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Hello loyal patrons! I'm Branson Reese, and this is stirring up the fans with discourse chum! *Corona riff*

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Kit L

Hot Roddy is the 2nd most shocked by Goatse. Rude Tales Indeed

Tyler Button

Hot Roddy in full Jock spectrum? I counter this with the scenes from Grease where Danny Zuko tries to participate in any sport.

Hunter Lewis

"Greets goatse as an old friend" made coke come out my nose. Thanks for that.

Vincent Kuznicki

i wanna say that though we would like for stir fry to die before "bite it scum" i think in actuality he would probably do fine, perhaps even join in on kicking the shit out of gg when he passes out on heroin

rudetalesofmagic

If it was just GG, maybe. But you gotta remember that there's gonna be a lot of other dudes in there who aren't gonna wanna hear "con carne!" a second time

Vincent Kuznicki

that's a fair and just point, i'm glad i subscribe to this patreon for insight that would otherwise escape me

Brian Elliott

If the Dean is eating alone, he's Ruth's Chris/Scared Of Ghosts. If he's dining with his wife, he's Ruth's Chris/At Peace With Ghosts.

Dylan Lioliadis

This is great! It really develops the EU

Chris Daniels

One of the only times an alive skeleton does not end up fully in the Goth category

Zordonmlw7

Just a suggestion but if you're snorting it that fast, maybe slow it down a bit to really savor it.

Zordonmlw7

Wait how is Stirfry closer to Cordelia in horniness than Albee???