The Varied Styles of Mr. Frederick de Bonesby (Patreon)

Hello dear listener, Ruderino, Piss Pig, whichever your preference,

Chris Hastings, voice of de Bonesby here! Freddy-baby's been through some looks recently, and I thought I'd illustrate some documentation to share with you.

We of course have de Bonesby prime, as he was introduced in our first episode, and kept to for quite a while. Nice clothes. Wig. You know this guy.

And just because I understand Patreon absolutely RUNS on  p*rnography (lol Patreon flagged this without the asterisk), next on the list is the nude deBonesby of the Soaking Valley prison (and I suppose "of" any time he takes his clothes off. Don't laugh! We'll all look like this some day.)

After that, there is of course the man who has been demolished by the Shish Kabob Express and then regained some dignity in some bright pink mummy wraps. HE HAS BEEN LIVING LIKE THIS FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW!!!

But thankfully I am here to tell you, things are about to change... and you'll just have to stick around to see how.