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In honor of getting you amped as hell for the return of the main show next week our own Branson Reese (Rude Tales of Magic) has put together a little quiz to help you find out which Rude Tales NPC you are.

This will go public in a few days but we thought it grand to give you a first look at it. Have at it! And remember: these quizzes are legally binding.

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Which Rude Tales NPC are you?

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Comments

Anonymous

I'm a pipsi 🤬

Ashe

We got a Milker here

Davide

God and this is legally binding?

Anonymous

I'm not sure if you're fucking with us or not but neither ticks nor centipedes are insects

Finn J. Harrison

If you can’t handle me at my Count Ivan Gretzky you don’t deserve me at my Gladhands.

Anonymous

i’m danny timeshare nice to meet you

Superduperstitious

The Witch Hunter! It’s like you KNEW I just moved to Minnesota!

Thomas Whitney

I got Snake Professional so I'm counting this as a win.

Anonymous

splish-splash, the one and only

Justin Pruitt

Buckinghams and now it’s NSFW.

Anonymous

oh pogger i got splish splash

Platypus Man

Addison & Buckley Lindsingham - I'm not happy with my result but I'm glad I know so I can prepare properly

Caitlin Hobbs

I'm Mother which I'm slightly uncomfortable about

Anonymous

Count Ivan Gretzky babay

Elwood Goodrich

I got Moira Thousand. Let me know if you also got Moira Thousand so I can kill you. Also, anybody who responds to this is an idiot and anyone who doesn’t is a coward.

LS

Senator Pepsi, sorry about the rest of your bad results

Anonymous

Count Ivan Gretzy, and I had a wonderful time finding that out, with much laughing. Several, even.

Sherry M

I got Davo and you know what? I agree. thank you for this delightful gift, Branson

Anonymous

i got davo, which does make the most sense, but who tf is bukkake pepsi?

Anonymous

Amber-Ale Assembleaux at your soivice

Anonymous

And Bukkake Pepsi for my second one. Both are cum related. Not sure it that says more about me or how they were named!

Shalom Craimer

I'm delighted and appalled that 20% of the people got Senator Pepsi. That's awesome.

Anonymous

Wealthy Wim Windows!

Kevin Griggin

kreedis... just relieved not to get kebin

Anonymous

Hell yeah, I'm Mother! This rules!

Gregory

Al Dawn. I guess I can see that.

Anonymous

Moira Thousand. Now I'm in jail. THANKS!

PRodger

I got Count Ivan Getzky, which is alright by me.

Emma Sklar

I took it three times and got Punished Lucas twice and Beatrix Dawn once. What I learned today is that I'm more likable when I'm not being a shithead which is unfair because I like being a shithead.

Josh Bays

Kreedis... I need to work on myself.

Anonymous

I got Milker, confirming that the quiz is 100% accurate (as if there were any doubt)

beatrice

i got poopus 😔

Michael Nestick

I am Cheddar according to the quiz and my fiancee got Beatrix Dawn, which the description of me making her take it while laughing and giggling softly to her reaction (she doesnt listen to the show) is spot on.

Anonymous

i got kebin and i don’t know how to feel about that

Michael

Oh shit I got: you know him, you love him (I'm pretty sure you love him)—everyone's favorite narrator. Is he everyone's favorite? He is, because I say he is, and I get to do that because I'm the narrator: Snake Professional.

Jake Krakovsky

The fact that the current top 5 results are Count Ivan Getzky, Cheddar, Senator Pepsi, Poopus, Fractus, and Scrum Fabulous says something potent, true, and sad about this "Fandom"

A.J. Chavar

Since ranger isn’t an option on the class question should I assume that it’s the best class or the worst? Either way: I got Cum Dangle.

Anonymous

"Little One You're elderly and speak almost exclusively in slow riddles. Obviously people are just drawn to you. Also it turns out you used to be the emperor but you've almost completely forgotten about that." Aside from being elderly, this is frighteningly true.

Anonymous

the pepsi brother who is definitely not a goblin, what would even make you think that?

Lisa

Andreas Redchapel? I don't know how to take this. I believe in no gods!

Anonymous

I do be Wealthy Wim Windows tho

Anonymous

Honestly very happy with being Danny Timeshare

Kimmie Höward

Kreedis...holy shit...well i AM a vehicle i never learned how to drive

Anonymous

I... I got Cheddar? Like I'm not mad but how? XD

monti

Cherished Matthew?? Oh god I just turned 31