Rude TAROT of Magic: The Lovers (Patreon)

What are Lovers if not participants in that grand experiment: Love! But what is Love? 

Love is…well…amazeballs! 

Love is badass personified; The ultimate chiller, smacking down the enemies of awesome! 

Love is a Mom n Pop storefront but with a fortune 500 budget…and culture and building. 

Basically, Love is like a Venn diagram on steroids!

Love is like if usability, functionality, and profit invited expertise to the party. 

Love is “UUUH FUUUUU-“ but without the interiority! 

It’s a multifunctioning, single use platform, like if a swiss army knife had a linktree that directed you to a squarespace or something. 

Love is like a Rubik’s cube, absolutely amazing. 

Love is like if you traded in your arms for bat wings, your teeth for a beak, and your dick an f-ing GUITAR! 

Love is “we are the daughters of the witches they forgot to burn”…but for guys! 

Love is like if Kindness and Charity had a baby…on STEROIDS! 

Love is molecular efficiency at a macro level, like if satire could change the world. 

Love is patience on STEROIDS…AND crack (if that’s ok to say).

What do YOU think Love is? Comment below!