivi and Igaram on the other, and finally there was a black man with an afro wearing a brown jacket along with a woman with blonde hair and a similar colored outfit and holding an umbrella of all things at this time of night.

“New enemies?” Nami asked with a somewhat tired voice as she leaned against my side, her legs still a little wobbly from the pounding she had received earlier.

“Seems like it.” I said with a nod before looking down at Nami. “Want to see what’s going on?”

“No,” Nami immediately shook her head before looking up at me and giving me a playful glare. “I can hardly feel my legs right now thanks to a certain someone, so just leave me here and go down to see what’s going on.”

“I seem to recall someone all but begging for me not to stop.” I said in return with a small smile, getting a huff from her as she slapped my chest playfully.

“If you say so then, I’ll be right back.” I muttered and gave her a quick kiss that she eagerly returned before jumping down and landing directly in the middle of everyone, startling them.

“This seems like an interesting conversation. Mind if I join?” I asked with a relaxed smile while subtly giving Zoro and Tiche a nod that they returned.

“Mr. Luffy!” Vivi exclaimed in surprise while Igaram suddenly turned to me with an intense look in his eyes.

“And who are you supposed to be?” The guy with the afro said in an arrogant tone as he picked his nose and looked at me in disinterest.

“Kyahahaha, it must be another weakling of their crew, Mr. 5.” The blonde woman said as she laughed condescendingly.

“I apologize, Luffy-sama. They just arrived. I will take care of them immediately.” Tiche spoke up, sounding a bit ashamed at the fact that the two stooges were still standing.

“Relax. So I take it these guys are here for you, Vivi?” I reassured Tiche before turning to Vivi with a raised eyebrow, causing her to blink in surprise for a moment before relaxing, clearly recalling that she had shared her name with me.

“How do you know, Princess Vivi?” Igaram immediately demanded with an aggressive manner as he stepped in front of Vivi.

“Heh, so she’s a princess, huh? Knew she didn’t belong in such a shady organization. Her eyes had the look of someone completely innocent.” I laughed, taking Vivi by surprise again as she started blushing in embarrassment.

“As for how I know her name. She told me, of course. What else?” I shrugged calmly, not once removing my eyes from said princess, still waiting for her answer.

“…So?” I asked leadingly.

“Oh! Umm, y-yes, they are here for me.” Vivi stammered out her response as her expression wavered between embarrassment and confusion.

“Do you want help?” I asked with a grin, getting another blink from her and causing her brain to short-circuit.

“Luffy, are we really getting involved in this?” Zoro was the first to respond over the silence my question had brought to the others.

“Shishishi, why not? Besides, I think it’s too late for us not getting involved, right?” I said in return before turning my look toward Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine again, who looked peeved that they had gone ignored.

“That’s right. You’re all dead!” Mr. 5 declared with a smirk.

“Too bad for you, dearies~” Miss Valentine chimed in with malice in her tone as well.

“See what I mean, Zoro?” I asked with a bigger grin as I slowly walked toward Vivi and Igaram and stood protectively in front of them.

“Haah, seems so.” Zoro muttered with a small sigh, but it didn’t stop the smirk from growing on his face.

“What are your orders, Luffy-sama?” Tiche asked, now looking at Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine with murderous eyes.

“Deal with them how you wish. Just be aware that they are both Devil Fruit users.” I said with a shrug.

While all of this was going on, Vivi finally seemed to come back to her senses and I heard her mutter to herself.

“…What is going on right now? Am I dreaming?”

In return I could only let out a bark of laughter at all the chaos going on.

‘Things are already a hundred times more interesting than in East Blue. This is fun~’