Rude Karts of Racing (Patreon)

Patrons! Hope you're having a lovely weekend. Here's an idea I had. Fun to think about what their stats would be! Stirfry's obviously gonna be a little Yoshi style lightweight, for example. Not even in a mean way! It's just, like, you can't tell me he's a Mario and expect me to take you seriously. Anyway, I think this is a pretty good starting lineup. Gotta imagine we'd have more than a few unlockable racers. Brian Fuck in the Shish-Kebab Express, for example. You can't make this stuff up...