The Dean Mug and How to Use It (Patreon)

Hi folks, Ali here. Looks like the exclusive merch from the virtual live show is starting to hit mailboxes—yowza!—and we’re getting a lot of questions about what a mug is and how to use it. 

The basic process is to set the item on a flat surface with the open end of the cylinder facing up, then pour coffee into it through the top, add milk and/or sugar, then pick up the cup and transfer the liquid from the mug to your face.

I’ve attached a helpful video that’s literally just me pouring coffee in the mug. There are no jokes in the video. Have you watched it? Good. Then you know it’s simply me pouring coffee into a mug. 

Tim asked me to let y’all know that this mug can also hold “other caffeinated delights” and I told him I’d think about it. 

The show poster—as most people have figured out—should go in your weird little Rude Tales shrine. 

The real point of this post is a big ol thank you to all the patrons who tuned in to the live stream show!! We had a blast escaping planet time and changing the course of history and we simply couldn’t have done it with you! 

PLEASE NOTE the show poster (an excellent collab between Carly, Chris, and Branson) and the Dean mug (Branson’s magnum opus) were only available to purchase during the live stream event, but we’ll see you and some new exclusive merch at the next virtual show!