Rude TAROT of Magic: Death (Patreon)

Oh no!! Oh shit! You're going to die!!!!! Ah!!! Fuck!!! Don't talk to me or you'll get your curse all over me!!!! Fuck! No! No!!!!! FUCK! Lots of tarots use Death to signify change or rebirth or some horseshit but here at Rude Tales we have a little something called "respect for the dictionary." The death card means death. And buddy? You're about to bite it. That sucks so bad for you unless you're, like, 95 (a demographic we don't tend to attract.) I would say make your peace with God but honestly don't bother. I can tell you're going to Hell no matter what. It's a vibe you give off. And you give it so strongly that I can tell you're going to Hell even though I can't picture your face and I'm writing this in a google doc several weeks before you're reading it. Goddamn. You're so fucking doomed. Oh man.